A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you don’t know already, is a very
expensive store; i.e., they sell your typical $8.00 T-shirt for $50.00.
Let’s let them have it! THIS IS A TRUE STORY!
My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus Café in
Dallas, and we decided to have a small dessert. Because both of us are such
cookie lovers, we decided to try the “Neiman-Marcus cookie.”
It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe, and the
waitress said with a small frown, “I’m afraid not, but you can buy the
recipe.” Well, I asked how much, and she responded; “Only two
fifty-it’s a great deal!” I agreed to that, and told her to just add
it to my tab. Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the
Neiman-Marcus charge was $285.00!
I looked again, and I remembered I had only spent $9.95 for two salads and
about $20.00 for a scarf. As I glanced at the bottom of the statement, it
said, “Cookie Recipe-$250.00”. That was outrageous!
I called Neiman’s Accounting Department and told them the waitress said it
was “two fifty”, which clearly does not mean “two hundred and fifty dollars”
by any reasonable interpretation of the phrase. Neiman-Marcus refused to
budge. They would not refund my money because, according to them, “What the
waitress told you is not our problem. You have already seen the recipe. We
absolutely will not refund your money at this point.”
I
explained to the Accounting Department lady the criminal statutes which
govern fraud in the state of Texas. I threatened to report them to the
Better Business Bureau and the Texas Attorney General’s office for engaging
in fraud. I was basically told, “Do what you want. Don’t bother thinking
of how you can get even, and don’t bother trying to get any of your money
back.”
I just said, Okay, you folks got my $250, and now I’m going to have $250
worth of fun.” I told her that I was going to see to it that every cookie
lover in the United States with an e-mail account has a $250 cookie recipe
from Neiman-Marcus…for free. She replied, “I wish you wouldn’t do this.”
I said, “Well, perhaps you should have thought of that before you ripped me
off!” and slammed down the phone. So here it is!
Please, please, please pass it on to everyone you can possibly think of.
I paid $250 for this, and I don’t want Neiman-Marcus to EVER make another
penny off of this recipe!
$250 Neiman Marcus Cookies
- 1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
- 5 cups blended oatmeal
- 3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream the
butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour,
oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda. Add
chocolate chips, Hershey Bar, and nuts. Roll into balls, and place two
inches apart on a cookie sheet.
Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.
PLEASE READ THE RECIPE AND SEND IT TO EVERY PERSON YOU KNOW WHOHAS AN E-MAIL ADDRESS! THIS IS REALLY TERRIFIC!!
Even if the people on your e-mail list don’t eat sweets send it to them
and ask them to pass it on. Let’s make sure we get these ladies $250.00
worth.
Enjoy the cookies, they are good….