sell my stuff on ebay

i know that selling things on ebay is very easy. an orangutan could do it, right? then why do i have such an aversion to learning how? it’s not like i’m afraid of computers or anything. but i just don’t want to learn it for myself. i just want to drop my stuff off on someone’s doorstep & have them figure out how to set up an account & all that, sell my stuff & then tell me how much i made.