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Jiggle Booty: The Cow and Chicken War 2 years ago

The Adventures of
Jiggle Booty

The Cow and Chicken War

by Stephen Cecil

Act I Scene I

( King Eric's court room)

[Enter King Eric II Jiggle Booty James B Wanna Be Glow in the

Dark Monkey and Squirrel Boy]

King Eric II: Welcome to my courtroom where I am the judge, the jury,

And the testifier.

Jiggle Booty: Do you have a donut room, where I can be the donut?

King Eric II: No there is not. Your court thingy will begin right now!

Squirrel Boy: When do us defendants come on?

King Eric II: Oh I forgot I’m the defendant too! Let the Court Begin!

King Eric II versus Jiggle Booty and friends! So let me hear your story King

Eric II. Well I was attacked by these nincompoops!

[Enter Queen Marea]

Queen Marea: Those people stole my underpants!

King Eric II: What!? These people shall be sentenced to execution for

stealing the Golden Donut and Mareas underpants!

Squirrel Boy: But this was an unfair court!

King Eric II: Says who?

Squirrel Boy: The tooth fairy! and I didn’t steal no underpants!

King Eric II: Ok if you want another trial then you have to give me three

maps of the United States and all the state quarters! Then we will have your

trial in here again. Guards!

[Enter Guard1 Guard2 Guard3 Guard4 Guard5 Guard6 Guard7 Guard8

Guard9 Guard10 Guard11 Guard12 Guard13 Guard14 Guard15 Guard16

Guard17 Guard18 Guard19 Guard20 Guard21 Guard22 Guard23 Guard24

Guard25 Guard26 Guard27 Guard 28 Guard29 Guard30 Guard31 Guard32

Guard33 Guard34 Guard35 Guard36 Guard37 Guard38 Guard39 Guard40

Guard41 Guard42 Guard43 Guard44 Guard45 Guard46 Guard47 Guard48

Guard49 and Guard50]

King Eric II: Take them away!

[ Exeunt Jiggle Booty James B Wanna Be Glow in the Dark

Monkey Squirrel Boy Guard1 Guard2 Guard3 Guard4 Guard5 Guard6

Guard7 Guard8 Guard9 Guard10 Guard11 Guard12 Guard13 Guard14

Guard15 Guard16 Guard17 Guard18 Guard19 Guard20 Guard21 Guard22

Guard23 Guard24 Guard25 Guard26 Guard27 Guard 28 Guard29 Guard30

Guard31 Guard32 Guard33 Guard34 Guard35 Guard36 Guard37 Guard38

Guard39 Guard40Guard41 Guard42 Guard43 Guard44 Guard45 Guard46

Guard47 Guard48 Guard49 and Guard50]

King Eric II: Come Marea we must go to my map pad!

[Exeunt King Eric II and Queen Marea]

Act I Scene II

( A Prison Cell)

[Enter Dr. Fikkle]

Dr. Fifoofikklerrooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

Fools! Fools! You cannot arrest me! Do you know who I am? The greatest

idiot scientist ever! Muhawhawhawhawhaw! If you don’t let me go i’ll take

a leak and flood the whole prison!

Guard: If you did flood the prison who would rescue you?

Dr. Fifoofikklerrooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

uhhhh…. [thinks]........ My greatest and only invention ever! Jiggle Booty!!!

Guard: Did not he ditch you?

Dr. Fifoofikklerrooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

That was before! Now he will truly understand who I am!

[Enter Jiggle Booty James B Wanna Be Glow in the Dark

Monkey Squirrel Boy Guard1 Guard2 Guard3 Guard4 Guard5 Guard6

Guard7 Guard8 Guard9 Guard10 Guard11 Guard12 Guard13 Guard14

Guard15 Guard16 Guard17 Guard18 Guard19 Guard20 Guard21 Guard22

Guard23 Guard24 Guard25 Guard26 Guard27 Guard 28 Guard29 Guard30

Guard31 Guard32 Guard33 Guard34 Guard35 Guard36 Guard37 Guard38

Guard39 Guard40Guard41 Guard42 Guard43 Guard44 Guard45 Guard46

Guard47 Guard48 Guard49 and Guard50]

Squirrel Boy: Ok people you can leave now!

[Exeunt Guard1 Guard2 Guard3 Guard4 Guard5 Guard6

Guard7 Guard8 Guard9 Guard10 Guard11 Guard12 Guard13 Guard14

Guard15 Guard16 Guard17 Guard18 Guard19 Guard20 Guard21 Guard22

Guard23 Guard24 Guard25 Guard26 Guard27 Guard 28 Guard29 Guard30

Guard31 Guard32 Guard33 Guard34 Guard35 Guard36 Guard37 Guard38

Guard39 Guard40Guard41 Guard42 Guard43 Guard44 Guard45 Guard46

Guard47 Guard48 Guard49 and Guard50]

Jiggle Booty: Dr.Fifoofikkleerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo

where have you been?

Dr. Fifoofikklerrooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

In here! A few hours after you guys ditched me these guards came and

arrested me for illegally peaing to long. But that doesn’t matter! Huddle! We

must think!

[Exuent]

Act I Scene III

(The Parking lot)

[Enter Captain Cheesy and his crew and army]

Captain Cheesy: There was obviously a battle here. But

with who? That is the question. Wait! [sniffs the air] Uck! Its the smell of

Marshall Megaham! Search the area! I want to test the Mayonnaise and the

clues!

Crewman: A clue A clue!

Captain Cheesy: Where? Where?

Crewman: In front of you!

Captain Cheesy: [gasps] We need our handy dandy notebook!

NickleBoy: Shut up and get me outta here!

Captain Cheesy: How dare you!

NickleBoy: I’m being squished. Can you please get me out of here?

Captain Cheesy: That is all you think about! You,Yourself

and You! Selfish! Selfish! Selfish! Ok chickens! Lift up that car!

[ 20,000 chickens go over and lift the car]

NickleBoy: Thank You.

Captain Cheesy: Selfish little Brat. Ahem! NickleBoy you have been

captured and will walk with us to king Eric IIs castle. And you will fight

with us against the cows! Do you understand!

NickleBoy: No I-

Captain Cheesy: Good! Now come along we must go and

boogity boogity boogity at the Cow Bungalow!

[Exeunt]

Act I Scene IV

(Somewhere between Earth and the Moon)

[Enter Genreal Cheesy Chicken Broth floating very slowly to Earth]

General Chicken Broth:

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Now where did that chicken go…...[screams in fear] Chicken Hawks!

[Chicken Hawks swoop down at him]

General Chicken Broth: This calls for a chicken broth gun and some

cheese in a can! [ takes out some cheese in a can and squeezes some in his

mouth and fires chicken broth at the chicken hawks] Ha ha! This cheese is

good. You are no match for the cheesy chickens!

[ A chicken hawk swoops down and grabs General Chicken Broth]

General Chicken Broth: Time to put on my turbo wings! [Hooks

chicken wings to his backpack and starts to flap them. He goes into

Chicken Hyper Speed backwards] You are comming to Earth with me to

answer to the Cheese Gods.

[Exeunt]

Act II Scene I

(King Eric’s map pad)

Queen Marea: Help Me! Oh Help Me! I can’t find New Jersey!

King Eric II I have the New Jersey state quarter.

Queen Marea: Guards!

[Enter Guard1 Guard2 Guard3 Guard4 Guard5 Guard6 Guard7 Guard8

Guard9 Guard10 Guard11 Guard12 Guard13 Guard14 Guard15 Guard16

Guard17 Guard18 Guard19 Guard20 Guard21 Guard22 Guard23 Guard24

Guard25 Guard26 Guard27 Guard 28 Guard29 Guard30 Guard31 Guard32

Guard33 Guard34 Guard35 Guard36 Guard37 Guard38 Guard39 Guard40

Guard41 Guard42 Guard43 Guard44 Guard45 Guard46 Guard47 Guard48

Guard49 and Guard50]

Queen Marea: Brush my hair. Paint my nails.Get my tanning bed ready.

Curl my eyelashes. Put my makeup on. Find New Jersey! Faster Faster!

King Eric II: Paint my nails too. Must look good for light rays and

measuring tape spanking.

[Enter Marshall Megaham Captain Mayonnaise Cow Sandwhich and

General Mayonnaise Cow Beans]

Marshall Megaham: We are here for our Mayonnaise.

King Eric II: I will give them to you if you go assassinate Captain

Cheesy Chicken Whopper and get me new state quarters.

