complete the 5000 question survey

2301. Who is the hottest celebrity you can think of?
Um. I don’t know Jake Gillenhall maybe? I don’t really think of celebrities as hot, I’m weird like that.

2302. Have you ever been to the following diaries(on opendiary.com)? If yes, what do you think..if no, then based on the name, does it sound interesting to you?
Hicks:No.
Shukhevych: No.
Cinderella: No.
Oliver:No.
A tinfoil valentine: No.
Burning River: No.
joebeginswithajay: No.

2303. Do you ever get so nervous that you can’t even think?
No.

2304. Do you sing when there is no music?
Sometimes, if there is a song in my head.

2305. Would you rather cast a spell or say a prayer?
Uh, prayer.

2306. Why does the US dollar bill have a pyramid on it?
Masonic ties.

2307. Who was the best political leader in history and why?
No.

2308. What was the first sex toy you ever used?
Uh. No.

2309. If you hated a book, would you burn it?
No. I’d give it away. Someone else might like it.

2310. What are your feelings about pornography?
I don’t care about it one way or another.

2311. What are your feelings about people who are against pornogrophy?
They are modest and have their own oppinions.

2312. If you could dance with anyone in the world right now, who would it be and what song would you dance to?
My husband to “Forver” by uncle jesse and the beach boys ;)

2313. What is your favorite flavor of schnapps?
I don’t drink schnapps… but I’ll go peach. You can mix it with a variety of things.

2314. Finish this sentence your own way. There are two types of people in the world…
Ones who suck and ones who don’t.

2315. What have you saved since elementary school?
My pig pillow.

2316. Have you ever won an award?
Not since 7th grade. Unless my scholarship counts.

2317. Are you more:

good or evil? good.
wise or foolish? foolish.
safe or dangerous? safe
satisfied or envious? satisfied
honest or decietful? honest
faithful or perfidious? faithful
sane or mad? sane
strong or weak? weak
enigmatic or plain? plain
aggressive or peaceful? peaceful…most days.
brave or timid? timid
humane or cruel? humane
critical or appreciative? critical.
temperamental or calm? calm.
sad or happy? happy.
normal or unusual? normal

2318. How do you feel about Terri Schiavo?
I don’t really feel any way about her.

2319. Do you feel more connected to the sun or the moon?
Uh, this is a dumb question. I’ll go Sun.

2320. Do flaws make people interesting to you?
It depends on their flaws. Sometiems they make a person interesting other times they just make them annoying.

2321. Who is your favorite historical figure?
Abe Lincoln. He makes me smile.

2322. White bread or wheat bread?
White.

2323. Would you rather never have sex again or have sex once with a walrus?
Uh never again.

2324. Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive?
Sky dive.

2325. What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
Not writing it here.

2326. What is your favorite pick-up line?
No.

2327. Do you usually do things fast or right?
Right.

2328. What will the most common halloween costume be this year?
probably nothing, but if anything I might do firefighter because I have the costume.

2329. What was it last year?
Nothing.

2330. Is love a choice or something that can’t be helped?
It’s both. You have to chose to love someone in the beginning, but once you do, you can’t help but love that person.

2331. What is youur preffered method of birth control?
I don’t use birth control anymore. But when I did I liked the shot because I didn’t have to remember to take it.

2332. Is there someone you see everyday (or sometimes) that you would like to hug and talk to but you just don’t know them well enough?
No. I don’t like to hug.

2333. Are you or have you ever been in a band?
No. Unless you count middle school orchestra. for 1/2 a year.

2334. Here are 4 statements about me. Only one of them is true. Which one is it?

a. I lost my mind doing drugs.

b. I’ve been arrested before.

c. I have 9 cats.

d. I have a children’s book published.

I don’t care. ... E.
2335. What do you think of the smashing pumpkins?
I don’t.

2336. Would you wear a thong bathing suit in public?
How public? I’d probably wear one on my boat.

2337. Hello I love you won’t you tell me your name?
No. Stop quoting stupid songs.

2338. If you had to be surgically attached at the hip for two years to either Britney Spears, George W. Bush or an ugly creepy troublesome but nice troll, who would you pick and why?
No. Surgery is painful. So, no.

2339. Let’s assume that there is a “meaning of life,” a reason for humans to be here on this planet. Would you give up both of your legs and one of your arms if it would mean everyone else would learn the meaning of life?
No. What if the meaning isn’t worth living for?

2340. If you could meet God and talk to him for 5 hours, or find out whether or not there is intelligent life on other planets and make contact with them, which would you pick and why? (Note: If you meet God, you will never find out if there is intelligent life on other planets, so you can’t ask God if aliens exist. Also, you would get no proof that you had talked to him or her. And finally, if God doesn’t exist then you don’t get to meet him or her!).
God. Because he/she knows all and is all powerful and I really don’t care about aliens.

2341. Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, or the Breakfast Club?
Breakfast Club.

2342. Before you read this question, pick a person from your life, any person. (You have to be thinking about someone before you continue!). Would you rather have the ability to watch that person for one hour per day, or would you rather have that person watch you for one hour per day? Who is it and why? (you pick the hour – they don’t know that they are being watched – it’s like there are invisible TV cameras following them around)?
I’d rather watch them.

2343. Would you rather be guaranteed to have your dream job or never be heartbroken?
Well, I’ve already been heartbroken, so I’ll go dream job.

2344. Have you thought about death today?
Well, because of this survey, yes. But otherwise, no.

2345. What is your favorite breakfast?
My mom’s scrambled eggs with bacon. They’re the best.

2346. What is your favorite classic movie?
Goonies! An 80’s classic.

2347. Gold or silver eyeshadow?
Gold with my face, but I like silver better in general.

2348. Are you the life of the party?
Sometimes, depends on the party.

2349. Do you wish you were?
See above answer.

2350. Sdrawkcab daer uoy nac?
I can, but why?

2351. If you realize that a student at your school or a colleague from your job has plagerized part of their work from the internet. What do you do?

2352. What does your computer look like when you aren’t looking at it??
Like a screen that’s lit up.

2353. If you aren’t looking at it, how do you know it’s still there when your back is turned?
Uh, that’s spacial perception. You know what is around you and where.

2354. If you hit an animal with your car would you get out to try and make sure it was okay?
Yes.

2355. If it was someone’s cat (collared with address) would you knock on their door and appologize for hitting the cat?
If it was okay.

2356. How do you feel about the people who are teased in high school sueing the bullies who teased them for emotional damage?
I think they should grow a thicker skin, that’s life and we should learn to live it. Not everyone is nice.

2357. Do you have an interest in any of the following:

guns: yes
explosives: no
marilyn manson: no
trench coats: if they’re cute.
the mafia: sure.
death: only to the extent that I don’t want to be dead.
satanism: No.
nazis: No.
that doom game: what’s that doom game?

2358. Do you believe that people live in their own worlds or realities or do you think we all share the same world/reality?
Somewhere in the middle.

