List 100 of my favourite quotes

Melancholy men are of all others the most witty

The law which attempts a man’s life [capital punishment] is impractical, unjust, inadmissible. It has never repressed crime—for a second crime is every day committed at the foot of the scaffold.

All the world’s a stage, and everything else is vaudeville

I don’t have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!

The girl who lives there used to be a charming lovely girl. She’s lost faith in herself. She’s a monster. She’s infectious human waste. Good luck trying to save her!

Creationists make it sound as though a ‘theory’ is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night

A government is a body of people usually, notably, ungoverned

There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no death, there is the Force.

Workers of the world unite!

What is real? How do you define real? If you’re talking about what you can hear, what you can smell, taste and feel then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain