get photos of the 43 shittest Origami known to mankind

I don’t think I can even think of 43 potential origamis, shit or no. But I’m retiring this goal cos it’s lost its impetus. If the shitty origami muse strikes me again, I’ll pop it on here so you can all admire the shit.

I love to go a-wandering, along the mountain track…

Anyone fancy a spot of camping? I’ve got a new tent. And it’s shit! It’s got door flaps, though, and if you look close enough you might be able to make out a cleverly fashioned origami zip. ^{(This may not be true.)}

Also, if you look at the beatiful view in the distance, you will see a rare plant species – the red mug tree. As you can see, it’s deciduous.

..Lucyann and I, after a few lager shandies, found a large pad of A4 and set to creating some of the rubbishest origami we’ve ever seen. It was too dark to take photos of it with my rather poo cameraphone (soon to be replaced, hooray!) but I will take some snaps tonight and tomorrow you should be able to feast your eyes ‘pon them. Be ready to be traumatised. They’re really not very good at all.

And good morning to you all, Team Shitty Origami! May this fresh new week bring you inspiration, laughter and poor execution of brilliantly creative ideas, and may mystical forcefields keep the paper cuts far from your folding fingers. Shitty origami is good for the soul.

I never posted my own shit origami as an entry, just a reply to Tokyo, so here it is.

It’s a shit cabbage. Shit, isn’t it?

Right, who to invite on our team?

Who’s special enough? Who is silly enough? Such a difficult decision. It’s like trying to choose a favourite child.