2359. Do you believe that Nazism was a characteristically German thing, or do you think a similar type of government could spring up in any country?
It obviously took over Austria without a fight, so it’s just a matter of whom is brainwashed.

2360. Is your diary in the internet archive wayback machine (http://www.archive.org/web/web.php)?
No.

2361. When do you get your most peaceful and satisfying sleep?
When I’m at home.

2362. What thought gets you out of bed in the morning?
I don’t know, I just get out of bed without thinking about it.

2363. Do you get along better with guys or girls (as friends)?
Girls, I don’t have guy friends they make my husband mad. lol.

2364. What does tx81z stand for?
I don’t know.

2365. How many points is the letter Z worth in Scrabble?
I don’t know probably 10.

2366. In poker, which hand is better: four of a kind or a straight?
I think it depends on the four of a kind #/face card.

2367. What is the official language of Australia?
I’m guessing English.

2368. On what continent would you find British Columbia?
North America.

2369. Have you been to homestarrunner.com?
yes.

2370. What promise could you never keep?
I’ll be neat.

2371. No cat has 8 tails.

Every cat has one tail more than no cat.

How many tails does every cat have?
Uh, 9.

2372. What are you a member of?
Nothing right now.

2373. If you and your mate were stranded at sea on a scuba diving trip like in the movie Open Water, how would you survive?
I haven’t seen the movie. But I think I would stay on the boat and try to fashion a trap to filter water.

2374. Do you feel confident that you would know what to do under emergency circumstances?
Yes. I’ve been there and done that.

2375. Have you ever been stood up?
No.

2376. Use a similie to describe yourself.
I’m like a person who thinks this is dumb.

2377. Good. Now use a metaphore.
I’m an enigma wrapped in… who cares?

2378. Have you ever had an unusual piercing?
No.

2379. Have you ever experianced culture shock?
Yeah, it’s called the South.

2380. Imagine you were trapped in one of the world trade center towers on 9/11/01. Who would you call and what would you say to them in those last few minutes?
I’d call my husband and tell him I love him. But I don’t think cells were working, so I’d probably just say goodbye to the person next to me.

2381. Do you ever go to school or work when you feel like you do not look your best??
Of course I do.

2382. Does doing this effect your whole day?
Well, probably, but I don’t really think of it like that.

2383. What was the last movie you watched and what did you learn from it?
I don’t remember, probably Iron Man 2 , and I learned that Iron Man 2 wasn’t as good as the first.

2384. Do you believe that everyone who doesn’t believe in your religion is going to hell?
I don’t.

2385. What is the best thing about winter?
Summer is coming. Sometimes I need a little break from all the fun. The first few weeks of winter are great, because I can sleep in on weekends and be by myself for a bit, but over time it really gets old, and by Feb. I’m ready to get to summer.

2386. Do you ever shovel your neighbor’s walk?
No, I live in a condo, we don’t do that kind of stuff, that’s what we pay our HOA fees for.

2387. How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
As often as possible, I often think really mean things.

2388. Have you ever looked back at someone you loved and wondered ‘what attracted me to THEM?’
Yes, all the time. But I know it was that I was a different person then and I’m a better person now.

2389. What do you think of Drew Barrymore?
I don’t

2390. Name one thing you refuse to ever do.
Be untrue to myself.

2391. Nmae one place you refuse to ever go.
I don’t think there’s anywhere I REFUSE to go to, but there’s places I’d rather go somewhere else.

2392. Do you think people see you more as who you are or what you are?
I believe that’s the same thing.

2393. Pick 3 random letters:
SLC

Now think of the first 3 things that pops into your head that starts with each letter.
Salt Lake City

2394. Do you dress more revealing or more to cover up?
In between. It really depends on where I’m going. Work- to cover up. If I’m going out I might dress a little bit more revealing but not too much, I’m married and I don’t need to show the world something that only one person needs to see.

2395. What does it take to be a ‘real gentleman’?
Be kind to everyone. Including men. Be a kind person with a good heart. And always pick up my tab ;).

2396. Where would you go if you were going somewhere you don’t usually go?
I would go to Florida!! I miss it and I was hoping to take off next week and thinking I might take a flight down there and check it out.

2397. On the first sept 11th anniversary, the new york lottery’s winning numbers were 9,1 and 1. Do you believe this is fate, coincidence or a conspiracy/plan?
I don’t really believe anything.

2398. Have you ever noticed that there is a lie in the middle of the word believe?
What?

2399. When (and if) people (or animals) go to heaven, do they become angels?
I don’t know what happens and I’m not sure enough of what happens later to count on it.

2400. What is your most important body part? my brain.

2201. Do you have a favorite song by The Cure?
Not really, maybe Love Song but I don’t care that much.

2202. Are there things you’ve never told for fear that others would judge you?
No, people judge me regardless and I’m not that terrible of a person so I guess I just don’t have that much to hide.

2203. Do you have a favorite Glen Miller song?
I don’t.

2204. Can sex ever be casual?
Yes.

2205. Who was the last person to let you down?
Other than myself, probably my husband.

2206. Do others feel that you expect too much of them?
Not generally.

2207. Did you forgive the last person who hurt you?
Yes.

2208. Does one bad deed outshine many good deeeds?
Generally, yes.

2209. Would you like to go on television to receive a make-over?
Sure.

2210. What will no one ever see you do?
I don’t know.

2211. Are you quick to anger?
No but once I’m there, I’m there and there’s no going back.

2212. Are you slow to forgive?
Not generally.

2213. Do most people around you have a positive attitude?
No. but my friends generally do.

2214. What do you need help with?
A lot of things. Mostly cleaning things. I am not great at cleaning.

2215. Do you know a lot about geography?
No. but I generally know where things are.

2216. Do you take the easy way out of things?
If there’s an easy way to take, of course.

2217. What is your favorite fabric to wear?
Cotton. The really worn in kind. :).

2218. Would you finish this survey if it went up to 10,000 questions?
No.

2219. Would you rather visit the dessert or the rainforest?
Dessert.

2220. What does Domo Oregato Mister Roboto actually mean?
Don’t know or care.

2221. Do you still make a wish when you blow out your birthday candles
I have’t had candles in years but if I did I might.

2222. Make a wish now:
okay.

2223. Do you look for four leaf clovers?
No. I lose interest in those kind of activities quite quickly.

2224. What are you the guardian of?
Nothing other than my wellbeing.

2225. Do you treat people differently based on their appearance?
Probably. Isn’t that human nature? I try not to though.

2226. Are you for or against censoring child pornography?
Um, what is there to be against censoring child porn? Or course it should be censored.

2227. Are naked child images in paintings more acceptable than photographs of naked children?
I don’t really care, but it depends on the nature of the picture. If it’s like a bath, then it’s not porn if the child is like posed it is. If it’s pornographic in nature then painting or photo it’s not really okay.

2228. Now that we can create such lifelike digital images, do you think it should be allowed for digital child pornography to exist (as in there were no children involved in the porn, it is all digitally made, the kids aren’t real, they just look real)?
No.