Marshall Megaham: Will do! I hate chickens. I will finish off the last

just as I killed Marshall Cheesy Chicken Waddle!

[Exeunt]

Act II Scene II

( Guest Room )

[Enter Captain Mayonnaise Cow Sandwhich and General Mayonnaise Cow

Beans]

General Cow Beans: Why are we in the guest room?

Captain Mayonnaise: I don’t know? Why does king Eric have the

inside of his castle covered in maps? I wonder…..

General Cow Beans: wonder what?

Captain Mayonnaise: I wonder…...?

General Cow Beans: wonder what?

Captain Mayonnaise: I wonder…...?

General Cow Beans: wonder what?

Captain Mayonnaise: I wonder…...?

General Cow Beans: wonder what?

Captain Mayonnaise: I wonder…...that if General Cheesy Chicken

Broth has eaten the moon?

General Cow Beans: ............... I love Marshall Megaham!

Captain Mayonnaise: Me too!

[ The both go into a deep deep deep day dream about them both marrying

Marshall Megaham for about 3 days]

[Enter Marshall Megaham]

Marshall Megaham: Ok Mayonnaise time to kick some cheese.

Captain Mayonnaise: I love it when she says that.

General Cow Beans: Me too!

[They both go into a daydream of all three of them sleeping in the same bed

at about 90 years old]

Marshall Megaham: Come! We must prepare the cows!

Captain Mayonnaise: I love it when she says that!

General Cow Beans: Me too!

[Both of them go into a day dream about all three of them being burried in

the same coffin]

[ Marshall Megaham gets frustrated and walks out slamming the map door]

[Exeunt Marshall Megaham]

Captain Mayonnaise: I love it when she slams the door like that!

General Cow Beans: Me too!

[ Both of them day dream about map doors covered in mayonnaise]

Act II Scene III

( A Prison Cell)

[Enter Dr. Fikkle Jiggle Booty Squirrel Boy James B Wanna Be

Glow in the Dark Monkey and Guard]

James B Wanna Be: I’ve got it. I could use my remote control car from

the James Bond movie Die Another Day, and break through here.

Glow in the Dark Monkey: Couldn’t we do it n a peaceful matter

lets ask the King to give us another trial.

Squirrel Boy: Where are we gonna find three maps of the United States

and all fifty state quarters.

[ Dr. Fikkle pulls off three United States maps off the wall]

Dr. Fifofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

Ahem! Mr. Guard

Guard: What Doctor.

Dr.Fifofikklerooreerakikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

I was wondering what the EricandMareatopia States, your country, currency

is?

Guard: State Quarters and Romance Videos. I have all the state quarters

and all the romance videos.

Glow in the Dark Monkey: So if you want to buy something you

have to pay it in quarters and videos.

Guard: yep

Jiggle Booty: Can we have all your state quarters.

Guard: Sure! Anyway Eric is coming out with dollar bills except they

have the planets on it rather than the presidents faces.

[Exeunt]

Act II Scene IV

(Outside of the Parking Lot)

[Enter Captain Cheesy army of 20,000 chickens Nickleboy and a ship in the

distance]

Captain Cheesy: Need cheese and Ice cream. Why did our ship crash

again?

Chicken1: We were running away from chicken hawks and then General

Cheesy Chicken Broth jumped off the ship and then we went into Chicken

Hyper Speed. Then we had a twenty eight second ceremony for him and

then had cheese and crashed.

NicckleBoy: Is that a ship I see in the distance. It looks big and its

coming very fast. It kinda looks like it has a cow face on it. Now I can see a

udder on it, and its-

[The ships udder sprays milk at them]

Captain Cheesy: Its MARSHALL MEGAHAM!

[Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper pulls out a piece of folded paper and it

unfolds into a Giant Chicken robot standing 600 stories tall]

Captain Cheesy: Everyone into the chicken robot!

[ Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper, NickleBoy, and 20,000 Chicken go into

the chicken robot]

Marshall Megaham over a microphone:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! So pitiful! Like your Marshall!

[ The ship turns into a cow 3,000 stories tall. The chicken robot spits cheese

at the cow robot. The cow robot goes into its stance with its arms up and

one knee raised up. The cow robot then kicks the Chicken Robot up, and

fires milk at it.]

Captain Cheesy: Ok cow! Time to become robot steak

[The chicken robot flies around the cow robot making it dizzy, Then and

lands on its head and starts pecking at it.]

Marshall Megaham: Time for you to become a Grilled Chicken Robot

[ The cow pulls out a robotic grill 2,000 stories tall. The cow Robot pulls

the chicken robot off its head and then grills it.]

Marshall Megaham: General Mayonnaise Cow Beans! Fill up the

udder with the second substance

[ General Mayonnaise Cow Beans fills up the udder with the second substance. The Cow Robot shoots mayonnaise out of its udder.

Captain Cheesy: Retreat!

[Captain Cheesy pressed the eject button. 20,000 chickens, Captain cheesy

chicken whopper, and Nickleboy fly out of the robot right before the robot

cow eats it]

[Exeunt]

Act II Scene V

( The Gulf of Meheco in the little town of Gulf Shores)

[Enter the Cheese Gods Cheddar, Monterrey Jack, Parmesan, American,

and Colby/Jack in their house]

Colby/Jack: We haves a serious matter here. The Golden Donut has been

revealed, and the King is after it.

Cheddar: Who has it then?

Colby/Jack: One of

Dr.Fifofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo’s inventions.

Parmesan: You mean he actually invented something?

American: Why don’t we send Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper and

General Cheesy Chicken Broth to get the Golden Donut.

[ General Cheesy Chicken Broth flies through the roof of the house with the

chicken hawk]

General Chicken Broth: Mr. Cheese Gods, this chicken hawk has

been very naughty. He almost ate the chicken that I wanted to pet. Hello Mr.

Chicken I wanted to pet. That’s it! Your name shall be Chickeniwantedtopet.

Colby/Jack: How did you find our secret house?

General Chicken Broth: It is the only house on the ocean.

Monterrey Jack: You must go find Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper

and fight with him. The cows are becoming more powerful than ever. He

needs your help. He needs your chicken broth.

General Chicken Broth: Can I rest for a while because I just traveled

from where the moon used to be to where I am now.

Colby/Jack: Fine do you need something to eat.

General Chicken Broth: No I ate the moon so I’ll be full for a while.

Parmesan: What!? You actually ate the entire moon! no one has ever

accomplished such a feet! You shall have some show of worship with a hot

tub full of cheese!

Act III Scene I

( Somewhere in the air)

[Enter Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper and NickleBoy being carried by

20,000 chickens]

Captain Cheesy: We must defeat the cow armies so we can assassinate

the King. How can we do this though. We are completely helpless. General

Cheesy Chicken Broth where are you when I need you. If only I could repair

my ship. That’s it.

Nickleboy: You’re gonna fix your ship and then go rescue General

Chicken Broth

Captain Cheesy: No. I will attack the cows with it. A sneak attack.

Chickens drop down by the tools shop.

[Chickens send droplings to the tool shop]

Captain Cheesy: Now can we land there?

[All 20,000 chickens land there]

Captain Cheesy: Ok lets go in.

[All 20,000 chickens go in with Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper and NickleBoy]

Workman: Heeeelllllllllooooooo

Captain Cheesy: We need 20,002 tools to fix a XC2 chicken powered

ship.

Workman: Here I’ll give you 20,002 chicken robots to fix the ship.

[Exeunt]

Act III Scene II

( Outside the Parking Lot)

[Enter Marshall Megaham Captain Mayonnaise Cow Sandwhich and

General Mayonnaise Cow Beans inside the cow robot eating the chicken

robot]

Marshall Megaham: Ha! We showed them chickens who the real

Marshall was. Marshall Cheesy Chicken Waddle was no match for me and

neither is the Captain or the General!

Captain Mayonnaise: By the way where is the Cheesy Chickens

General? He is no longer with them.

General Cow Beans: And where did the moon go. I was planning a

romantic night tonight with me and Marshall Megaham. Maybe General

Cheesy Chicken Broth ate it. Hey look a chicken!

[They all look out the window]

Marshall Megaham: Robot send the chicken in!

[ The cow robot picks up the chicken and eats sending it to Marshall

Megaham. The chicken plops down by Marshall Megaham.]

Marshall Megaham: Kill him!

[ General Cow Beans pulls out a cow Bean Machine gun and then

everything starts to go in slow motion except for the chicken. General Cow

Beans fires one bean and the chicken dodges it. Then he fires another at the

chickens head and the chicken just moves his head. Then he rapidly fires the

beans and the chicken dodges them slowly moving to General Cow Beans.

