Collect quotes and sayings.

“Sorry, I don’t have anymore of my heart to give away. Would you like some gum instead?”
-Lei Lei Sears

I’ve never had to be tough before. I’ve never had to do anything truly difficult. I’ve never had to dig to my deepest depths and find the guts it takes to climb out of my own grave. I want to ask, “Can I do it?” but I know the universe will simply reply, “Can you do it?” The universe is cute like that.
-Mike Elias

“I’ll bet you’re saying to yourself that you’ll find somebody else like me. All that I’ve gotta say is there ain’t no fucking way that you’re getting me to say I’m sorry.”
-Bowling for Soup (Life After Lisa)

“Sometimes, I feel like I can’t live without you. Sometimes, I swear you make me sick. Sometimes, I just want to kiss you, and tell you I love you, sometimes. I know she has her days and looks at me exactly the same way. I know sometimes I bring her down, but every once in a while I make her smile.”
-Bowling for Soup (Sometimes)

“I always thought my movie would be a comedy, not quite the tragedy that its become. More slapstick than chick flick, more Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany’s. So, thank me at the podium for a lifetime of contribution. Turn on the cameras, someone cue the extras, hair and makeup to the set. Because the big screen’s calling, final casting call. It’s your big shot baby, you’re the next big star, of another stupid movie about a guy with a broken heart, who’s falling apart. It’s headed for the cutting room floor. And in the sequel, honey, I’m the guy who gets the girl.”
-Bowling for Soup (Val Kilmer)

“How did you get in here?”
“Well, when people think you’re insane and you’re holding a rifle to their head, they tend to do what you ask.”
-Smallville

(kid runs in front of car and gets hit)
Driver: (frantically) Are you all right?
Kid: I lost my shoe.
-Smallville

“You know what job they’ve got for me? Farming. I’m supposed to grow food to feed the people who make the clothes that are worn by the people who catch the fish that are eaten by the people who build the huts for the people who pick up the trash of the people who repair the lights for the people who bring the water to the people who teach other people how to do all the boring jobs in the first place.”
-Pendragon: Pilgrams of Rayne

“Who are you?”
“I’m the terrorist. Do what I say or I’ll terrorize you.”
-Pendragon: Raven Rise

“Man, that suit is just wicked cool!”
-Pendragon: The Soliders of Halla

“Proud? Are you crazy? All those times I could’ve died and didn’t manage it? They’ll be furious…”
-Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

“Have you ever heard the saying before you criticize them you should walk a mile in their shoes?”
“Most people’s shoes don’t fit me.”
-Mon père.

“Sexy: it’s not what you wear, it’s how you take it off.”

“I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.”

-From an uncited collection.

“A life should have secret plans.”
-asofterworld.com

“Too often, we lose sight of life’s simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head.”
-Unknown

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire. Well, basically, your house burned even faster.