get in shape

I’ve managed to keep my weight down to “just barely overweight” for a while, but now that it’s getting colder outside things are getting a little more challenging. All I really want to do is sit somewhere warm and eat rich foods. Me and the squirrels, just watching our favorite TV shows and waiting for Spring.

Let’s see if I can fight past that urge this year.

Does potato count as a shape? No? Okay. Gym access is part of my benefits at work, and I’ll be taking advantage of it after I’ve done the mandatory gym orientation¹ at the beginning of next month.

¹ Presumably so we won’t be decapitating ourselves with free weights or similarly comical tragedies.