The chicken jumps up, yells a loud bock and kicks him in the face]

Captain Mayonnaise: I’ll slay you evil chicken!

[ Captain Mayonnaise Cow Sanwhich draws his sword covered in

mayonnaise and swings it at the chicken. The chicken jumps up and lands

on the control board holding his foot above the self destruct button]

Marshall Megaham: Go ahead press it its fake. Marea likes to press it

and act like someone has to save her. Which would be Eric.

[ The chicken does a spinning kick and hits Captain Mayonnaise]

Marshall Megaham: Mr. Chicken meet my booty!

[Marshall Megaham sits on the chicken]

Marshall Megaham: Now time for you to go to King Eric II’s trial

where you will be charged with assault on poor innocent cows and stealing

mareas panties and trying to be eaten by a robotic cow.

[Exeunt]

Act III Scene III

(The Cheese Gods hot tub full of cheese)

[Enter General Cheesy Chicken Broth]

General Chicken Broth: This feels so good….. and yummy…....... a

hot tub full of cheese….......... who would have guessed….......I didn’t know

the Cheese Gods where just blocks of cheese…........ I would have eaten

them if I wasn’t full….... would you have Mr. ChickenIwantedtopet….....

Mr. ChickenIwantedtopet where did you go?.....................

[gasps]

There is a note on the other side of the hot tub! He must have turned into a

note!

[eats his way to where the note is]

[enter Colby/Jack]

Colby/Jack: What are you doing?

General Chicken Broth: Mr.ChickenIwantedtopet turned into a note!

[Colby/Jack takes the note and reads it out loud]

Colby/Jack: Dear Chicken Broth, you are currently under the cheese

while I was writing this note. You are taking to long to go on the mission

you are supposed to be on. I have left to go take care of this and fight

against the cows. Don’t worry about me I’ll be fine but please come. We still

need you for your chicken broth. Let us defeat the cows once and for all!

Your friend that you want to pet, Mr. ChickenIwantedtopet.

P.S. I did not turn into a note.

General Chicken Broth: ............... He must’ve turned himself into a

note written to himself!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Colby/Jack slaps him]

Colby/Jack: You still have time Chicken Broth! Go rescue the one you

want to pet!

[General Cheesy Chicken Broth grabs his chicken wings and goes into

Chicken Hyper Speed Backwards]

Colby/Jack: Godspeed Chicken Broth.

[Exeunt]

Act III Scene IV

( A Prison Cell)

[Enter King Eric II Queen Marea Jiggle Booty Glow in the Dark Monkey

James B Wanna Be Squirrel Boy and Dr.Fikkle]

Jiggle Booty: We have your state quarters and maps for you King.

King Eric II: Hand them to me through the cell.

[Hands Eric the maps and state quarters through the cell]

James B Wanna Be: Now let us out!

King Eric II: No! You have to get through it yourself!

[Jiggle Booty hits the prison bars and they fall down]

Queen Marea: Help me! Oh help me!

King Eric II: What is it my love?

Queen Marea: I forgot my sandals!

Jiggle Booty: I’ll let you use my booty for sandals.

[Queen Marea uses Jiggle Booty’s Booty for sandals]

King Eric II: Now let us have your trial

[Exeunt]

Act IV Scene I

( Below the Snowy Mountains)

[Enter Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper NickleBoy and 20,000 chickens]

Captain Cheesy: That should be the last of the repairs. ok everybody

get in the ship and we’ll start it up.

[Everyone gets in the ship]

Captain Cheesy: Ok chickens get into the your excercise wheels and

fire it up.

[Chickens start running in the wheels. Ship flies up.]

Captain Cheesy: NickelBoy go feed the chickens cheese to go into

chicken hyper speed.

[NickleBoy feeds chickens cheese. Ship goes into chicken hyper speed]

[Meanwhile back at Erics castle ground]

[Enter Marshall Megaham Captain Mayonnaise Cow Sandwhich and

General Mayonnaise Cow Beans and 50,000 cows]

Marshall Megaham: What is taking him so long I want to fight with

him now so I can eat some chicken.

General Cow Beans: Hey is that the XC2 Ship that we ordered!

Captain Mayonnaise: It’s chicken powered so we can just shoot

mayonnaise at it!

Captain Cheesy: XC2 I need to power up the cheese ray!

Ship Voice: Powering up cheese ray.

[ A giant ray gun comes out of the ship and starts powering up]

Marshall Megaham: General Cow Beans get on the computer and find

out what that is!

[ General Cow Beans pulls out a computer and starts typing]

General Cow Beans: Its a cheese ray gun and there is something

coming towards us very fast.

[Computer beeps slowly]

Captain Cheesy: Fire the ray gun!

[ The ship fires a cheese ray out of the ray gun and 20,000 cows are covered

in cheese]

Captain Cheesy: YES!!!! Fire again!

Ship Voice: XC2 Loosing power.

Captain Cheesy: Oh no! I can’t steer the ship. We’re going to crash into

the castle wall. General Chicken Broth if your out there. HELP!

[Inside the castle]

King Eric II: I now find that Jiggle Booty and friends are guilty. If you

want another trial please give me a-

[ A large crash comes from the ship colliding into the wall and everyone

falls down]

Queen Marea: Help me! Oh help me! I’ve fallen down and can’t get up!

King Eric II: I thought those cows were supposed to take care of them….

Hey! Jiggle Booty and friends get back here!

[Jiggle Booty, James B Wanna Be, Glow in the Dark Monkey, and Squirrel

Boy jump out of the hole made in the wall]

Captain Cheesy: Ok chickens jump from the ship!

[Chickens jump from the ship nickleboy and captain cheesy chicken

whopper jump too. General Mayonnaise Cow Beans computer beeps faster]

Captain Cheesy: Ok chickens CCCHHHAAARRR-

Crewman1: Sir half our army is dead.

Captain Cheesy: What!? How did that happen?

Crewman2: One cow sat on half of our chickens.

[5 more cows jump in the air planning to land on the chickens]

Captain Cheesy: Move right!

[ 10,000 chickens take one step right and the cows miss them. General

Mayonnaise Cow Beans computer beeps faster]

Captain Cheesy: Jiggle Booty I need you to protect the army with your

booty. bounce all the cows back!

[ Jiggle Booty bounces back cows with his booty]

Captain Cheesy: James Bond! shoot the cows!

[James B Wanna Be shoots the cows]

Captain Cheesy: Glow in the Dark Monkey Blind them!

[ Glow in the dark monkey glows as bright as he can and the cows are

blinded]

Captain Cheesy: NickleBoy throw nickels at them.

[Nickleboy throws nickels at the cows]

Captain Cheesy: Squirrel Boy bite him!

[Squirrel Boy bites the cows General Cow Beans computer beeps faster

Captain Mayonnaise shoots his pistol full of mayonnaise at Squirrel Boy

and hits him. General Cow Beans pulls out his Machine Bean gun and

shoots Glow in the Dark Monkey]

Jiggle Booty: Loosing Booty powers…... can’t fight much longer….......

[faints]

[ Computer beeps rapidly]

General Cow Beans: It says that the speeding thing will be here

right…......... Now!

[Enter General Cheesy Chicken Broth going in hyper chicken speed

backwards]

Captain Cheesy: General Chicken Broth! Where have you been!

General Chicken Broth: No time to talk! Must save Mr.

ChickenIwanttopet!

[flies up and wings run out of power and falls back down]

General Cow Beans: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper hands General Chicken Broth the

wings]

[ General Chicken Broth puts on the wings and flies up]

General Chicken Broth: Thanks for the robotic wings!

Captain Cheesy: Robotic….. thats it! All chickens get in your chicken

robots!

[All 10,000 chickens get into their robots]

Captain Cheesy: Now as I was going to say

CCCHHHAAARRRGGGEEE!

[ Chicken Robots and Cows fight]

General Chicken Broth: Hang on Mr. ChickenIwantedtopet.

[ flies through the hole in the wall and goes into the hall. Fifty guards stand

in the way. General Cheesy Chicken Broth presses a button on his wings

and blue rays come out of it. He flies through the fifty guards making every

single one of them touch the ray and they burn]

Captain Cheesy: Hey I only see Marshall Megaham and General Cow

Beans over there where is Captain Mayonnaise.

[looks around]

Captain Cheesy: He is on top of the Castle Wall!

[Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper climbs up the wall]

Captain Mayonnaise: Where is your Marshall Cheesy Chicken

Waddle now. You can’t beat me without him.

