swim with whale sharks

So one time when I was in Greece I was swimming in an ocean FULL of purple sea urchins. I mean the entire ocean was pretty much shades of purple, black, and blue from the water. It was awesome, until my friend stepped on one.
One day I was in the aquarium and I saw these urchins. I thought to myself, “these silly people, they have to go to an aquarium to see these purple guys, but I, I was able to swim in an ocean full of them. I was invited into their home, these suckers-I feel so more accomplished than this.” So I’m walking around thinking about how bad-A I am and lo and behold a whale shark swims over my head. I thought to myself..I would be a total bad-A if I swam with one of those suckers!
So ever since then I daydream and research and talk about swimming with whale sharks and whenever I can’t stand the ordinary everyday life I go into my whale shark state…sigh.