Start opening my mail

I had a box full of unopened official-looking mail that i had collected over the last ten years or so and i swear i heard the box growling at me several times.. And whats the point of opening a letter you got today when you havent opened the old ones? So… I threw the entire box out without opening a single letter (so far i havent been punished for doing this) and started opening my mail. Every day.

It turns out that if you open your mail every day you save money and you dont have to answer any phonecalls from nasty people claiming you owe them. I feel so adult i might get myself a toupé.