2229. Do you like wheel of fortune or jeopardy better?
Wheel of Fortune.

2230. Are you a fan of the Clash?
No.

2231. How do you feel about Jerry Orbuch’s passing on?
Don’t know who that is, but learning of it right now, I feel it probably is sad for his or her lvoed ones.

2232. What celebrity are you dreading the future death of?
I don’t know, any of them i guess. Io don’t think abotu things like that generally.

2233. Are you a fan of Joy Division?
No.

2234. If you were going to ‘make over’ your diary what theme would you give it?
I wouldn’t.

2235. What is your favorite tarot deck?
don’t have one.

2236. How do you feel about file sharing (especially movies and music)?
I think it’s fine, but since it’s illegal I don’t do it.

2237. How do you feel about wicca and paganism?
I don’t care, it’s not my belief, but if that’s what you believe good for you.

2238. Do you believe that people who practise the above religions are able to accomplish magic?
I don’t.

2239. If you were given the opportunity to lead a creative writing program for a small group of students in a high school with a low budget in generally poor neighborhood, would you do it?
Sure. Except I never will be because I’m not certified to teach anyone anything.

2240. If you could pick anyone who would you want living next door to you?
I would want my friends and family.

2241. If you were a tarot card which one would you be?
I wouldn’t. Why would I be a trot card? That’s not living.

2242. Should high school cafeterias stop serving twinkies and other fatty foods?
No. I think they should also serve non fatty foods but people deserve to make their own choices.

2243. Would you rather that McDonalds took a lot of fat out of their fries even if they wouldn’t taste as good?
No. I think if they offered both low fat and regular fat then sure. But I think as I said before people should be allowed to make their own choices.

2244. Do you neglect your friends when you have a signifigant other?
I’m married but I didn’t neglect them when we were dating, I neglect them now that I’m busy and have a life outside of just friends.

2245. Do you think that an advertisement for a cake decorating set would make good song lyrics?
No.

2246. Would a band that used this ad for song lyrics take off or just fizzle out?
I don’t care.

2247. Are you more practicle or imaginative?
Both. I’m equal amounts of both.

2248. Can you see beautiful colors without closing your eyes?
Uh, if I look around.

2249. What are the four best songs or bands to listen to while making love?
I really don’t like music and that.

2250. What do you believe in?
Myself. and my ability to always end up okay.

2251. What band is so romantic that anyone who listens to them must be romantic at heart?
I dont’ know.

2252. Are you a fan of Roxy Music?
No.

2253. Can you ever say something that hasn’t been said or do something that hasn’t been done?
Probably, yes.

2254. When was the last time you were up all night?
I don’t know it’s been at least five years.

2255. Do you enjoy wasting time?
Yes. Obviously.

2256. Why do people use safe notes?
I dont’ know what that is.

2257. Have your gods and idols let you down?
No.

2258. Is a place in the country your ideal?
Yes. Actually.

2259. Have you ever developed a photograph?
Yes.

2260. Have you ever courted anyone?
Ew. I realize this is just dating sort of but old words gross me out.

Has someone courted you?
See above.

2261. What do you waste?
Time and money usually. But a bunch of other things too.

2262. Have you ever silk screened a t-shirt?
No.

2263. Is there anything that you tend to make that most people usually buy rather than make themselves?
Pasta sauce.

2264. When was the last time that you were neither going to school or working for a month or more?
I don’t know. It’s been quite a while. Maybe when I was 23 and quit my job at walgreens and didn’t bother finding a new job for a while.

2265. Is alcohol an excuse you use to be yourself for a while?
No, but I do enjoy it.

2266. What is your light at the end of the tunnel?
Money. It will come oe day I’m sure.

2267. Speaking of the light, is the light that people see when they die the random firing of electrons or is it something more?
I don’t know because I’ve never seen it.

2268. Do you ever step back thinking of life’s inner meaning and your latest fling?
no I don’t have a “lastest” fling.

2269. Can anyone guess what band/song I am listening to right now?
You could.

2270. When was the last time you were embaressed?
I don’t know, I do a lot of stupid things, but I just can’t really care.

2271. If you were going to have amural painted in your bed room what would you want it to be of?
The beach.

2272. Is sex more about fullfilling a need or giving yourself?
um, I dont’ know both I guess.

2273. Do you like your belly?
Hate it.

2274. Do you think more or act more?
Think but I’ve answered this.

2275. Do you ever think about the price of gasoline?
Frequently. Every time I get gas or think about getting gas.

2276. What is the healthiest food to eat?
I dont’ know, I like beans.

2277. Have you ever read:

Jonathan Livingston Seagull?
No.

Ender’s Game?
No.

Memnoch the Devil?
No.

2278. Should there be a mandatory retirement age?
No, because what if people can’t afford to retire then?

2279. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done on impulse that worked out well?
Move to Florida.

2280. List everything you have eaten in the past 24 hours:
ice cream, sausage patty, scrambled eggs, hashbrown patty, rice, chicken, ranch, burrito bowl from chipotle.

2281. Do you listen to your intuitions, feelings and tingly sensations?
Yes.

2282. Do you know a lot about the city you live in and do you think it’s important to know a lot about it?
No. I don’t intend on staying there, when I’m where I plan on staying, then yes.

2283. If you were at the Everything in the Whole Wide World museuem what would you want to see first?
I don’t know, something arty.

2284. Have you ever read:

Lost Souls?
No

The Shining?
No

Damnation Game?
No

Pearl Harbor?
No

2285. Do you have any excercise tapes or dvds?
No.

2286. Do you own a pair of lucky underwear?
No.

2287. You’ve been feeding a wild cat but it’s annoying your neighbors. You can not adopt it but youu must get rid of it. Which is kinder, taking it to a no-kill shelter that will keep it in a cage for the rest of it’s life or having it put to sleep?
Why can’t I adopt it? And how do I know no one will adopt it at a no kill shelter? Most of my cousin’s cats were once wild cats that she fed on their back porch.

2288. Can you spell “mouse” without singing it (at least in your head)?
Why would I sing mouse in my head?

2289. What’s a word people should use more often?
gorgeous.

2290. What is the longest word you can type using only the top (letter) row of the keyboard?
I don’t know, go google it and let me know.

2291. Do you listen to other people’s advice?
Sometimes.

2292. Would you ever consider putting your entire cd collection on your hard drive and thn selling the cd’s?
No.

2293. What do you think of this survey so far?
It’s boring.

2294. What is one question that hasn’t been on this survey yet but should be?
Why should you care about this?

2295. Does ‘liberty and justice for all’ mean for all americans or all people?
It means for all in America. So, yes and yes.

2296. What do you believe that you think EVERYONE should agree with?
I don’t.

2297. Does the sound of crickets bother you?
Yes.

2298. Is the sound of a fan on at night soothing?
Yes.

2299. How do you feel you will likely die?
I don’t know. Old and in my sleep?

2300. If you were going to run away where would you go?
Florida. Or Textas. Ithink both would be awesome laces to live for myself. I know FL is, but Texas also seems great.

