declare Feb 1-7 Hasselhoff Avatar week

too much hoff. A few days ago I didn’t think it possible, but too much cheese will affect anyone’s system.

No more puns on his name, or shots of his manly chest hair. I don’t think I can take it.

Even hoff with puppies leaves me cold. I feel guilt for being so fickle.

It is sad I know their names. I think this is a turning point in my hoff addiction. My rock bottom if you will:

Taylor-Ann

Hayley

His soon to be ex-wife is on this site too. (watch out for the bad midi)

I think he saw his shadow.

This might explain his compelling magnetism:

David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist

• Today, “Baywatch” is viewed in 140 countries by over one billion viewers each week.

• David Hasselhoff is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as “The Most Watched TV Star in the World”

• Why the Germans love him: “His remarkable musical career took off in the late 1980s when he recorded the album, Looking for Freedom, at the end of the Cold War. The song became an anthem for the German people and remained at the top of their charts for eight weeks. The album went triple platinum in Europe, and Hasselhoff was named “Most Popular and Best Selling Artist of the Year” in Germany. He sang “Looking for Freedom” from atop the Berlin Wall during the German reunification celebration.”

_{courtesty of the official website (go there—you can hear his sweet voice)}

but I can’t stop looking at hoff. It has started. I am sprung. At first I thought this was a fun goal, silly really. I was enjoying wading through the waters of cheese that is the hoff and his forgettable career. Now I really am starting to feel something blossom between us. He is so unbelievably perky and pleasant, he is becoming irresistible.

I am drowning.

_{(and according to the sign, there ain’t no lifeguard on duty)}

this on my haiku goal, so I thought I would share it here, for my fellow hofflovas.

Hasselhoff

Mahogany chest
Rippled skin sun-kissed, unfurled
burnished man love, hot…

a Hasselhoff Paper Airplane

(and mr. eyepatch is mine!)

Strangely happy. Right now I am going with leather hasselhoff (which is an obvious choice), but hope to find a gem like some of the others pictured here. Hassel with puppies is sublimely fantastic, as is evil hassel and 70’s hassel with beautiful feathered hair.