convert my parents to Apple computers

I’ve tried again and again to bring them to the light side, and each time I’ve been foiled by a friend of theirs, a co-worker, and one time some little jerkoff that works at CompUSA. But finally after them tiring of constant problems and virus upon virus, and me tired of trying to cobble their Vaio laptop together enough to make it work (or worse, conning my more windows-savvy friends to do it) I think they’ve finally bent to my requests. I have a verbal agreement that all computers henceforth will be a Cupertino lovelies and not some Redmond monstrosity. Now it’s just a matter of figuring out what to get them. I’m thinking a MacMini since they have spare monitors and keyboards, and I can load it up with everything they need and ship it off to them. Any ideas?