be more lady like

I like chomping on chewing gum and I chomp at work. I make my mouth sound like a washing machine on spin cycle. It is theraputic and makes your jaw ache like mad. Toffee’s do that too. I like to remind myself not to spin cycle at work, answering the phone has become a nightmare! So in the aid of being lady like I am not going to chew toffee’s or chewing gum in the presence of others and freshen my breath with a handy spray!

I think you have to react to a compliment. But how? It seems really silly but I sometimes smile and say thank you. If you do that then you don’t owe any one any thing right? Do we really need to compliment a man back? Does it seem forward to tell them you like their hat or shoes or comething?

I was watching telly (t.v) and there was a funny video about how to be more lady like. The lady looked like that Jerry, who was married to Mick Jagger. She was advising a woman to put her elbows on the table and rest her shin on her hands. Might look nice but if you did that infront of my mom she would shove your elbows right off, if your were still eating your dinner. Afterards, you could but I would tuck my elbows in to my side and get my mom to show merci on my poor elbows. Either, way it hurts!

I think it is great being around female relatives! You can wash dishes help and learn how to bake! I read a cook book “how to be a domestic goddess” written by nigella lawson. Banna cake was in there and I did it! My woman hood says ‘who needs to go to a bakery when I can do it my self! I can be a better chef in that departement than any man I know!’
Baking fills the house with a lovely smell…

I am having to calm down and not giggle. ‘Ladies that giggle seem like they don’t have a clue!’ I smile all the time and I think 99.9% of the time some men are funny! The 0.1% just got up my nostrils yesterday, quoting the above! I would just like to know if they are moreen at the weekend….may be that’s why they are so tight? That was harsh I know, but men are funny and if we cannot giggle back then what is the point to chasing them! I will naturally respond like that! Sometimes, when I am at home I belly laugh and show my tonsils becuase I have one of those 99.9% men!!!!!!!!

I went to the cinema with my dad on sunday. I wore a long skirt and said “please and thank you!” He was amazed and actually got me things. I told him that one of my tasks at the moment is not to swear he was delighted!
My back does hurt so I must improve my posture! I think that sofas are great to lounge in. If you want to be a lady your legs part if sat in a sofa. Perching, is bad for the back but it is my only option! OUch! Thank you ‘friends’ for making coffee sofas trendy!

okay I need to reflect! I cannot swear! I have to grimace or something! Under Pressure it’s hard! I said alot of naughty words like crp, and t%t today and that simply will not do!!
Ladies do not swear! So back to square one!

my swearing has tamed down! I was ready to swear to day: My manger got his finger caught in a foot stool, I was calm and did not swear. I helped him by putting soap on his hand! I continued to serve customers even when the paramedics where there! I feel that now I am ready for the next stage! posture!
Cool as a cucumber! One step to being more lady like!

My Idea may be old fashioned but I would like not to swear anymore! I need a swear jar!

stop swearing! Wanting to the things men do sometimes! Be courteous and sit properly! Eat with a knife and fork! Sip my drink! Close my legs when sitting! When I smell poo on my shoe, look, the dainty way!