Fall in love

I am italian-american, so it is hard to find ladies that like me, since I do have ties to organized crime. Whenever I go out of my Bronx neighborhood I get called a whop or a dego by every lady that I try to meet. They make fun of me since I do look very guido. My outfits usually consist of double breasted suits or velour track suits, gold chains, and slicked back hair. I thought that people like that stuff. Please help me fall in love by helping me with my wardrobe. I usually look like Paulie Walnuts from the Sopranos.