[draws his Mayonnaise sword]

Captain Cheesy: We’ll see about that!

[draws his cheesy sword]

[They fight]

[General Cheesy Chicken Broth flies to the prison cells]

General Chicken Broth: Mr. ChickenIwantedtopet where are you?

Mr. ChickenIwantedtopet: Bock

[A whitch comes stands infront of the cell Mr. ChickenIwantedtopet. The

whitch throws a fireball at General Cheesy Chicken Broth. General Cheesy

Chicken Broth flies up and dodges it. The witch throws a fire ball a

lightning ball a water ball a ice ball and a rock. General Cheesy Chicken

Broth flies left then right then down then right then up and fires a cheese

missle. The with dodges it and it hits Mr. ChickenIwantedtopet. The prison

is covered in cheese]

General Chicken Broth: Mr. ChickenIwantedtopet! NOOOOOOOO

OOOOOO-

[ Mr. ChickenIwantedtopet eats the cheese and gets strength. Then he

knocks the bars down and pecks the witch to death]

General Cow Beans: Yes! I have found the chickens weak spot on my

computer! Cows hit the beak!

Dr. Fifofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo: We

must wake Jiggle Booty up!

[Feeds Jiggle Booty a donut. Jiggle Booty wakes up]

[ Captain Mayonnaise Cow Sanwhich knocks Captain Cheesy Chicken

Whoppers sword out of his hand. Captain Mayonnaise Cow Sanwhich

swings his sword at Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper. Captain Cheesy

Chicken Whopper does a front flip and goes over Captain Mayonnaise Cow

Sanwhich but he falls off the wall]

NickleBoy: Jiggle Booty! Save him!

[ Jiggle Booty dives and lands on the ground. Captain Cheesy Chicken

Whopper lands on his booty and bounces back up. Captain Cheesy Chicken

Whopper grabs Captain Mayonnaise Cow Sandwhich with both arms and

the both fall on the other side of the wall]

[ General Chicken Broth comes flying in holding Mr. ChickenIwantedtopet.

He drops Mr.ChickenIwantedtopet and Jiggle Booty catches him with his

booty. Everything goes in slow motion. General Cheesy Chicken Broth

draws his Chicken Broth gun and General Mayonnaise Cow Beans draws

his Bean Gun and they both pull the trigger. The Chicken Broth flies

through the air and landed on General Mayonnaise Cow Sanwhich’s face

killing him instantly. The Beans hit General Chicken Broths wings and he

falls. Jiggle Booty catches him with his booty.]

Marshall Megaham: That is it! Cows you know where the weak spot i

is! Cows Attack!

[ Mr ChickenIwantedtopet starts fighting all the cows. He jumps up and

starts to jump on their heads. He then takes a pole and starts whacking the

cows. General Mayonnaise Cow Beans Computer Beeps rapidly]

[Enter Marshall Cheesy Chicken Waddle flying on his turbo wings and flies

straight towards Marshall Megaham and kicks her]

Marshall Megaham: Chicken Waddle! I thought I killed you so long

ago.

Marshall Cheesy Chicken Waddle: That was a week ago you

stupid cow. You through me into a pit full of mayonnaise. Come on fattie!

[They fight]

[ On the other side of the castle wall]

Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper: Yes! I killed Captain

Mayonnaise Cow Sandwhich.

King Eric II: You ruined my maps and statequarters! feel my rath!

[ King Eric II starts whacking Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper wih

measuring tapes.]

King Eric II: Take me to the Golden Donut!

[Marhsall Cheesy Chicken Waddle knocks Marshall Megahams sword out

of her hands]

Marshall Megaham: You can’t resist my cow like body.

[Starts doing her cow dance]

[Marshall Cheesy Chicken Waddle stabs her]

Marhsall Megaham: Ow! you’ll never be a greater Marshall than me!

[dies]

[Enter King Eric II and Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper]

King Eric II: Jiggle Booty! Now I have you!

[ throws a lightbulb at him causing Jiggle Booty to fall down and the

Golden Donut flies up]

Jiggle Booty: NOOOOOO!

[ Jiggle Booty reaches for the Donut and it goes onto his finger]

Jiggle Booty: NOOOOO! Feel like I’m turning into gold! Loosing

Jell-O powers!

Marshall Cheesy Chicken Waddle: Use it on Eric Jiggle Booty!

[ Jiggle Booty points the Donut at Eric and a beam comes out and hits Eric

and a big explosion comes]

[Exeunt]

After The Smoke had cleared, where Eric stood a donut. When Jiggle Booty

possessed the donut he could turn anyone into a donut.. everyone agreed to

travel Oven Doom to destroy the golden donut before it destroyed Jiggle Booty.

everyone that had worked at the castle where free to do whatever they

wanted. Queen Marea became an Actor for horror movies and got a

award for best “ Help Me Oh Help Me”. Will Jiggle Booty and friends survive the

long journey?

May 31, 2007, 06:59PM PDT | 0 comments

List of City Limits episodes 3 years ago

SEASON 1:Episodes 1-35
March, 2005-September, 2005
1.Certain Mishaps
2.the Perdy effect
^3.Spooky place
4.Ice Cream
5.Jakkie Goes to the Hospital
6.Jakkie’s Disease
7.Perdy Gets Wet
8.Long
9.the All-knowing Jakkie
10.McDonalds
11.Alyssa Goes Supah Macho On Your %@*!
12.Upsetted all the Time
13.Jakkie vs. Fatality¹
14.Jakkie vs. Fatality²
15.the Picture
16.the Safe Safe
17.the ChikinShot
18.the Sandpit
19.Nighthouse
20.Spuxxx…x
21.the Architect
22.Jakkie’s Car
23.Energy
24.PerdYard shift
25.Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
26.Weekend at Alyssas
27.the Curse of Perdy
28.the Family Donut
29.Jakkie’s Crazy, Yet Entertaining Flashback
30.Lost by the Blue
31.Jail-time
32.Winterland
33.Stuff To Do… Or
34.Wilden Hystia Chupenibre de las Jakkios
35.City Limits Happy Fun Time/Half Hour #1: Shootin Hoops/Jakkie Gone Solo/Blue Ball/Are You My Father?

SEASON 2: Episodes 36-68
September, 2005
36.Any Day Now
37.Party Your Pants off!
38.I am Jakkie, Hear me Roar![1]
39.I am Jakkie, Hear me Roar![2]
40.the Great Bowl Game
41.Movie Passes
42.Alyssa Spazzed!
43.Mermories of Perdy
45.Fastlane
46.Disco Jakk
47.Missing Objacts
48.On the Road again
49.The Crazy Homocidal Cup of Which Can Annoy On A Deadly Level
50.Marea Returns
51.Camping Trip
52.Stuck In a Tree Or Tree
53.Speeding Ticket: Alyssa’s Demise
54.Jakkie’s Friend
55.Google Goes Googly
56.Chikka Chikka Boom Boom¹
57.Chikka Chikka Boom Boom²
58.Midget Time
59.Join Me…. please!
60.Late With Jakkie
61.Death Dies!
62.The Father of Jakkie’s Father
63.In the life of a Pumpkin… or two
64.Nintendo264.3
65.Straiten Up!
66.Horror of Nights
67.Scary Movie Night
68.TripleWarAtTheSameTimeAsAnImportantEvent
Episode 44 is actually a movie about Perdy

SEASON 3: Episodes 69-104
September, 2005-October, 2005
69.Wacky Jakkie Is All Takkie!
71.Cat With a Buttcheek or three
72.Franken-Jakkie
73.Like a Mouse
74.What’s the Difference
75.Ekkalope
76.Heaven Idiots¹
77.Heaven Idiots²
78.Camping Trip 2
79.Jakkie’s Nephew
80.Eric and Jakkie Move Out¹
81.Eric and Jakkie Move Out²
82.Eric and Jakkie Move Out³
83.Kitty
84.Git R Dumb
85.Big Bowling Day
86.Civillian Indecency
87.Craz-E-Dreem
88.1 In 1Lily
89.What the Idiots tell us
90.Can’t Be Seen By Immortal Eyes
91.Howdy Y’all!
92.A Picky Picnic
93.Slasher
94.Show Show Period
95.Teen Time
96.Super Crunchy
97.Pressures
98.Wish upon a Pumpkin
99.Jakkie Turns 24
100.100 Best Moments¹
101.100 Best Moments²
102.100 Best Moments³
103.100 Best Moments⁴
104.Fun Laughs With Jakkie

