Be the new lead singer for the Doors

After YEARS of searching, I found a Karaoke apparatus that had “Light My Fire”. But it wasn’t listed! The guy had a disc of 40 songs that he had neglected to add. So I did an astonishing version of “It’s Now or Never”. Late in the evening, when the crowd was thinning out, and there was no one at the mike, he put on the forgotten disk. I heard the opening notes of a song I’d been looking for for a long time, and I shouted, “You didn’t TELL us you had ‘Light My Fire’!” I rushed up to the mike, started the song on time, and of course, did an excellent job with it. Too bad Ray Manzarek wasn’t there to hear it.

That’s the best vocal range for me. Too many lead singers in rock have high tenor voices. I guess that’s ‘cause it cuts through the din better. But there’s a shortage of material for baritones. I have never seen any Doors song available in ANY Karaoke apparatus! Maybe they don’t want rank amateurs butchering their songs. But I can do a good job with the vocals. And I could write lyrics for new songs.

I want to “Break on Through! Yeah!”