give alex a dutch oven

FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. Olestra farts???

I kind of did this the other night. But it was a weak effort. All sound, no fury. Then, while still under the covers, he let himself have a few. Ha! Anyway, I guess I’m still working on this.

I really only have one shot. Because after that one shot it might be difficult to trap him under the covers. So I have to ensure that the one shot is… worth it. Need to figure out how to get the most out of this one shot.

It’s only fair. He gave me one the other day.