settle fines with the school library

I still owe the school library eight dollars, and because of it, they won’t send me my college diploma. Suck.

i am so bad. i fell beind on my book returning schedule and recently became banned from checking out books once again. but today, when i found out that the school library’s catalog and student system was crashed, i leaped on the opportunity to trick the library into giving me the books i need to complete my term paper on byron’s childe harold’s pilgrimage. snap! my overdue account is still in existence, but my pile of books is growing. and that, my friends, is how technology can work for you.

the last time i tried to pick up books, the librarian wouldn’t let me check them out because i owed too much money. my fines were almost 9 dollars, and i only had six, and she wouldn’t let me promise to come back first thing in the morning with the extra money if only she would let me have my books. i was saved by the other librarian, who is one of my favorite human beings ever, who walked up and casually gave me three dollars with which to pay my remaining fines. fantastic! i paid her back the next day, baked her brownies for being so nice, and i have managed to not accrue any other fines since then.