compile a list of 100 quotes

Me- I knew of a girl who told a guy his farts smelled like strawberries.
M- What the f*? Was he on the “Glade Plug-in Diet”?

“If a man wants you nothing can keep him away, if he DOESN’T nothing can make him stay… A man is a man. Nothing more nothing less. Make him miss you sometimes. If a man knows where you are or what you are doing and that you are readilly available for him he will take you for granted…” -OPRAH

My brother> “Mother, why does a bachelor have so much shit?” (Speaking about all the stuff he owns)
Me> “Cuz he’s not spending it on his woman!”

“I don’t know what’s with men falling in love with robots.” -me, after watching a few seconds of Chobits
“Have you seen half the women out there?” -my brother

Mom: “Leonardo DiCappuccino.”
Me: “Sounds tasty!”

Old quote

“If you ask me what I have come to do in this world…I will reply: I’m here to live my life out loud.”
-Emile Zola

God creates dinosaurs.
God destroys dinosaurs.
God creates man.
Man destroys God.
Man creates dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs eat man.
Woman inherits the Earth.
-Jurassic Park

“I could eat some food. It’s just going to leave me.”

“Well, at least in that scenario, you get to do the dumping.”

-How I Met Your Mother

“Okay, yes, it’s a mistake. I know it’s a mistake. But there are certain things in life where you know it’s a mistake, but you don’t really know it’s a mistake, because the only way to really know it’s a mistake is to make the mistake, and look back and say, ‘Yep, that was a mistake.’ So, really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake because then you’d go your whole life not really knowing if something is a mistake or not. And, damn it, I’ve made no mistakes! I’ve done all of this, my life, my relationship, my career, mistake-free. Does any of this make sense to you?”
“I don’t know. You said ‘mistake’ a lot.”
-How I Met Your Mother

“I will break these chains that bind me,
happiness will find me,
leave the past behind me,
today my life begins.”
-Bruno Mars