do random things to crack myself up

and i agreed with whatever he said so i wrote:
truth sista!
(dont know why i said sista in the first place since he’s a guy…) but anyways then the T9 on my phone put shrub instead of sista. so i kept it like that.
he was confused.
i found it quite hilarious. hahah
truth shrub!

i was trying to say “good shot” to someone… and “good hit” at the same time, but i ended up saying “good shit” instead. bahaha it ended up no one even heard me, but it made me chuckle :) hehe!

my boyfriend calls me “whale” b/c its cute and i dont get offended. (he also likes to call me chunky and other nicknames that other girls would hate but i think are adorable :) )
well anyways one day, a few days ago, we were watching a movie and it just ended. i pushed him off the couch and then flopped down on him like a whale. and just layed there like a beached whale. hahah it was so fun. :) and then i “blow holed” on him too. bahaha he likes it :P

so he started drinking it so that it wouldn’t be wasted.
his mom was like: ew, why are you drinking that??
he was like: i don’t like wasting good cock!
his mom gave him the dirtiest look ever…hahaha

he almost said coke, and almost said pop, so it came out as cock. bahaha
okay so i didn’t crack myself up, but he did. and that practically counts. :D

this is so fun.
teasing my horny boyfriend. bahahaha
basically my most favorite thing ever! yes, its kindof evil…but hey, the parents are home. can’t do much to fix the hornyness. might as well make it worse! :D :D :D
ahhh good stuff. :)
i kinda love myself. :P :P

while talking about penis lengths. and school shopping.

i need a ruler. .........for tonight! ;) :P
ahahha no just kidding. its for school.
no just kidding again! its not! bahahahah

haha wow. i like this goal. :] :D

“yeah, the Swiss are really grudgy people..”
“and grungy!”
_{LOL only ashley laughed at that one. :P well, and me. :D}

“dog should be dug in past tense. my dug died. OMG and what if you had a dog named Doug?? my dug doug died.” bahahahaha!
_{of course, i was talking in a “swiss” accent this whole time. hahah i’m so dumb. :D}

“we are so cool!”
“you can say that again!”
“we are so cool!”
“you can say that again!”
“okay, shut up.”
“you can say that again!”

bahahah :D

i constantly crack myself up! its pretty much the greatest thing ever.
i laugh at my jokes more than other people do. :D
i have inside jokes with myself! hehe
basically, if there was another person just like me, we would have a blast together! :]