go skinny dipping

Worth doing UNLESS it’s in the back yard, you’ve decided to go skinny dipping with your best friend, and her twit of a brother decides to wake up at 3am, peeks out the window, puts on the flood lights and screams FIRE about 1,000 times at the top of his lungs. Dogs barking, neighborhood lights going on, people emerging on their back porches and 2nd and 3rd story balconies. Oh what fun. Sheesh.

If you skinny dip, don’t do it in the middle of suburbia in someones swimming pool. Ever.