punch someone in the face

Not randomly, and not in a real fight. It would definitely have to be something really serious happened and I have to punch the asshole (like some guy grabs my butt… well, no, I’d probably kick him in the…. anyway), or if someone gave me permission to, or if I ever get the guts to take up amateur MMA.

(the pic is of Tito Ortiz getting his ass kicked by Chuck Lidell... oh how I'd love to be Lidell in this picture)