take a nap

I mean, what the hell are you supposed to do if you’re a morning person AND a night person?

There’s only ONE ANSWER, and that is TAKE A NAP!

We need to start a wave, that spreads like a tsunami, until it takes over the entire U.S. and tells people that NAPPING improves productivity, refreshes your batteries, makes for happy workers!

I mean, it’s just down-right UNCIVILIZED making people work so long with out a substantial break.

And to work after lunch is just a total waste of dollars. Everyone is just a lethargic slug after eating, and with my slow metabolism I’m almost in a coma. COME ON! Let me take a nap! You’ll be so happy you did…