2101. Are you an optimist?
I am occasionally, but sometimes I’m a little more realist.

2102. If you were in the Breakfast Club, which character would you be?
Probably the weird girl.

2103. Who do you have no respect for?
I don’t know, people who are cruel and say cruel mean things to others unneccesarily.

2104. Is the plural form of cactus cactuses or cactii?
the latter.
Is the plural form of penis penises or penii?
the latter.

2105. What does your favorite coffee mug look like?
I don’t have one.

2106. Have you ever gotten hurt at a concert?
Yes. I got knocked out breifly. Some guy saved me. He was my hero.

2107. What age do you think it is most difficult to be?
13

2108. Do you like to be considered wierd or different?
Not really, but it is what it is.

2109. Do you think you could handle a day in jail?
One day? Probably.

2110. Is your body an amusement park?
No. It’s also not a John Mayer song.

2111. Are dj’s obsolete?
Probably but I still had one at my wedding…

2112. What is the best liquid in existence?
Um I don’t know, I like Jack.

2113. What is turning out better than expected?
Everything.

2114. Who is the most overbearing person you know?
Probably my mother in law.

2115. Who does it surprise you that you are close to?
My friend Sarah. We didn’t talk for five years.

2116. Apparently Eminem got booed at the MTV music video awards because he was making fun of Moby onstage. What do you think of this?
Don’t care.

2117. Close your eyes. What do you see?
Everything that is in front of me.

2118. What’s the best Van Halen song?
Don’t know, maybe Panama? No clue, not a fan.

2119. What do you picture when you hear the word “Puritans?”
Pilgrams. With ugly hats.

2120. Have you ever been on a trampoline?
Yes.

2121. What do you use batteries for the most often?
The tv remote.

2122. What do you find thrilling?
Roller Coasters.

2123. Porch swing. Sunrise. What else could you ask for?
Perhaps a nice day and not to be awake at sunrise.

2124. Do you like William Shatner’s cover of Mr Tambourine Man?
yes. hilarious.

2125. Where’s the sexiest place to have a piercing?
I’m not a piercing fan.

2126. Do you get panic attacks?
no.

2127. How long does getting dressed to go to a club take you?
10-20 minutes.

2128. What is Adam Ant’s best song?
Don’t know.

2129. Does your body need improvement or is it just fine?
it needs improvement, I’m working on it.

2130. Does watching MTV or reading beauty magazines make you feel bad about yourself?
no, but I dont’ really do either.

2132. What is the most romantic movie ever?
Casablanca? I don’t know.

2133. Do you think that woman are treated as second class citizens of this world?
Not in this country, but in others yes.

2134. What would you do if you were at a dance club with your signifigant other and he or she got into a fistfight with someone?
I would try not to make a scene.

2135. Has anyplace ever asked you to leave?
yes.

2136. Have you ever been openly kicked out?
yes.

2137. Are you permanently banned from anywhere?
yes. well, I was until they closed that is.

2138. Who is your favorite movie director?
I do not have one.

2139. What topic do you hate to talk about?
Politics. I prefer to keep it to myself.

2140. Are you looking forward to the remake of Willie Wonka and the Chocolate factory or do you think it could never be as good as the original?
Saw it. It was okay.

2141. Do you enjoy the band Ministry?
No.

2142. What is your coziest article of clothing?
my flece jacket.

2143. What is your favorite word to say?
I like aardvark.

2144. Does your name and your signifigant other’s name feel like one word to you?
No.

2145. Do you like the band the Buzzcocks?
No.

2146. Can you tell when other people are lieing?
Not always and I believe it’s lying.

2147. Do you like to wear glitter?
no. I’m not a stripper and don’t want to make people think I am.

2148. Would you prefer to wrap your own presents or have them all giftwrapped?
I would prefer to have them gift wrapped but I wrap them myself.

2149. Where do you go when you want to meet new people?
The bar.

2150. What is the best first sentence to a book, in your opinion?
3.In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since.

2151. Should fun or safety come first?
They need to be equal.

2152. Does mind over matter work for you?
Sometimes…

2153. What’s the most weight you ever lost in one year?
I don’t know, I’m hoping to find out this year. We’re on 8 pounds 22 to go.

2154. What are your feelings about punk and goth?
I don’t care what music you like or how you dress as long as you are nice. But if you think I’m bitchy for dressing like I do, I don’t really care about you at all.

2155. Did you ever write something when you were high and then looked at it sober and realized that it was nonsense?
No. I don’t get high.

2156. How often do you shave:

(guys) your face?

(girls) your legs?
whenever I’m going to wear a dress or shorts.
(girls) under your arms?
every day.

2157. What word do you often hear people misuse?
I don’t know, literally maybe.

2158. Have you ever used somebody?
I don’t think so. But probably and it’s just escaping my memory right now.

2159. Are you paranoid?
No.

2160. What is the best music video of all time?
I don’t know. I don’t watch music videos.

2161. How many Shakespeare plays have you read all the way through?
One. It was hard to read but I got through it. I might read it again actually.

2162. What was the deepedst religious or spiritual experiance you’ve ever had?
I don’t have any idea what deepedst is. But I haven’t had many deep religious experiences but there have been times I felt genuinely touched by what someone has said, and once when I realized what I really believe and what I need to do to change my life and myself.

2163. What is it like to be you today?
I don’t know, pretty damn nice. I’m feeling quite good about things today.

2164. Do you like to play games?
Yeah. If we mean board games or video games. I like both.

2165. Have you made any good friends on this diary site?
No.

2166. Have you met anyone from open diary?
No.

2167. What have you done lately that gave everyone something to talk about?
I got sick. But I did get a get well soon card! My husbands family is sweet.

2168. Do you get along with people who annoy you, disagree with you, dislike you, and hate you?
Well, I try to be nice to everyone because it has never benefitted me not to. But that said, I slip up from time to time. But all the same, most of the time…yes.

2169. When you ask for something do you make a request or a demand?
I start with a request. Usually that works. If I need something and a request doesn’t work, I usually try to explain why I need something and why I must have it. If I don’t need something and haven’t gotten it when requesting, I just let it go usually.

2170. Who are you a bad influence on?
Not that many people, ost of my friends are bad influences on themselves and I’m just there for the ride :).

2171. Who are you a good influence on?
Probably no one, it’s not that I’m a BAD person, I’m just not this person who always does the right thing or the person who knows the right answer or the person who would rather sit at home when there is an option for fun.

2172. Who is on your christmas list this year?
All of my family.

2173. How many other people do you know of that are doing this survey?
Whoever read my goal.

2174. Have you ever intentionally had a one night stand?
Yes.

2175. Do you tend to get car sick?
YEs.

2176. What is the legnth of your hair?
Medium length.

2177. Do you like to listen to techno music?
No.

2178. Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color?
Not really. Just red. REALLY red. Loved it.

2179. What do you think of these diary names?

Oculto:
stupid.

suffer victim:
stupid.

With A Purpose:
stupid.

Almost_Famous:
stupid.

