overcome my fear of butterflies

Thank you all for your support!
I’ve also found that Butterflies taste great on Bananas! You should try them!

With Spring in the air (ok, not really there yet, just hopeful) I think I can mark this off as done. I am beginning to like butterflies again, and come to think of it, with some garlic and butter, they kinda taste like grasshoppers! And everyone knows I love Grasshopper scampi!

I grew up in a poor neighborhood in Harlem. We had small cockroaches, but we’d keep them as pets. One time I had a cockroach on my girlfriends ass… she wasn’t amused. She grabbed her giant stuffed butterfly and killed Jerry! I couldn’t believe it! With no afterthought for my feelings, she just squished him! He was my life partner! She was my sex toy! The bitch!
So ever since then, I have had an irrational fear of giant stuffed butterflies. I hate the bastards… even the little ones. I have nightmares of Mothra sized butterflies coming into my room while I’m naked… but that’s another fear.. never mind that one. Sometimes, when I’m alone, I touch the picture I have of Jerry, wanting for the good ole days when he and I would go to the zoo and hunt for Monkey poo. He loved it so much, it really made his shell shine. And that Whore took him from me! Die Bitch! DIE!!!!

Come to think about it, I really might wanna consider therapy.....