break a leg

I broke my leg last September. I was running and my femur just snapped. I now have a titanim rod permanently in my leg. Yeah, the attention was nice briefly, but now I have to deal with airport security. And medical bills. Did you know that I have over $10,000 worth of equipment in my leg? That’s not doctor’s bills or labour costs, thats just the metal. Please, don’t even think about it.