List 43 Men I Would Definitely Kick Out of My Bed

OK, this is gonna make me sound soooo shallow… And I shouldn’t be like this because I know what it’s like to be teased, but I have two words:

Penis nose.

I’m sorry!! I just CAN’T get past it!

Sigh.

Cuz if he was in my bed, he most likely would be trying to make a vest out of me.

He just rubs me the wrong way. On par with Ryan Seacrest.

Friggin’ annoying.

I mean, really. Look at him. And this is a good picture.

The resemblance is uncanny, isn’t it?

This dude is SERIOUSLY creepy!!

Used to be another example of an ugly dude hiding behind his hair. Now look at him. Pretty stinkin’ creepy.

Aww hell naw! I don’t care how much cheddar the guy has. He looks like he’s, like, 80!

Gets on my friggin’ nerves. And what’s with the hair?