I don’t like William Shakespeare. There, I said it.
I don’t like him.
He took credit for his works, most of which there were whole teams working on (or at least the World gives him credit!) and well we’re celebrating the fact that a man who slept with other people’s wives and wrote about it!
Anyway, when I was studying poetry in Uni, we had to study Shakespeare. I HATED it. His work bores me and I’d rather watch modern adaptations of his work.
See I don’t want to be a famous writer, a lot of them SUCK as people, and well I wouldn’t want to fall in line with that.

