I mean, with so many healthy restaurants, a microwave and Whole Foods on every corner, who needs to learn how to cook?
I’d rather learn how to make a great apple pie.
I’m sure that’d make people MORE happy. If people were having dinner at my house and I suddenly announced “Okay, who wants some delicious HOT APPLE PIE?!” then whipped out this fragrant Martha Stewart wet dream, you know with cross-hatched crust and all…I can JUST HEAR the squeels of delight. And…maybe a couple of taunts, like “Who’s gayer than you?!”
