be a model

I would like to try being a model because I’m kind of narcissistic. I like looking at myself, so there would be nothing better than seeing pictures of myself in which I look good, and having other people see them, too. My height, 5’8”, might be enough for commercial or editorial. My waist is too thick, but that might be fixable. The biggest problem is my face. At best I’ve been called cute, but I think I look very plain and dull. Oh, well. Maybe I can lose a bit of weight and become a parts model. I have nice hands, long legs, and a long torso.