Since I added this to my list I’ve actually gained weight and lost muscle tone. All right! No, wait… that’s bad.
“Slimmer” was conquered by the Chocolate Expo where I bought 18 pounds of chocolate from 5 different countries. God it was good. Why isn’t it endives that make you fat instead of chocolate? The universe is a cruel and heartless place.
“Fitter” was annihilated by the onset of winter and the hibernation instinct.
As one of my favorite quotations goes: “But that’s not an excuse. It’s a reason.”
In other words, time to move this goal up the list. Maybe higher than “Eat more chocolate.” In fact, I can probably consider that one accomplished.