SEASON 4: Episodes 105-139
November, 2005-March, 2006
Most of the Episodes of Season 4 and Season 5 were lost in a virus attack. There are a few known episodes still here. Lost episodes are not shown.
105.the Shpawpank Redemption
106.Jakkie Hysteria¹
107.Jakkie Hysteria²
109.Marea’s New Job
110.Fired
111.Kissie-lyssa
112.Jakkie Runs Away
113.Mischief, the Tiger, is so Fat
117.the Pom-poms are Cording!
119.Javik the Wolf Dog
122.the Superstar Macaroni
124.Stupid Rights
127.Betting Isn’t always the Way!
132.Thunder Ponies
135.the Grudge (Not a Parody of the Grudge!)
139.Last Episode

SEASON 5: Episodes 140-175
March, 2006-May, 2006
July, 2006-August, 2006
140.Can You Believe That Wasn’t the Series Finale?
141.Eric-a-25-athon
144.the Girl of his Dreams
147.SnowPumpkin
149.My Quillians
150.Who?...What?...Heh?[1]
151.Who?...What?...Heh?[2]
152.Jeremie Enough?
154.Jakkie and the Chocolate Factory
156.Capture the Flag¹
157.Capture the Flag²
159.Search for the Green Pumpkin¹
160.Search for the Green Pumpkin²
161.Search for the Green Pumpkin³
162.the Night of Alyssa’s
164.Credit Card
This is the last episode made before the virus attack
165.Cross Crunchy Chip¹
166.Cross Crunchy Chip²
167.Holiday Country
168.Eric, I Broke your house
169.Mom Problems¹
170.Jakkie Overboard²
171.Hysterical Decency³
172.Party 4 U, Party 4 U, Party 4 Me Instead
173.Medical Dilemma
174.the New Limits¹
175.the New Limits²

SEASON 6: Episodes 176-210
August, 2006-May 2007
176.Ham ‘n’ Cheeses
177.Suami Jakkie
178.Devil in Carsguise
179.Toto, I don’t think we’re in Nebraska anymore
180.Where has my little Quillian Gone?
181.the Miami Jakkins
182.Camping Trip 4
183.Kungfu Pumpkin¹
184.Where’s Jakkie²
185.Mall-Wart
186.JJ
187.Sand lot
188.Micro-Pony
189.Pizza Pizza Pi
190.Princess Jakkie
191.Halloween¹
192.Halloween²
193.Just No Substitute For Just Plain Crazy
194.The Super Thanksgiving…Thing Special
195.Gummi Bear
196.The Attack of the Pumpkins
197.Tears of a Jaymee
198.the Soapbox Effect
199.Jumping Contest / Jakkie 3-D
200.City Limits 200th Episode Spectacular
201.The December 24th, 2006 Special
202.Jakkie’s Pool
203.Lap of Luxury
204.Hysteric Takeover
205.There’s Something Jakkie going on
206.City Maillits#2: Doll Blues/Jakkie On the Run/Cat Crazy/PrehiPumpkin
207.King of the Plants
208.Quillian Returns
209.The Great Bowling Tournament¹
210.The Great Bowling Tournament²

Season 7: Episodes 211-246?
Spring 2007-May 18, 2008
211.The Great Bowling Tournament³
212.Kitti Chaos
213.JJ Qurazy
214.My Little Pumpkin-Thingy
215.387,922,045,871,631st Dates
216.Bye, Bye, Sussa
@217.Late!
@218.Exploring the Planets
@219.PrankKalls
@220.Back to School
@221.The Pool
@222.Quillian, Again and Again¹
@223.Death of Quillian²
@224.Quillian Returns³
@225.Fashion Victim
@226.Girlfriend Troubles
@227.Jakkie’s Snow Day
@228.Movie Night
@229.Going to the Mall
@230.Wish Upon A Pumpkin
@231.Pluto v. Earth!!
@232.The Love Problem¹
@233.Love Hurts²
@234.Lactose 2 Society
@235.Bowling Night
@236.On the Run
@237.The Appointment
@238.Life’s a Beach
239.Interns
240.Presidantial Pumpkin¹
241.A “Presidential” Speech About A Plausible Series Finale and/or May What To Come?[2]
242.’On’ the Road
243.Revenge is a Dish Best Served Medium-Well
@244.Jakkie to the Future¹
@245.A Jakkie In Time²
@246.The Double-Jakkie Paradox³

Season 8, May 2008-
(Season 8 is to have 54 episodes, making the total: 300)
247.Universal Hero(ine?)[4]
248.Jakkie the Pumpkin Goes To the Optometrists
249.Neighbor Pains

__NOT AIRED YET BEYOND THIS LINE____

@250.Leaving Las Vegas
 251.Alyssa's Big Movie
 252.Back to the Band: Thunder Ponies 2
 TBA.Goodbye, Jeremie. Hello, Jacky

Symbols:
@: These episodes were part of another City Limits organization and takes place during the first couple seasons, yet are considered part of the seventh season.
^: Were reenacted in part of another City Limits organization, though still affiliated with the original.

Oct 14, 2006, 06:40AM PDT | 0 comments

whitch refined 3 years ago

Witch refined
Also there s a show I made called “Witch refined” It is a spinoff of W.I.T.C.H. the tv series
and they are in their Senoir year at highschool and they have a new friend name Cidrec, the former guardian of Fire, and I have three episodes:

===Season 1: Episodes 1-14===
1.the House of Narissas
*Narissa kidnaps Cornelia, Taranee, and Will and turns into a younger version of herself, unfortunately she gets younger and younger. She takes them and threatends to suck out their memory so the former guardian of Water, Alyzza, saves them and they get home safely and Hay Lin and Irma wake up.

2.Trapped in a Narissa¹
*Narissa is now 15 and kidnaps the five guardians again, including Hay Lin and Irma this time, after they meet the last guardian, Cidrec, and Cidrec comes to help them but Narissa’s henchmen take their powers. Cidrec swings by and keeps getting his hair cut of by a butterfly thing and gives them back their powers but she says “Quintesence” and the butrterfly thing is lifted up and Narissa, now just over 8, escapes. Cidrec and the guardians destroy the butterfly thing and see that Narissa escaped to Kandrakar through a portal and…

3.Trapped in a Narissa²
*...Cidrec and the guardians destroy the butterfly thing and see that Narissa escaped to Kandrakar through the portal and go to Kandrakar to get her and Narissa, now 5, says “Quintesence” and a giant robot thing takes the heart and gives it to Narissa and she goes to Earth. And they go to the Council place and they open up a portal for the girls and guy and then they escape to Meridian and finds Narissa and if she goes through pre-birth she will be vaporized and so will the heart so they battle 6 month old Narissa and Narissa gets vaporized right after they get the heart and think Narissa is done for and the real Narissa comes up and says “Nicely done my clone”[Clone from ‘the house of Narissas] so it is not over.

Sep 21, 2006, 04:41PM PDT | 0 comments

Jiggle Booty 3 years ago

[edit]
Book One: the Stairs of the Church
The AdventuresOf
[edit]
Act I Scene I
(Dr. Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo’s

Jiggle Booty               
The Stairs of the Church
      by Moony Mist

lair)

[Enter Dr. Fikkle]

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

My newest experiment….. if i can create a human being with only

Jell-O a Didipcator and a toilet. I could win in the national crazy

name contest! Now! Gently! I repeat! Gently stick the didipcator in

the Jell-O So when the body is made it will have a Jell-O like

substance, which will make it invincible! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Now I must take the Jell-O, with the didipcator inside it, and flush it

down the toilet!

[ Flushes the Jell-O with the didipcator inside down the hole]

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

Hmmmm Nothing! Well I could cheat a little.

[ Throws a bananna that is infected with mustard]

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

Yes! Yes! Yes! It is being bor-

[ The Toilet explodes]

Dr. Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

Ohhh my head… what…where what is that jiggly boing sound!

[Boing Boing Boing]

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

Oh Praise the Foot Fungus I have created it. It is exactly as

I imagined it except…... WHOA!!!

?:

Do you have any Donuts?

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

Something went wrong all of the jiggliness went into his….booty. Wait! His

booty must be five billion times stronger than it was supposed to be! He

could be some use

[Laughs Evilly]

[Exeunt]

[edit]
Act I Scene II
(A cave in the wilderness)

[Enter NickleBoy]

NickleBoy: O these nickels in my eyes blind me. Curse

you George Washington.. or Ben Franklin.. whoever you

are! I must live in a cave where it is dark so I do not have

to see.

[ A Boinging sound fills the air]

Nickleboy: Who is there? I do not have nickles in my ears so i can still

hear you!

