Have my first kiss

One month ago, I met a new girl. Our first encounter was at the computers lab. I was doing my homework, she was doing hers, and since we’re on the same class, she asked me for some help.

This is how 1 month of unmatched bliss and excitement began. By the end of November, I went out for some beers with her. Then it was her birthday. Then we hit the café at the historical downtown.

I want to give her my very, very first kiss. We’re probably gonna break up anyway, but nowadays, nothing is forever, not even marriage. And I’m absolutely positive she won’t mind being kissed by me, her best friend. Also, we have to consider that people in Mexico are much, much harder to conquer.

First kiss, here I go!

I’ve been longing hopelessly for so much girls, and seeing as I’m a big failure at love, I decided to return to my everyday life, and do the only things I can do: go to school, do my stupid math homework, and waste my time in front of a stupid computer screen.

As a matter of fact, I’m already getting used to the idea that I will die a virgin, a fucking loser that will have to pay for sex in order to get laid, and that will have to meet his significant other online. And here in Mexico, if you meet your girlfriend online, you’re a big fucking loser. I don’t want to be a loser, but that’s what I am: a big, lonely loser.

But I feel like I need more excitement in my life. Otherwise, I’m gonna get bored to death. When I talk to people, I usually rely on my limited booze stories, my fast driving, my academic life, and that’s it. I need to get into stuff that allows me to accumulate stories and anecdotes.

Today I went to my high school’s sports championship, and I found this girl I know. And she likes a lot of physical contact with them boys. Now it looks like the key to actually making out with her is to go to a party with her. Can you believe it?

I’m 18 years old, and I’ve never been kissed ever. And the only time I’ve ever made out with a girl was in a strip club, with some unknown girl that got paid for it, which automatically invalidates this achievement.

Help me out. I still have to meet a girl who likes me enough to be willing to make out with me, or someone who’s desperate enough to make out with a person whose sex appeal equals -822205. I’m such a horny person, and I’m so desperate, that in my desperation for dicking and rubbing somebody, I’ve even had homosexual desires for another guy. But I don’t want to end up like some dude who goes each Saturday to a strip club.