List 100 Things that piss me off, besides not having any money...

How could I forget the GD COPS?!

They have had to lay low for the past week because of the Furniture Market being the only thing keeping this town alive, and today, they was all pent-up and creating problems all over town where there were none before!!!! Last market I nearly knocked the shit out of this bitchy female cop around this time, and today I left early cause they were pissing me off so bad!!!!

Incidently, I saw that same female cop yesterday wearing a “Budd Security” Uniform!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fuckin bitch!

Oprah.

Am I the only one who can tell she doesn’t really like kids? I don’t think she really likes some other folks either, but I’ll keep it to myself. And it seems to me if she was really giving away so much stuff and helping people out of the goodness of her heart she wouldn’t devote a whole show (or two) to how wonderful she is. I think she’s gonna run for some sort of political office before too much longer. Watch and see if she don’t.

SALES PEOPLE

Not even caring that I ain’t gettin laid.

if ya know what I mean!

41 – “Civilization”

42 – Poetry that I didn’t write

43 – Ovulation

44 – Disfunctional Ovaries on peeps who need a lil egg

45 – SPERM

46 – Young’uns

47 – TEENAGERS – or other such inexperienced folk

48 – Expectations

49 – Bull-fuckin-shit

50 – * MONEY – whether it’s there or it ain’t*

31 – Having to go to sleep

32 – Having to get up

33 – Katie Couric and Kelly Rippa

34 – When the dog bites, when the bee stings – when I’m feeling sad

35 – Being “Trapped”

36 – Broken Things

37 – Vindictiveness

38 – Abandonment Issues

39 – My cat waiting until I am comfortable and almost asleep before deciding he wants to come in

40 – Running out of Toilet Paper

21 – “Plans”

22 – Clocks

23 – Missing CD’s

24 – Bratty Young’uns

25 – Finding a sealed, but empty beer can in my 12-pack

26 – Perfume

27 – Lying – particularly when it isn’t necessary

28 – “Kissy Noises” that I am not involved in

29 – Burned-out Light Bulbs

30 – Overcooked Steak

11 – Having a cigarette and no lighter

12 – Having a lighter and no cigarette

13 – Jazz music

14 – Tearing down trees in the name of progress

15 – Science Fiction

16 – People trashin what I’ve just cleaned up

17 – LOUD PEOPLE

18 – Poor Service

19 – Cancer

20 – Non-Rainy Days

1 – Mild Sauce. wtf?

2 – People who call themselves liberals and still pass judgement on people who are different, or who they conceive to not be as liberal as they are.
_Liberal – a) Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry.
b) Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded._

3 – The father of my children

4 – People who take a thousand words to say what could be communicated in four

5 – My neighbors dog – Roz(shut up Roz!!!!)

6 – My neighbor

7 – Cell Phones
-unless, of course, everybody else really is that important.

8 – cops and lawyers
-they are all scratchin’ each other’s backs

9 – My Metabolism
-back-stabbing bitch

10 – Gold Nugget Jewelry