14. I have the emotional capacity of a 13 year old boy and have been descibed as heartless by several people I know.
15. I don’t have many friends I actually hang out with…even fewer I see on a regular basis. It’s really easy to make fun of me for this.
16. I think it’s pretty greedy that gays stole the whole refracted light thing, because I like rainbows; but I’m not gay. But I dont have a problem with people being gay. So if I wear a shirt with a rainbow on it, it has to say ‘not gay’ but then under that it has to say ‘but supportive.’
17. I have heterochromia iridus.
18. I never drank alcohol until my 21st birthday.
19. It’s a goal of mine in life to kiss a man with a british accent.
20. There’s nothing I love more than my own bed.
21. I’m only interesting if you haven’t talked to me in a few weeks.
22. I get super jealous when I see/know people who can do things that I can’t…like play piano or any instrument…speak foreign languages
23. I have an obsessive personality, but never with people I actually know…mostly Ricky Gervais, Okkervil River, Harry Potter, Strangers with Candy….the obsessiveness eventually fades where I can get on with daily life, but my love never goes away.
24. I identify with Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy….It must be the ex-prostitute thing.
25. I’m an extremely lucky person.
26. I think suffering/pain is relative…there’s always someone who has it worse so quit your bitching and find something to be happy about.
27. I don’t believe in God. Or religion. Seems like one of those things that was a good idea at the time, but it’s the 21st century, time to kick that.
28. Libraries are just as much of an indulgence for me as…i dont know…bars, sporting events, tv, is for everyone else in the world.
29. I think I would dress really well if I were a guy.
30. I finally have the little sisters I’ve always wanted.
31. When I told my mom I was gonna become a vegetarian, she asked me “Are you gay now, too?. She was serious. She hasn’t stopped asking me this either.
32. The $5 bag days at the library are consistently my favorite 3 days each year.
33. The future scares me. A lot. I don’t plan all too far ahead, you won’t be getting a committment out of me more than 2 months in advance…and that even applies to my closest friends and family.
34. My favorite word is ‘penetrate’ when not used in the dirty context. Doesn’t happen that often.
