I’ve lost track of how many I’ve seen between today and 26 (!) weeks ago. That said, here are some sound bites on recent films. Longer mentions on future films, I promise.
The Da Vinci Code: Like the book, what’s the hoopla? Unlike the book, movie-going audiences seemed to get its non-event status right away. Anthony Lane gave an absolutely scathing, and absolutely accurate review, which I’ll paraphrase poorly here: in essence, the film is a faithful adaptation of the book; the film is dull and overwrought, which thus reveals the book is as well. Hilarious!
Mission Impossible 3: Makes a great drinking game. Every time another Cruise film/character is refernced, take a shot. You’ll be very happy by the end.
X-Men: The Last Stand: New theory about the mutants’ appeal—it’s all in the hairstyles. Pacing on this film was so bad, and ruined so much of the series’ potential as established in the two previous films, that it actually made me long to see Superman Returns. You see, I though Singer had a gimme with the X-Men, that the franchise really couldn’t be ruined. I was wrong, as X3 proved, and now I want see what Singer will do with another superhero. (And I didn’t think anything could convince me to watch Superman.)
Cars: Worst Pixar film yet. Violates the rules of the series by focusing more on heartwarming individual journeys and romance rather than the buddy-film aspect. Plus, it overplays the nostalgia angle. Lasseter got the balance in Toy Story right, not in Cars. That said, a bad Pixar film is better than most mainstream animation out there.
Ice Age 2: Does every animated film have to have an action sequence that could be made over into a theme-park ride? And just let that damned squirrel Scrat get his damned acorn.
Hotel: Remember the Mike Figgis 2003 split-screen follow-up to Time Code? If you don’t, consider yourself lucky. If you do, I have two words for you, a favorite phrase I’ve been looking for a reason to use: pretentious claptrap.
Thank You for Smoking: Cute, lighthearted, palatable. An enjoyable film, but not really a biting satire. The harshest criticism concerns the state of public debate, but the film didn’t stay with the idea long enough for me to be uncomfortable. Still, worth a watch.
40-Year Old Virgin: I like Carell and find him to be a very genial comic. He works well in taking the edge of The Office without ruining the integrity of the BBC concept. And he shows some acting skills, too, noticeably a sense of pacing. I wish I could say the same of this film. I liked bits of the film, but it didn’t really hold together for me.
Panic in the Streets: Not a bad little Cold-War noir, interesting for me primarily because of documentary style, the performances by Jack Palance and Zero Mostel and director Elia Kazan’s use of long takes. Oh, and I liked the use of New Orleans as a locus for border anxiety.
Oldboy: Chan-wook Park’s 2003 thriller/mystery of an individual kidnaped and imprisoned, then released after 15 years. A revenge play, with the revenge a dish that is not served cold. Skinny on the movie is that its ending is unpredictable. For everyone but me, I guess. I saw it on video and about halfway through I turned to my friends and said, “Does anybody else see how this is going to end….?” Of course, I find it a bit troublesome that the film was narratively incoherent and I still figured it out (I think that says something about me). I will give Park credit for some interesting visuals, including one with an octopus which elicited a visceral reaction from me.
V for Vendetta: Yes, I think there’s quite a market for graphic novels that don’t rely on superheroes. But so far, I’ve yet to be impressed with many that make it to screen, including Road to Perdition, A History of Violence, and this, V for Vendetta. (Sin City is an exception.) Most annoying elements1) The generic use of WWII fascism to stand in for all evil, which allows any audience member access to the evil of fascism but also strips the film of any ability to do real ideological work for today. (I’ve noticed a similar problems occurs with Hamlet productions set in the 20th century—really, it’s such a trade-off that it’s almost insulting.) 2) The awkward, unmotivated and just plain wrong romance that’s invented between V and Evey; it’s absolutely essential in the novel that this not happen, for many reasons. And for the film, it just doesn’t make sense.
Kingdom of Heaven: Caught on this, because I really want to like Ridley Scott films, especially because of Blade Runner. Good visuals again, but really Eurocentric. Maybe I need to watch it again, without the dialogue.
Goal: 43 films
To Date: 23 seen
Remaining: 20 films