In.The.Name.Of.Lust:
stupid , but less stupid than the previous.

The Phallic Stapler:
see above.

SeXyCandace:
really stupid.

2180. What do you think of these entry titles?

Lesbians … as far as the eye can see:
I probably wouldn’t read it, doesn’t intrest me. Not that I do’t care about lesbians but this seems crude and insensitve.

Why Avril Lavigne sucks:
She does.

Call On Jesus:
Huh?

Buddha-licious:
nope.

WeLCome To The JungLe!:
Yes.

Geektastic:
Sweet.

Should i get an abortion?:
I’d read it, probably.
2181. What do you find beautiful in an atypicaal way?
I don’t know, I don’t think any beauty is atypical. I like hands though.

2182. What would you PHYSICALLY fight someone over?
If they were cruel to me or someone I know it’s always a possibility but I’d be much more likely to yell.

2183. What was the last thing you were invited to?
My friend’s birthday party. Well actually, dinner at my inlaws.

2184. What do you like
Too many things to list. I’ll name one thing, my diet coke once a week in the morning.

2185. Have you ever drank:

chartruese? no.

absinth? yes.

2186. Do you plan your outfits ahead of time, pick them out the morning of, wear whatever was on the floor, or wear what you slept in?
I pick them out the night before but often change my mind that day and pick them out in the morning.

2187. How long have you ever gone without changing your

sheets: I’m embarassed to say :).

cloths: A day. I can’t handle it. also, it’s clothes

underwear: a day, I don’t reware underware.

toothbrush: probably over six months, but not much. I chnage my toothbrush frequently.

2189. What item should not be shared?
I don’t know what this means, if it means of the above, underware and toothbrushes shouldn’t be shared.

2190. How do you keep control of your temper?
Breathe and remember that you catch more flies with honey…

2191. If you could gain all of your dreams by giving a family member (little brother) to the goblin king who would turn him into a goblin, would you?
No.

2192. Do you like to listen to Duran Duran?
Not especially.

2193. Do you ever feel the need for MORE than life has to offer?
No.

2194. What is your favorite children’s story?
Are you my Mother?

2195. Do you think that adult books should have more pictures?
No.

2196. What was your all time low?
A time when I was dting the wrong guy and hurting myself because I was hurt on the inside and thought perhaps if I showed it on the outside it would help. It didn’t. It wasn’t his fault, but he certainly didn’t help the situation at all.

2197. Do you make up songs and sing them to yourself when you’re alone?
No.

2198. Do you like to listen to the Smashing Pumkins?
Sometimes but not that often they get old.

2199. Do you see the expression of emotion as weakness?
Not at all.

2200. Are you prepared in case of chemicle, biological and nuclear attacks?
Probably not.

2001. Can you believe that we have only gotten through two fifths of this survey so far?
I know, right?

2002. What is your opinion of Dave Coulier?
I like him. I liked Full House and alanis is crazy, good choice on leaving her.

2003. If you were to a write a Choose Your Own Adventure book, what would it be about?
I wouldn’t. But uh, I guess going somewhere?

2004. What was your best find from a flea market, garage sale, ebay or thrift store?
I don’t know, I bought a funny hat from one of those for a holiday party we had.

2005. What do you not have enough money for right now?
lipo among sooo many other things.

2006. Do you believe that Teras for Fears were right when they said, “Everybody wants to rule the world?”
to an extent.

2007. What is the design on your beach towel?
they’re plain orange.

2008. What stirs something deep and animalistic inside you?
certain smells.

2009. Have you ever cross dressed (even as a joke)?
dressed as George Harrison for Haloween one year.

2010. Do you own anything with a rainbow on it?
no.

2011. What would be the worst object for a child to take on a long car ride with you?
anything that talks.

2012. What’s the Best Beatles song in your opinion?
I don’t know. I liked Blackbird I guess.

2013. Why do you suppose that diary sites are more popular with females than males?
because they’re about whining, which girls like to do more publicly than guys.

2014. What do these color combinations remind you of:

orange and pink: vomit.

pink and green:
flowers!
green and gold:
gross green bay.
purple and gold:
new orleans.
gold and red:
KC cheifs!
red and white:
KC and SF! football that is.
blue and grey:
my favorite color combo.

2015. What is one selfish thing you tend to do?
talk too much.

2016. When do you think technology will catch up with the Jetson’s?
it’s going to be a long time. some things have caught up though, but we’re still waiting for our flying cars etc.

2017. What made you laugh today?
a website.

2018. Do you ever stick your entries in any of the diary circles?
no.

2019. Can you freestyle rap?
no way.

2020. Are you:

stylish? not always. but I’m getting there.

shiek? did you mean chic? and if so, no.

smart? yes.

2021. Do you find you self only buying brand name products?
no. but I have found that there is reason to invest in quality brand name items that will last longer.

2022. Would you ever want to buy an article of clothing or an acessory because you saw a celebrity wear it?
no.

2023. What song do you feel the sexiest dancing to?
none. I really am terrible at dancing.

2024. Who do you know who looks silly when they dance?
me!

2025. Sweaty sex or clean sex?
clean.

2026. Which is more important to you: being kind or being right?
kind, but I also want to be right.

2027. Can you do any special dances like swing, tap, or ballroom?
no.

2028. Are you scared of monsters?
some mosterous things.

2029. Who would you like to remind people of?
Grace Kelly.

2030. Do you walk to school or do you bring your lunch?
uh, what? Those don’t necessarily have anything to do with one antoher.

2031. Rate your skills from one to ten (10 = you are the best at it):

socializing:
5
making friends:
6
working with computers:
7
arts:
9
crafts:
6
dancing:
4
skating:
4
talking other people into things:
3
writing:
8
living life to the fullest each day:
7
cooking:
7
gardening:
1
cleaning up after yourself:
2
playing poker:
3
surviving in the woods:
3
managing your time:
5
attracting the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer)?
8

2032. Have you ever been to an indian reservation?
no.

2033. What is going to happen tommorrow that you can celebrate, even if it’s a little thing?
The week will be almost over! Also, I will have bought Lucy’s birthday present by then.

2034. Do you save things for special occassions or is everyday a special occassion?
I save some things, because that’s what makes them specialER.

2035. What is one thing you are terrible at:
math. Not as bad as the person who created this though.

2036. What’s your favorite:

rap song:
don’t like rap.

country song:
that ain’t my truck.

industrial song:
don’t like inustrial.

cover song:
I am tryng to Break Your Heart a cover of the Wilco song by someone who knows.

punk song:
Time Bomb! Is that punk?

odd song:
anything by Old 97’s <3.

2037. What do you get your teacher or your boss for the holidays?
I haven’t gotten anything but I might get my boss something next year, he’s a great boss.

2038. Do you like to read books by Virgina Wolfe?
I don’t know, I haven’t.

2039. What is your favorite tv show from when you were a kid?
Family Ties!

2040. What is now proved was once only imagined. – William Blake.

What do you imagine?
I imagine that one day I will be as happy as I’ve set out to be and have as much money as I ever needed.

