list 43 men I'd have in my harem

The best part of The Mummy, other than Rachel Weisz, was that man on a horse with a bird and guns. The tattooed calligraphy just sends you over the edge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_DrW067JmI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UQ6XQPtxfc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbpsN5w1UuA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag5jDeY_IK0
OH. MY. FUCKING. GAWD. Keep the hair on! What amazing perversion. The shaving is sexy, but she should have had sweaty, beastly, hairy sex with him… and his tongs. The hair only accentuates his big brown eyes and lips. He’s like Jean Cocteau’s Beauty and the Beast, but zexier.

He watched me trying on vintage dresses at Canal Jeans when I cut classes one morning.

Say ‘candyman’ three times, and you get serenely sexy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAoqOCQlb0E&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm6_rD_ljP4

That’s right, Danny Bonaduce. And I’m sticking to my guns on this, over 40 years ago Danny Bonaduce left a HUGE impression on me for redheads and smart-asses.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4jYopIN8oA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTvUT_Hx4Dc

He was so gorgeous with the growl and swagger of an animal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN22QNxLVmE

Bunny had seen him coming the opposite way down Broadway one Sunday morning. She said he looked all rumpled like he just rolled out of bed, and said to him, ‘my daughter would die if she saw you.’ He blushed and said thank you. A couple of years later, I was melting and all tingly at the same time during a symposium at Lincoln Center. He has these soft, crazy eyes, and he does get coy when spoken to. Gay, aged? Still hot.

He had great physicality, and I had loved Harry and Tonto years ago. Ed Norton’s character was so quirky and honest. Very sexy.

I used to have this fantasy that he was carrying on with Alice, thats why you always found him in Ralph’s apartment eating when he wasn’t at home. They would have sex while wearing his Captain Video helmet.

It wasn’t until Segel did this number with his puppet on Craig Ferguson that I said Oh. My. God. to myself. Just him singing in a knit cap with a scruffy face, not in the context of a movie, was so sexy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3SsYyTUu50 (And I like the musical arrangement he did here, more rock with his emo).
He could be a puppet techie (its probably theater kid in me thats drawn to him) or burgularize the yuppie neighborhood. He large and fine.

Singing with Swell Season. Not as good, but funny and makes his availiblity clear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZF6Kx88LM

Reminds me of an ex from long ago; he resembles him, he was dark and furry. And something my ex had said to me too: you like to rescue stay puppies.