I did break into my car using a wire hanger and duct tape on my barely cracked open window. See, I thought I had locked my keys in my car…turns out they were at the bottom of a bag that I had torn through twice before deciding (wrongly, I see now) that they must be in the car.
There are two lessons to be learned here. One, look harder. Two, just shut the damn window. Better a hot car than a, uh… hot car.