2041. What has been passed down through at least two generations to you?
my angel on my christmas tree.

2042. Do we live in a particularly bad age for romance?
no. But people who are stupid make it a bad age.

2043. Have you ever cheated on someone?
yes.

Do you believe that once someone is a cheater they can never be trusted?
with that person, yes. If someone cheated on me I personally couldn’t trust them again, but that doesn’t mean no one should be able to, it was ME that they didn’t care about enough.

2044. Have you ever gone:

christmas caroling?
yes.

pumpkin picking?
yes.

on a hay wagon ride?
yes.

on a romantic valentine’s day date?
yes.

to a new year’s eve party?
yes.

to a memorial day parade?
yes.

to the Macy’s thanksgiving day parade?
no.

to search for gold coins on st patrick’s day?
no.

2045. Have you ever done any modeling?
no.

2046. Would you consider yourself to be psychologically damaged?
well, to an extent.

2047. How aware are you of the reasons behind your actions and words?
more aware every day.

2048. What is the sickest you ever drank or drugged yourself?
into the hospital.

2049. Would you prefer it if clothing was optional?
not especially, but I don’t really care.

2050. What is one interesting fact about you:
I’m smarter than I look and I fake stupid at work to be lazy because it lets me get away with things.

2051. Are more people depressed because they are alone, or are more people alone because they are depressed?
depressed because they’re alone.

2052. Have you ever gotten a mug, t-shirt, key chain, etc. that was personalized with your picture?
no.

2053. What was the last thing that you experienced for the first time?
the last thing was having Sake.

2054. If you were going to die tomorrow and you were leaving a postcard for someone to read after you were gone what would it say?
I loved you all, and I hope you will miss me too.

2055. If you were about to be executed what would your last request be?
to speak to my mother.

2056. What kinds of people do you find intimidating?
people who yell. I hate yelling. But I get over it if I’m mad enough, because yelling doesn’t make you a big person.

2057. How much conviction do you have in your feelings and beliefs?
enough that I haven’t changed them in a very long time.

2058. In your house where is the:

crazy glue?
no clue.

flashlight?
I don’t know. lol.

2059. Out of everyone you know who has the most personality?
other than me, probably Sheila.

2060. If you could go back in time to experince a musical movement or era, which one would you choose to live through?
the 50’s. It looked so exciting.

2061. Do you suffocate people with your love?
I have. But I try not to anymore. I’m older, and understand more now than I used to.

2062. Do you feel your life is charmed?
A bit, yes. I’m lucky.
2063. What character do you identify the most with from Winnie the Pooh?
I don’t know, I always loved Tigger!

2064. When do you do your best thinking?
In the bathroom!

2065. What motivates you?
The idea of who I want to be.

2066. Look back at all the people you’ve dated. Has there been a pattern?
No. Other than that until Jon it didn’t work. I always went for different guys.

2067. Things change but what will always remain the same for you?
I can’t think of one thing that will never change for me right now.

2068. Is divorce something you would ever consider or do you feel that marriage is permanantly binding?
I would consider it under certain circumstances, but it’s not something I take lightly.

2069. What’s the strangest movie you ever saw?
Vanilla Sky was strange and bad.

2070. If you could go into virtual reality and set up your life there to be perfect and it would seem real but not be real would you trade your life now for the virtual life?
no.

2071. Does it seem like life is more difficult for you than for anyone else?
No. But sometimes it gives a difficult aire

2072. What are you grateful for?
so many things. my family 1st, all my animals they’re amazing, my friends, having a job I enjoy, having a wonderful boss, things that make me laugh on bad days, wonderful food, I could go on…

2073. What was a choice that you didn’t want to make but you had to?
When I moved back from Florida, I wanted to pretened forever, but I had to grow up and be responsible at some point.

2074. Have you ever had dental surgery?
I had my wisdom teeth removed, does that count?

2075. At what point exactly are you grown up?
I don’t know, when you stop being so damn dramatic? At least that’s when I realized I was an adult… like a real bonafide adult.

2076. If there was a weightloss procedure that would destroy your ability to taste food so you wouldn’t be tempted by junk food, would you have it done?
no. I love food. I think the key is finidng a way to love food in moderation.

2077. What is one thing that happened that you never expected?
When my uncle died, I really never expected that.

2078. If you called one of your friends and they said “It’s nothing personal but I don’t want to talk to anyone right now,” would you take it personally?
No.

2079. What is your favorite girl’s name?
Ada.

2080. Do you ever feel guilty for being more fortunate then others?
no. I work for what I have and I don’t have to be guilty for having oportunities.

2081. If you had to wear a shirt with one word on it for a year, what word would you choose?
grace. hey, maybe it would wear off.

2082. What is evian spelled backwards?
naive.

2083. You drop 10 pounds of feathers and a ten pound bowling ball off the top of the same building. Which will hit the ground first?
the bowling ball. unless it was one ten pound feather and even then still the bowling ball because it’s more aerodynamic.

2084. Even though you may never get what you want, are you happy because you’re trying?
Yes.

2085. If you started a petition what would it be about?
helping feed hungry people in our area.

2086. When was the last time you asked someone to do something and they said no?
probably some time I asked my husband to get me something that I could ge myself but was being lazy :).

2087. Do bad things happen to you on friday the 13th?
Not generally.

2088. What’s your favorite:

Madonna song?
Material Girl.

John Lennon song?
I don’t know, not imagine.

Michael Jackson song?
Thriller.

Doors song?
People are Strange.

Rolling Stones song?
Paint it Black.

David Bowie song?
White Wedding!

Elvis song?
Not a huge Elvis fan, but I liked Don’t be Cruel.

2089. If you had started a relationship with someone and they said that it would be best if no one knew about it just to see how it goes, would you be offended?
yes. and it wouldn’t last because I don’t do hidden unless it’s like with a married man or something, but that’s something I don’t really do.

2090. Do you know any self defence?
a little.

How about CPR?
Yes, but I’m not certified and ergo will not do it.

2091. If you had to look into a mirror and see your naked soul stripped of all delusions and pretenses (Never ending Story style)could you handle it?
So totally. My soul is awesome.

2092. Are you a genius?
no. but that’d be nice.

2093. How did you find out that Santa Clause wasn’t real?
I tricked my parents into telling me.

2094. Which is your favorite tarot card?
I don’t know any of them, so none of them.

2095. Does the internet seperate people or connect them?
it seperates people by making them feel as though they’re connected when they’re far away but that isn’t erally a replacement for human contact.

2096. Have you ever written a letter to a soldier?
no, but I should.

2097. Does pain and fear make you feel alive?
fear does, pain sucks.

2098. Are you:

good looking? sometimes

thin? no. but I’m working on that.

happy? generally, yes.

successful? not as successful as I’m hoping to be.

confident? not always.

2099. Are you deciseive or wishy washy?
wishy washy.

2100. Do you feel pop stars should be morally responsible to set a good example for their fans?
yes. I do. but at the same time, they have to live their lives.