[Enter the one from the toilet]

?: My name is Jiggle Booty I came from a toilet…... Is

that a donut I smell.

NickleBoy: Yes it is. I have these nickels in my eyes so I cannot see it

and therefore I can’t eat it.

Jiggle Booty: Then I shall eat it for you!

NickleBoy: NOOO!!! That Donut has been handed down from nickle to

nickle and….... Do I hear you munching on my donut!

Jiggle Booty: What me …. no no it was [points to a rock]

HIM!

[Jiggle Booty hits the rock with his booty and it goes flying

to China]

NickleBoy: Wow! You have real talent with your booty.

Jiggle Booty: Yes I know it is beautiful [ Rubs it like a parent

rubs their child]

NickleBoy: Yea but that rock ate my donut….. all well I keep a spare

[Pulls out a golden donut]

[ Enter Dr. Fikkle]

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:
Is… that the…... JIGGLE BOOTY DON’T EAT IT!!!

Jiggle Booty: Why?

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

That is the most valuble Donut in the world. It belonged to the king until a

nickle stole it. We will have to hide it somewhere. [Pulls out a map]

Where should we make our secret hideout.

Jiggle Booty: Right there its in the middle of everything!

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

Then we shall journey there. We must cross the snowy mountains.

NickleBoy you can come with us!

[Exuent]

[edit]
Act I Scene III
(Aboard Ship XC2)

[Enter Captain Cheesy, General Chicken Broth and the

crew]

Captain Cheesy: Our assignment is to destroy the fleet of invading

Chicken hawks.

General Chicken Broth: Chicken hawks don’t eat chickens… do they?

Captain Cheesy: Yes Chicken hawks eat chickens.

General Chicken Broth: Then they’ll eat our army of chickens!

Captain Cheesy: Not if we protect them.

General Chicken Broth: I’m SCARED!!!!! [Hides under the

table]

Captain Cheesy: Don’t you have a Chicken Broth Gun that

sprays chicken broth on everything. Chicken hawks hate

chicken broth. Crewman!

Crewman 1: Yes sir!

Captain Cheesy: Fill all of the guns with chicken broth.

[Exeunt Crewman 1]

General Chicken Broth: You brought cheese [eats some

cheese and walks out]

[Exeunt General Chicken Broth]

Crewman 2: Captain Chicken Hawks twelve ‘o clock!

Captain Cheesy: Keep going straight Fire cannons at them General

Chicken Broth and I….. Chicken Broth?..... Chicken Broth!? CHICKEN

BRRRRRROOOOO-

[Chicken hawks fire laser beams from their eyes at the ship]

Captain Cheesy: Fire the cannons at them!

[ Ship fires cannons. Chicken hawks fly up and above the

ship and let their droppings away]

Ship Voice: XC2 loosing power

Captain Cheesy: Do we have enough Chicken Power to go

in hyper speed.

Crewman 2: I think we might you should check.

[ Captain Cheesy goes to give the chickens cheese to speed

them up in their exercise wheels to make the ship go

faster]

Captain Cheesy: That should do it!

[ Ship flies into hyperchickenspeed]

Captain Cheesy: Where is that Chicken Broth!

Crewman 2: On the moon eating cheese

Captain Cheesy: WHAT!?

Crewman 2: He jumped off the ship because he got scared

of the chicken hawks.

Captain Cheesy: Can we go pick him up?

Crewman 2: No. If we landed we wouldn’t have enough

chicken power to start again.

Captain Cheesy: I guess we should have an honor service. Everyone

bow your heads. General Cheesy Chicken Broth was stupid and

cowardly and that is all we can really say about him who wants cheese?

[edit]
Act I Scene IV
( King Eric II’s castle)
[Enter King Eric II and Queen Marea]

King Eric II: Where is Captain Cheesy’s ship?

Servant: Still in Hyper Chicken Speed

King Eric II: How long until he gets here?

Servant: One hour and seven minutes.

Queen Marea: Help me Oh Help ME!!!

King Eric II: What is it Marea!

Queen Marea: I just discovered that if the holders of the Golden Donut

eat the Golden Donut They will turn into Gold and be the fat king! I don’t

want to be married to someone fat!

King Eric II: Me neither. Servant

Servant: yes sir’

King Eric II: I want the exact location of where the Golden

Donut is!

Servant: yes sir!

Queen Marea: Who can stop these people!’

King Eric II: The person in control of our army of course. Captain

Cheesy, my brother!

Queen Marea: ah yes Buster!

Servant: The Golden Donuts current location is at the snowy mountains.

King Eric II: Call Captain Cheesy and tell him that he must go to the

snowy mountains and take the holders prisoner. I want to torture them by

putting them in the light heater and then whacking them with the giant

measuring tapes!

Queen Marea: Well I must get ready for the execution. I need my beauty

rest!

[ Exuent]

[edit]
Act II Scene I
( The Snowy Mountains)

[Enter Jiggle Booty, Nickleboy, and Dr.Fikkle]

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

Ohhhhh. I got a cramp in my bijiblets. How much farther is it.

Owowowowow.

Nickleboy: I don’t know.

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

Well look at the map ahhooo

Jiggle Booty: thats uhh kind of impossible.

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

Why?

Jiggle Booty: You see I kind of ate it.

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

What!? Great! I’m lost with the abdomidable booty man made

of Jell-O and a stupid-head with nickels on his eyes and runs into

every single ice burg on the planet!

Jiggle Booty: Jell-O [ pokes his booty and it jiggles]

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

Ohhh my poor mijiblets. Nobody knows the trouble Dr. Mijiblets knows.

Jiggle Booty: [ starts to sob] ohhh poor Dr. Mijiblets he never had

a donut. Wait I’ve got it. I’ll use my booty detector! [ a satelite thing

comes out of his pants]

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

Does it detect stone. We could find the Stairs of the Church with it!

Jiggle Booty: No. It detects donuts! Hmm there seems to be one right

here in my pocket!

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

That is the Golden Donut don’t eat it because I can be famous with it!

NickleBoy: That isn’t my donut is it!

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

No No! Of course not!

[ A Rumbling sound fills the air and Captain Cheesy’s ship

crashes on the other side of the mountain]

NickleBoy: Wow! That ship was big!

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

Hey you can’t see remember!

NickleBoy: Oh yea!

[Enter Captain Cheesy and crew]

Captain Cheesy: Where are the holders!

Crewman: The donut detector detector detects that there is a donut

detector on the other side of the mountain.

Captain Cheesy: Here is the plan we take all of our twenty- thousand

chickens and slide them down the mountain!

Crewman: We have a probl-

Captain Cheesy: Do not question my battle tactics!

Crewman: I’m not sir

Captain Cheesy: Oh Well then. Go ahead

Crewman: Well uh all of our chickens are frozen stiff.

Captain Cheesy: That won’t stop us! We’ll make a frozen stiff chicken

avalanche!

Crewman: Yes sir!

[ Captain Cheesy’s crew lets down all the twenty-thousand

frozen stiff chickens!]

Nickleboy: Whats that sound?

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

It’s an avalanche of frozen stiff chickens!

Jiggle Booty: Chickens! Save all the donuts!!!

[ Jiggle Booty and Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo go and hide]

NickleBoy: What avalanche?

[ All twenty-thousand frozen stiff chickens land on NickleBoy]

Jiggle Booty: NOOOOOOO NickleBoy!!! Hey a donut!

[Captain Cheesy’s crew surround Jiggle Booty and Dr.

Fikkle]

Captain Cheesy: Hello my full name is Captain Cheesy Chicken

whopper and I will be capturing you today and put you in prison!

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

And what if we don’t! Then what will you do!

[ Captain Cheesy draws General Broths Chicken Broth

Gun]

Jiggle Booty: NOOO! No! No Chicken Broth!

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

You can spray me all you want I’m not coming!

Captain Cheesy: We’ll go on a prison field trip to the Childrens…

Eating Museum

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

Arrest me! Arrest meeeeeee! I’ve been very naughty you know!

Captain Cheesy: Alright lets go!

Mysterious Voice: Not so fast!

Captain Cheesy: Who goes there

Mysterious Voice: James Bond!

Captain Cheesy: Really!?

Mysterious Voice: No not really… just a wanna be… but i am as

skillful as James Bond. [James Bond Wanna Be draws a

bazooka and fires it at the cliff causing the cliff to fall and

Captain Cheesy on it]

Captain Cheesy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [

Takes a breath in] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [Thud]

[ Exeunt Captain Cheesy and Crew]

Jiggle Booty: Thanks James B Wanna Be. You wanna join our quest

James B Wanna Be: Sure but we’ll have to get your friend out of the

avalanche!

