I figured I should start simple. I can juggle a standard 3 ball cascade, but not for any length of time. In fact I timed myself, and I can manage around 30 seconds before I drop one. Not impressive.
So target #1 – be able to juggle for 5 minutes regularly.
Feb 11, 2005, 11:58AM PST | 3 cheers | 7 comments
In the blue corner we have Charlie Dancey’s Encyclopedia of Juggling and in the red corner we have Chancer with his dextrouslessness and bad eyesight.
Whether due to nature or nurture – and lets face it, they probably joined forces to leave him double accursed – Chancer is as likely a champion juggler as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking competition.
However, where he lacks ability he also lacks the sense to quit, and he will master juggling if it kills him.
At the very least, it will be an entertaining death…
Feb 01, 2005, 11:31AM PST | 1 cheer | 0 comments