902. What takes your breath away?

1903. What did you do today that you regret?
Nothign yet, except for maybe waste some time on this.

Will you ever do it again?
Yes, I’m going to finish, almost half way there.

1904. Is happiness something to be achived and sought after or is it something to be retained and held onto always, no matter what happens?
It’s both. You need to seek it out, but you also need to understand what you have.

1905. Would you rather live in a world of perfection or do you like the world the way it is?
It couldn’t be perfect. I can’t imagine a world where nothing was wrong because nothing would seem as great then…when it is great.

1906. Is a frightning world an interesting world to live in?
Probably, but it’s scary and hard on the heart.

1907. What gives people depth and character?
Character is a result of knowing the difference between right and wrong and the high and low road and choosing to stay on the good path. Depth, entirely different, by the way, is a result of life experiences and being knowledgable and interesting.

1908. What band, together or not would make you want to JUST FLY after seeing their show?
Uh. none.

1909. Speaking of flying, can you fly?
No. I can’t.
How do you know? Have you tried?
I believe in gravity and I can fly on a plane but I can’t fly a plane … I haven’t taken any lessons.

1910. Recently a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich in which some people saw the image of the Virgin Mary sold on ebay for $10,000. What do you think of this?
I think people have a lot of excess cash, and whoever made that grilled cheese is quite lucky.

1911. Who is the next person you will hug?
My husband.

1912. Where was your last vacation to?
Michigan.

1913. Where was your last car ride to?
Work.

1914. Where was your last bus ride to?
I don’t take the bus. Uh, I might have taken the Bus in Montreal to downtown Montreal from my hotel.

1915. Where did you last walk to?
The service department.

1916. What is the worst band in the universe?
Nickelback. Still.

1917. What is the next book you want to read?
I don’t know I have three waiting to be read at home. I’m going to just pick up whatever is on top of the pile and read that, actually.

1918. What are the 3 most useless items on the planet?
I don’t know. Magazines are pretty useless, houseplants aren’t doing much, and those peanuts for packing are kinda worthless. But I don’t know about the most useless on the PLANET.

1919. What gives you a peaceful feeling?
Acheieving goals I have set for myself, and being on the lake in the middle of a warm day knowing I have no where to go.

1920. Do you ever stay up late watching infomercials?
Not anymore.
Did you ever BUY anything from an infomercial?
no.

1921. Are you a light sleeper?
No, but some things wake me up. But I did sleep through an earthquake.

1922. Are you a toys R us kid?
Nope.

1923. Are you part of the mile high club?
Nope.

1924. Do you like:

pena coladas?
it’s not spelled like that, so no. but spelled correctly, yes.yum.
getting caught in the rain?
nope.
yoga?
yes.
intelligence?
it’s attractive.
making love at midnight?
I like to be asleep at midnight. maybe on a weekend.
health food?
not really.
champagne?
love the cheap stuff :).
the feel of the ocean?
of course.

1925. What was the funniest way that you ever misheard the lyrics to a song?
my husband thought the new colbie callait song went we go together like peanuts and penne, smarties and reggae. He was very confused.

1926. What have you never seen anything lovlier than?
There are some eyes that take my breath away.

1927. Have you ever painted on a:

wall: yes.

ceramic: yes.

painting: yes.

model: no.

sun catcher: no.

face: no.

body: no.

1928. If you believe in heaven are there seperate heavens for different animals (kittie heaven. dog heaven, bird heaven, etc)?
no. Then that wouldn’t be heaven if we couldn’t have animals around.

1929. If you could build your body from scratch using the parts from different celebrities who would you combine?
I really don’t know, I don’t pay attention to how celebrities look actually. I really just want the best body for ME.

1930. If you could build your perfect match from scratch using the parts from different celebrities who would you combine
See above.

1931. Avril Lavigne or Michelle Branch?
Michelle Branch.
Vanessa Carlton or Britney Spears?
Vanessa Carlton.

1932. When you sleep next to someone do they fall asleep first usually or do you?
we fall asleep at pretty much the same time.
If they do, do you watch them sleep?

1933. How many people have a piece of your heart?
AT least five.

1934. What are your day dreams about?
boating!

1935. What is your usual breakfast?
oatmeal or a yogurt and a banana

1936. How quickly are you willing to take drugs to numb pain?
after a day but it depends on the pain. If it’s severe, I’ll take pills sooner than that.

1937. Finish this sentence. I pity the fool that:
doesn’t know the value of the people in their lives.

1938. Can you think of three adjectives that DO NOT apply to you even a tiny bit?
graceful, hurtful, calm

1939. What do your salt and pepper shakers look like?
like glass that you can see salt and/or pepper in.

1940. When was the last time you hurt yourself?
I don’t know. probably some night when I was asleep. I bruise myself in my sleep quite often. I don’t really know what happens.

1941. Would you rather never have to sleep but also never be able to dream or just leave things as they are?
I’d rather never have to sleep.

1942. Have you ever had your car towed?
No.

1943. Have you ever used kool-aid to dye your hair?
No.

1944. Would you rather be naked and famous or dressed and non-famous?
uh, dressed and non famous. I actually have no desire to be famous.

1945. What band or singer do you believe started rock and roll?
I dont’ believe it was one band or singer.

1946. Think of an object that is shaped like your body:
hourglass.

1947. If you had a large black vase-pot-thing in your house what would you put in it?
a plant.

1948. Where would you like to live when you want to start a family?
in a house by where I live now, but with a yard.

1949. Would you rather live in the city, suburbs or the country?
suburbs or country seems similar to me as far as my desire to be there. Anywhere but the city.

1950. Were you parents born by the year 1950?
yes.

1951. Would you ever participate in a ‘sock hop’?
I did when I was younger, maybe I’d participate in an adult one, might be fun.

1952. Once there was a green house and inside it was a white house and inside it was a red house and inside it was a bunch of little brown babies. What are we talking about? Solve this riddle.
No.
1953. Have you ever built something?
No.
1954. What is the hardest thing to face each day?
Um, money problems suck, but I don’t have as many as I used to :).

1955. Who’s voice irritates you like fingernails on a blackboard?
my old friend Kristee’s. You’d have to hear her talk to understand.

1956. What is your favorite plant?
We have this awesome plant with big awesome yellow flowers. That one, I don’t know what it’s calle dbut it’s from Australia.

1957. What simple things in life do you appreciate?
so many things. Iced Tea. When I visit my parents and my dog greets me all happy to see me, Itallian Beef sandwhihces, when the weather is perfect and/or nice, drinks with friends, a good glass of wine, a good meal, driving with the windows down, any time to myself, I could go on…

1958. Have you ever read a book by Tom Robbins?
No.

1959. Are you more of a maker and giver, or a taker and user?
I’m in between. I’m not a maker but I’m a giver. So I’m a user and giver.