[ Exuent Dr. Fikkle, Jiggle Booty, NickleBoy, James B Wanna Be]

[edit]
Act II Scene II
( King Eric II’s room)
[Enter King Eric II]

[King Eric on the phone with his servant]

King Eric II: Where is Captain Cheesy!? He was supposed

to be back by now!

Servant: Let me call him sir.

[King Eric II hangs up the phone]

King Eric II: I bet that he went to McDonalds and fed all his twenty

thousand chickens just wasting my money! I think I’ll execute him! Nah he

is some use. Just 200 Whips to the back then give him a bath in salt water!

[ Phone Rings]

King Eric II: Finally the results.. takes long enough

[answers the phone] Where is Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper

Servant: No one answered the ship which is still in the snowy mountains.

King Eric II: Where is the Golden Donut?

Servant: Well on the radar it is very far from the ship.

King Eric II: [ Hangs up the phone] Fine i’ll just get someone else

to get the job done since Cheesy Chicken and his Chicken Broth can’t!

[Enter Queen Marea]

Queen Marea: Help me! Oh help me!

King Eric II: What is it thy love

Queen Marea: Someone’s stole one bottle of my two hundred-eighty-six

bottles of shampoo

[ King Eric II sets the stolen bottle of shampoo alarm]

King Eric II: Tell me Marea… do you shag…....er… i mean

who is your best captain and General?

Queen Marea: Captain Mayonnaise Cow Sandwhich and General

General Mayonnaise Cow Beans.

King Eric II: Tell them to capture the holders of the Golden Donut,

Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper, and General Cheesy Chicken Broth!

And i’ll get the whole navy in the bathroom to search for your shampoo!

[ Exeunt]

[edit]
Act II Scene III
( Lake Herron)
[Enter Dr.Fikkle, Jiggle Booty, NickleBoy, and James

B Wanna Be]

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo:

I’m so glad we’re off that mountain. Now I have to go take a leak now

that my cramp is over.

[ Dr. Fikkle goes over behind a bush and takes a leak.]

James B Wanna Be: I think King Eric II will send more Captains and

Generals to capture us.

Jiggle Booty: Don’t worry I can just wack em with my booty and they’ll

go flying to China

NickleBoy: I’ve always wanted to go to China and sell my nickels!

James B Wanna Be: Why don’t you sell them here.

NickleBoy: [ Gasps] That….. is the most stupidest idea ever! That is

like starting in Maine, flying all the way to Nevada, and then driving to

California!

[ Dr. Fikkle is still taking a leak]

James B Wanna B: Jiggle Booty, is your booty really that strong!

Jiggle Booty: Yep 100% Jell-O [ Pokes his booty making it

boing around]

NickleBoy: I wish I had a booty made out nickels.

James B Wanna Be: Well I gots cool stuff

[ Enter Captain Mayonnaise, and General Cow Beans]

Captain Mayonnaise: General Cow Beans has cool gadgets too

[ General Cow Beans pulls out his machine bean gun]

General Cow Beans: And we have a army of 50,000 cows. All 800

pounds!

NickleBoy: There won’t be an avalanche of frozen stiff cows will there.

Captain Mayonnaise: What….

Genreral Cow Beans: One question. Where is Captain Cheesy,

General Chicken Broth, and

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo

Jiggle Booty:

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo

is taking a leak.

[Dr. Fikkle is still taking a leak]

Captain Mayonnaise: Well I guess we’ll ambush him later.

Jiggle Booty: For your information my booty ,that is right in front of

you, is the most powerful booty in the world. I can whack you all the way to

China with ease.

James B Wanna Be: And I have a bazooka to back him up.

NickleBoy: Yeah and I am blind because of my nickels. I can hit you

with a nickel.

Captain Mayonnaise: This is dumb! Where is the Golden Donut that is

all we want!

Jiggle Booty: NEEEEEEEVEEEEEERRRRR!

[ Captain Mayonnaise swiftly grabs NickleBoy and puts him in a hostage

position with the Mayonnaise gun]

NickleBoy: You wouldn’t hurt a boy with nickels would you?

Captain Mayonnaise: Oh shut up! Hand over the donut now!

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo

from behind the bush still taking a leak: Don’t give it to him!

General Cow Beans: Shut up or i’ll shoot you with beans!

James B Wanna Be: Well we have something else to use [ pulls out a

remote and presses a few buttons and a submarine comes out of the lake]

Jiggle Booty Now

[ In an instant Jiggle Booty jumps on General Cow Beans and sits on him.

James B Wanna Be jumps in the submarine]

James B Wanna Be from the submarine: Alright Captain

Mayonnaise, give up NickleBoy or I’ll shoot you with a missile!

[ Captain Mayonnaise throws NickleBoy into Lake Herron and jumps into

the submarine]

Jiggle Booty: General Cow Beans, do you have any donuts

General Cow Beans: Yes in my right pocket

[ Jiggle Booty pulls out a donut and eats it ]

James B Wanna Be: What are you doing on my submarine?

Captain Mayonnaise: Because I want to be on here

[ They fight]

Jiggle Booty: MMMMMM! This Donut is good

General Cow Beans: Shouldn’t you help your friends and get off me

Jiggle Booty: Why does my donut need help?

[ Jiggle Booty continues to eat his donut and NickleBoy comes to the

surface]

NickleBoy: A little help here?

Jiggle Booty: Shhh donut! Shhh! Its ok. I’ll help you [takes another

bite]

[ Captain Mayonnaise grabs James B Wanna Be’s shirt and throws him

against the submarines wall]

Captian Mayonnaise: Well I guess its bye bye for you [ Pulls out a

batman tool (The one where you fire it and swing around) and fires it onto

a tree]

James B Wanna Be: Bye Bye!

[ puts the submarine in hyper speed and climbs up his rope]

Captain Mayonnaise: HA! The fool! Should have known better to-

what is that waterfall sound? Ahhh its-

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo taking a leak…

SORRY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH [ falls off his rope thing]

General Cow Beans: NOOOOO Captain Mayonnaise! ok ok Jiggle

Booty get off me and you can go

[ Jiggle Booty gets off General Cow Beans]

Jiggle Booty: We can catch James B Wanna Be’s sub by riding on my

booty NickleBoy get on

[ NickelBoy rides on Jiggle Bootys Booty across the lake]

Jiggle Booty: When

Dr.Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo takes a leak it sounds

like a waterfall.

[Exuent]

[edit]
Act II Scene IV
( The Moon)
[ Enter General Chicken Broth]

General Chicken Broth: Soooo looooooonelyyyyyyy up here in

spaaaaaace on the moooooooon. [ sadly eats cheese] .... I know. If I eat all

of the moon I won’t have a moon to be on and since the moon is earths

moon i’ll be moondropping to Earth.

[Enter several Moon Aliens]

Moon Alien: How will you eat the moon?

General Chicken Broth: [stands in a proud pose] My names is

General Cheesy Chicken Broth! I am proud to be a part of the Cheesy

Chicken army! And I swear that I will eat the entire moon for them! [ a tear

falls from his eye and he starts to bite on the moon]

Moon Alien: You are a total idiot you could just ask us to beam you to

Earth.

General Chicken Broth: Okay, but after I eat the moon. I like the

cheese [starts on his quest to eat the moon]

Moon Alien: Cheesy Chicken Broth??? What kind of name is that?

[Exeunt]

[edit]
Act II Scene V
(Dark Jungle)
[Enter Jiggle Booty NickleBoy and James B Wanna Be]

Jiggle Booty: [ bounces on his booty] This is so fun! I’m bouncing on

my booty and I can’t see anything!!!

James B Wanna Be: What’s so exciting about that?

NickleBoy: I feel sorry about leaving Dr… Whatever his name is behind

Jiggle Booty: I liked his kind waterfall sounding thing. It sounded like

the Niagara Falls.

James B Wanna Be: I know this is Dark Jungle but this is stupid.

There isn’t even a-

Jiggle Booty: donut. Not even a single Donut why if I had a five billion

dollars for every donut here I would be rich.

James B Wanna Be: As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted.

You can’t even see the moon!

Jiggle Booty: Is that the moon over there?

James B Wanna Be: Where?

Jiggle Booty: By the thing that you can’t see!

NickleBoy: Oh I see it!

James B Wanna Be: ???

Jiggle Booty: Its shaped like a monkey!

