Ok, so....Here's how it's going down.
11 months ago
Now obviously, the only way to officially become a ninja is through recognition of another ninja or someone who knows the requirments for a ninja. That’s just going to take up too much time. So I’ve devised my own requirmentsn for ninja-osity.
1. Parkour
2. Martial Arts
3. Sneaking
Parkour, I can take a class for. Martial arts are easy, as I can take a class a week or something. Sneaking, I’ll just have to do on my free time. Eventually I’ll get better. Until someone says “OMG! STALKER!” and I’ll go “No mam, this is an understanding, you see… I’m actually a ninja.” and she’ll go “Oh! What a relief!”
