list 43 men I'd have in my harem

I’ve had a thing for him since I first saw him on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

He’s got great teeth and is just beautiful, and would be a welcome addition to my harem.

I’ve always found him to be a little goofy looking, but I think that’s a good thing.

I like much of what he has been in, and seeing him in The Pianist sealed the deal.

I usually don’t like blonds, and he doesn’t seem like the nicest guy, but for some reason, I am beyond attracted to him.

I also dated a guy during my undergrad who looked a lot like him, but he was quite the prude.

For that reason, Ryan is joining my harem, and he’s being cast in a very subservient role, so basically.. I will be getting what I want, when I want.

He’s funny and he’s gorgeous, and that’s good enough for me.

And if you’re into TV character father-son action, Jason Bateman can help with that too.

I feel like a dirty old woman for adding him to my harem, but he is over 18, so he’s fair game, right?

I fell for him in Arrested Development. He’s adorable and awkward, and I think he’d be fun to have around.

Who knew I had a thing for skinny white dudes too.. hmph. Well, when they are kicking zombie ass, I can dig it.

I’m not familiar much with him or other films he has been in, but 28 days later is pretty much my favorite zombie flick, and he is part of the reason.

Maybe we can get into some role playing? Maybe some of his fellow harem-mates would get in on that too.. hmm..

I like his scar. And the rest of him too.

I also like the roles he chooses and I support his activism, even if I don’t particularly care for PETA.

I think he’s gorgeous, and his accent adds to the appeal. Seeing/hearing him in Closer pushed me over the top. His intensity is so hot, and he’s got a mouth on him. Hot, hot, hot!

Let’s not confuse this entry with anything based solely on on politics.

Yes, I voted for him, but I am not one of those people who view him as my savior.

Here, I get off on the whole element of power.. especially considering that it is my harem. And I find him quite good-looking.

I had a thing for him (and Claire Danes, but that’s another listing entirely!) when I first saw him in Romeo & Juliet.

I dig his environmental activism, and I have liked just about every role he has been cast in. Oh, and his almost-pretty-boy good looks don’t hurt, either.