I used to live in SF. Pigeons were kicked.
2 years ago
As a former resident of the Marina, I have learned and perfected the ancient olympic art of pigeon kicking.
Maybe you have seen me and my works on Chestnut Street?
Gojiro, you can learn. Shorten your cadence upon approach, lower your gaze and look away. Plan your approach. And then kick OVER the pigeon. If properly placed, said aforementioned target will fly into your foot and then your foot will change the trajectory of the pigeon to that which you desire.
Small children will cheer at your efforts.
Lives will be saved.
Remember, what you do, you do for the good of all mankind.
- Zav