Monkey: hoo hoo haa haa my name is Glow in the dark monkey!

Jiggle Booty: Hello Glow in the Dark Monkey. My Jiggly Booty can

also glow in the dark! [ somehow makes his booty glow in the dark]

NickleBoy: How come you didn’t use that earlier!

Jiggle Booty: Dreaming about Donuts!

Glow in the Dark Monkey: Where are you all headed too?

James B Wanna Be: The Stairs of the Church.

Glow in the Dark Monkey: I know where it is. It is on the other side

of this jungle. Very easy to find. It is in the middle of everything.

Jiggle Booty: It will be our secret hideout! Would you like to help us on

our journey! We have the Golden Donut and I really want to eat it but Dr.

Fifoofikklerooreerawkikeminthejawbigbooboomoo always told me not too

so you can take his place!

Glow in the Dark Monkey: hmmmm ok!

[ Everyone says yay]

[Enter Captain Mayonnaise and General Cow Beans in hiding]

Captain Mayonnaise: What action do you suppose we take General

Cow Beans.

General Cow Beans: I suggest we call on Marshall Megaham!

Captain Mayonnaise: Exactly what I was thinking! [pulls out a radio

thingy and talks in it] We need 50,000 Cow soldiers and Marshall

Megaham.

General Cow Beans: I can’t wait to fight alonside Marshall Megaham

again. She is so beautiful. All that Fat on her. [daydreams]

Captain Mayonnaise: Ya and if those chickens come we’ll just sit on

them! HA!

Jiggle Booty: Did you hear something?

Glow in the Dark Monkey: Follow me to the Stairs of the Church!

[ Exeunt Glow in the Dark Monkey, Jiggle Booty, Nickleboy,and James B

Wanna Be]

General Cow Beans: Hey they’re getting away

Captain Mayonnaise: We’ll just follow them secretly until

we meet Marshall Megaham!

[Exeunt]

[edit]
Act III Scene I
( Below the Snowy Mountains)

[ Enter Captain Cheesy and his crew]

Captain Cheesy: All of our chicken army frozen stiff! All of them used

to capture one person but he got free! It is times like this that I miss General

Cheesy Chicken Broth and his stupidity!

Crewman1: Sir! We must find a way to get out of here!

Captain Cheesy: Well where are we?

Crewman2: look up.

Captain Cheesy: Ok [ looks up] Oh below the snowy mountains! I

remember now.

Crewman1: What do we do?

Captain Cheesy: We fly on our chickens!

Crewman3: They are all frozen stiff

Captain Cheesy: We’ll just have to eat Cheese and Chicken Whoppers!

[Eats some cheese and Chicken Whoppers]

[ Communicator rings]

Captain Cheesy: [ Answers it] Captain Cheesy Chicken Whopper

speaking!

King Eric II: I hope you know that I have replaced you with Captain

Mayonnaise Cow Sandwich and General Mayonnaise Cow Beans!

Captain Cheesy: ok…... can you send some cheese over below the

snowy mountains we’re kinda out?

King Eric II: No I will not I think i’ll send Mayonnaise to Captain Cow

Sandwich and General Cow Beans. Now if you’ll excuse me, which you

will, Marea is having one of her dramatic episodes so bye bye! [ hangs up]

Captain Cheesy : Peace Out!

[ A long silence comes]

Captian Cheesy: They’re sending Mayonnaise to them and no cheese to

us! A rebellion must be made! We will walk to King Eric II’s castle

[Exeunt]

[edit]
Act III Scene II
( The Moon or where it used to be)

[ Enter General Chicken Broth and several Moon Aliens]

General Chicken Broth: M MMM the moon was good!

Moon Alien: Oh what a woeful woeful woeful moon day it is! Woeful

woeful! Our whole planet had been eaten by an idiot who is afraid of

chicken hawks but not Moon Aliens. Woeful Woeful! How could the moon

god of cheese let this happen! Strike him! Strike Him! Strike that idiot! He

ate our only planet! Our houses! Our Stores! Our Donut Shops!

Jiggle Booty from earth: Donuts!!! Can I have a donut?

Moon Alien: You’re not in this scene! Anyway back to my dramatic

episode.

Captain Cheesy from earth: Are you in any way related to Queen

Marea?

Moon Alien: GET OUT GET OUT OF MY SCENE!!! If one more

person enters my sce- [ spots a chicken floating up in space]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [ kicks General Chicken Broth in the direction

to earth but doesn’t make him go very fast because there is no gravitation

General Chicken Broth:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Hey a chicken!

[Exeunt]

[edit]
Act III Scene III
( King Eric IIs Castle)

[ Enter Queen Marea]

Queen Marea: Help me oh Help Me! I can’t find my underpants!

King Eric II: I’m wearing them!

Queen Marea: Oh now i know

Queen Marea: Help Oh Help Me! I can’t find my bathing suit!

King Eric II: I’m wearing it! And I must say I look pretty good in it!

Queen Marea: Help me Oh Help Me I can’t find my Deodorant!

King Eric II: I’m wearing it!

Queen Marea: Help me Oh Help me I cannot find my yard of grass

where I act like a drama queen at!

[ Enter Marshall Megaham]

Marshall Megaham: I ate it!

King Eric II: Ah there you are Marshall Megaham! Captain Mayonnaise

Cow Sandwich and General Cow Beans need your cow like body to help

them!

Marshall Megaham: Does that involve capturing Jiggle Booty and the

Golden Donut!

King Eric II: Yes we are in great danger!

Marshal Megaham: As the first female marshal and greatest! I accept

this mission! It can’t be as hard as defeating Marshall Cheesy Chicken

Waddle!

[Exeunt Marshall Megaham]

Queen Marea: Help me Oh Help Me!

[edit]
Act III Scene IV
( The parking lot)

[Enter JiggleBooty NickleBoy James B Wanna Be and Glow in the Dark

Monkey]

Jiggle Booty: We are at the parking lot!

NickleBoy: Are there any cars?

[NickleBoy gets hit by a Chevy Monte Carlo]

James B Wanna Be: There are 50,000 cows behind that car! Who

would plan such a sinister…... plan!

[ Enter Marshall Megaham Captain Mayonnaise Cow Sandwhich and

General Mayonnaise Cow Beans come out of the car]
Marshall Megaham: I would! Allow myself to introduce… myself! I

am

Marshall Megaham! I am here to take the Golden Donut!

Jiggle Booty: Never!!!

[They Fight]

NickelBoy: Ow! I am hurt!

Glow in the Dark Monkey: Do not fiddle with ill matters! The fight

of the Donut is going on! I bet two dollars on Marshall Megaham!

James B Wanna Be: Captain Mayonnaise! Now i will get my revenge

for you doing something to my submarine! [ pulls out a gun]

General Cow Beans: Well I’ll cover you with mayonnaise! [Shoots

James B Wanna Be with a mayonnaise gun]

James B Wanna Be: No! I am covered in Mayonnaise! My James

Bond tie is ruined! [ Hits Captain Mayonnaise rapidly with rage]

Glow in the Dark Monkey: The General is the one who did it James

B Wanna Be.

James B Wanna Be: Oh ya! [ Hits Captain Mayonnaise rapidly with

rage]

Marshall Megaham: Your Booty is strong….. Jiggle Booty! But it is no

match for my major cow-like body!

[ Jiggle Booty runs for the stairs of the Church. Marshall Megaham

follows]

Glow in the Dark Monkey: NickleBoy what should we do!

NickleBoy: Help me out from under this car.

Glow in the Dark Monkey: All you think about is yourself! I am

going to get myself a glass of lemonade [Exeunt]

Jiggle Booty: What is that Squirrel doing!

Squirrel Boy: I am guarding the Stairs of the Church! Look out that cow

is going to body slam you!.... Too late.

Marshall Megaham: Ha I win! surrender Squirrel Boy and I will go

easy on you.

Jiggle Booty: loosing….. Donut…........ powers….

loosing…....booty…..powers [faints and his booty jiggles and then stops]

[Exeunt]

(Coming Up…) Marshall Megaham took Jiggle Booty and Squirrel Boy

prisoner. James B Wanna Be’s rage could not beat out

Captain Mayonnaise and General Cow Beans together.

He was taken prisoner.

Glow in the Dark Monkey was

arrested by police cows for illegal use of lemonade.

NickleBoy was left under the car. They would be taken

to King Eric II’s court which is very unfair. It seems

Jiggle Booty and friends only hope is Captain Cheesy

Chicken Whopper and his army of twenty-thousand

chickens! Dun Dun DUUNNN!

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