Persuade Texas to secede

um… feel kinda guilty about this goal now.

Hey Texas, hope you ride out the storm. It will be a bit blowy…

Texas, of course, will have to mandatorily naturalize the entire Bush family and the rest of the Neo-Con imperialist war-mongers.

Citizenship will be exclusive and final, and Texan’s control and claims to property in America and the rest of world will be removed.

We, America, will give Texas guns and other weaponry, which they will be encouraged to use on themselves and any minority populations within the borders.

We will then serially bomb them, to destroy communications, schools, churches and infrastructure if they get too successful or feisty, then send in our corporations to ransack their resources, swearing blind that they are “rebuilding” and “spreading freedom and democracy”.

OK, scratch that, that kinda behavior will put you in Texas.