get a girlfriend

One month ago, I met a new girl. Our first encounter was at the computers lab. I was doing my homework, she was doing hers, and since we’re on the same class, she asked me for some help.

This is how 1 month of unmatched bliss and excitement began. By the end of November, I went out for some beers with her. Then it was her birthday. Then we hit the café at the historical downtown.

I haven’t talked to her because she left for her town, but as soon as she returns, I’m gonna be able to date her again. I’m so, so, so, so fucking close to finally have a girlfriend, and fulfill one of my biggest goals in life, second only to arriving at my parents’ home in an Audi TT!

I’ve been longing hopelessly for so much girls, and seeing as I’m a big failure at love, I decided to return to my everyday life, and do the only things I can do: go to school, do my stupid math homework, and waste my time in front of a stupid computer screen.

But I feel like I need more excitement in my life. Otherwise, I’m gonna get bored to death. When I talk to people, I usually rely on my limited booze stories, my fast driving, my academic life, and that’s it. I need to get into stuff that allows me to accumulate stories and anecdotes.

I’m 18 years old and never had a girlfriend. The closest I’ve ever been is a girl I love. I asked her out once, but she said no. Since then, I’ve become desperate for meeting a girl. Sometimes I want to stand in the middle of the campus and scream “I WANT A GIRLFRIEND!!! WHO’S UP???”. I write romantic novels to fill the void that I have in my life. But it seems like the same girl that I’ve asked out is the only one who will ever correspond to me. That, and maybe, hypothetically, some girl I met at college 6 months ago. However, my horniness and desperation makes me take normal things that girls do, as things that mean she likes me.

But I still hope that Clara will someday say yes. Every time we talk, or send us a message, it looks like we’re both a couple. She always says I’m the coolest, best person in the world. Probably that means she also likes me. Clara, I long for the day where you and me will be boy and girlfriend. I love you!