Write a will

anything i have would be of no interest to another human being. there’s only one thing that matters the world to me, and i already told the person to take it in case i die. i hope she remembers. she’s the only one that knows of its disturbing contents. the rest are pointless, i’d give it to a stranger i saw on the street. when i’m older and i have more valuable things, i’ll make a kickass will. but for now, i have to get going on the first half of the process: obtaining valuable items. actually i won’t seek them out, there’s no meaning in that. i’ll let them come to me . . .