1960. What do you contribute to society?
Not enough.

1961. Do you take naps?
No. But sometimes I wish I could!

1962. Do you have any cavaties?
I’ve had one in my life.

1963. What is the differance between art and fine art?
The amount of skill behind it.

1964. Do you believe that there has been a man on the moon?
Yes.

1965. What music makes you so happy you could burst?
MakeDamnSure love that song and inches and falling etc.

1966. What do you think of the band They Might be Giants?
I like them and all their theme songs.

1967. Would you ever go into a sex shop?
I have.

1968. If you had to choose would you rather go into a sex shop with your mom or your dad?
ew. I guess my dad he’d at least make funny jokes.

1969. Do you buy holiday gifts early or at the last minute?
I try to buy early, this year it was last minute though.

1970. What do you want to do today?
Nothing but I’m at work :).

1971. You see a girl in a long ruffled off white dress carrying a bag painted with a sunflower and playing a ukelele while twirling around the cafeteria.

What is your first reaction?
Weirdo.
Could you become friends with this girl?
Possibly, but it would be unlikely. I don’t usually become friends with people who twirl around.

1972. Let’s just say your school team is on a winning streak. One of the cheerleaders cheers both for your team and the other team during games. Does it make you angry?
Probably, as she’s a cheerleader and it’s her job to cheer for our team. But I don’t care that much.

One day you ask her why she does it and she says that, “It’s just so much fun, no matter who wins.” What do you think of that?
I think she’s an idiot.

1973. Do you laugh when there is no joke and dance when there is no music?
No.

1974. What would the perfect pair of socks look like?
They’d look comfy and fall where no one could see them.

1975. What is the longest you have ever gone with out sleeping?
36 hours

1976. Have you ever had a halucination?
no.

1977. Are you generally happy?
yes.

1978. Are you a

sore loser?
sometimes.
sore winner?
sometimes.

1979. Were you an 80’s baby?
yes.

1980. What’s in the room with you right now that you can’t see?
there’s a bulletin board in John’s cubicle that I can’t see.

1981. Do you ALWAYS thouroughly wash your hands after going to the bathroom?
not thouroughly.

1982. If someone else were to describe you what would you hope they would say?
Nice.

1983. What is the sound of one hand clapping?
very light clapping, because I can clap very quietly with one hand.

1984. You are filling out a 5000 question survey. What would you rather be doing right now?
going home, but I still have around an hour.
Why aren’t you doing it?
see above.

1985. Do you prefer carnivals, festivals, circuses, parades or fairs?
carnvals. i like rides!

1986. Are you useful?
I try to be!

1987. Are you a:

bitch/bastard?
not usually.but I can be if I need to be.
lover?
sometimes.
child?
no.
mother/father?
no.
sinner?
yes.
saint?
no.

1988. What is the dirtiest habit you can think of?
I don’t know. biting my nails is pretty dirty.

1989. What kind of person will you ABSOLUTELY never date?
Any person that isn’t my husband. But otherwise, someone who thinks thier poo don’t stink.

1990. What were you doing at ten fifteen last saturday night?
Sleeping. We were sick.

1991. Do you ever need ‘quiet time’?
Yes. But my quiet time isn’t always quite so much as ALONE.

1992. What are you made of?
I’m made of organs and blood and skin and bones. Among other things.

1993. What does ‘you are what you eat’ really mean?
If you eat a bunch of crap you’re going to feel crappy and vice versa.

1994. What was the last thing you counted?
papers I’m scanning.

1995. Do you think it is harder for a parent to outlive their child or for the child to lose a parent?
for a parent to outlive their child.

1996. Do you believe in psychic ability or is it a sham?
I believe something like that can exisit, but mostly it’s a sham.

1997. What is your favorite classic rock song?
Hm. I really loved the Doors when I was younger. So probably People are Strange :).

1998. Who are you anyway?
I’m a person just getting by in this world?

Are you your resume?
um, well, yes among other things.

1999. When are you the most insecure?
When I’m trying on close.

2000. Who would your fantasy threesome involve?
I have absolutely no fantasy of having a threesome. It truly doesn’t sound fun to me at all.

1801. How many smurfs can you name?
three.

1802. Do you keep track of your life using a planner or calendar book?
no. not really, but I’ve been trying to write everything down on a calender.

Would you be lost without it?
no.

1803. Have you ever fully eradicated a bad habit that you had?
no.

1804. Where do snowflakes come from?
uh, clouds…rain freezing.

1805. What do these latin phrases mean?

Et tu Brute:
you too Brute?

Congito ergo sum:
I don’t know.

1806. You’re writing a story.

The super hot (guy or girl?): Sarah

is about to kiss (who): Brandon

Just then they get interrupted by (what): a slamming door.

and somebody screams, (what): “I can’t believe you!”

but it is too late. Fortunately (who): Johnny

walks by and does something (what): hits brandon in the face.

and they all live (how): happily

ever after.
Except for Brandon.

1807. The radio is playing U2, The Defects, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Pointer Sisters, Staubkind, and Dr. Dre. on different stations. Which band are you most likely to listen to?
U2, although I don’t really like them. But I listen to a station that plays U2 from time to time.

1808. How do you feel about the tsunami that killed over 100,000 people in December 2004?
I feel that’s sad, and it was depressing.

1809. What is the difference between madness and brilliance?
the result.

1810. Write any random sentance here:
I like to watch tv with my husband.

1811. Say the sentence you wrote out loud. Did anybody answer?
I’m not doing that, I’m watching tv.

1812. Turn on your TV if it’s not on already, what channel is it?
I’m watching dvr.

1813. If you were to hit redial on your phone right now, who would it call?
I don’t know probably my parents.

1814. Hit edit paste on your browser and paste the last thing you copied here:
Congito ergo sum, thought I might be able to find out what it meant.

1815. Miracle on 34th street, original or remake?
sadly, I’ve not seen either.

1816. Have you ever been in a parade?
Yes.

1817. Why don’t people just walk up to each other and become friends?
Because it would be very hard.

1818. Do you turn the base up all the way in your car (or would you if you had acar) and blast the music?
no.

1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others?
To an extent, yes. Treat others as you would like to be treated…

1820. What keeps you from being happy?
myself.

1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago what would you say to yourself(You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES so make it COUNT!)?
Life gets hard, don’t lie to cover it up.

1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentance:
someday it will all make sense.

1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word ‘like’?
yes

1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
You’re warm, and beautiful?

1825. Say something nice about:

yourself:
I’m funny.

me:you can have interesting thoughts.

your dad:
he’s smart.

your mom:
she’s a nice person.

the one you love:
he makes me laugh.

1826. Questions from random movies:

Why is it that a fly can’t bird but a bird can fly?
wow, that’s stupid.

You know what people are liking at night?
no.

1827. What is your favorite movie that Denzel Washington has been in?
Um, I liked that movie where he played god. Was that Denzel? I don’t know.

1828. What websites are addictive to you?
I like facebook, Pintrest, and 43 things. :).

1829. Who do you love so much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn’t have to?
No one. But I had to do that for jon, it was one of the worst things ever.

1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey?
noone.

1831. Out of everyone reading your diary, how many people know your first name?
no one.

1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human intrest spot on the news will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest smartest and kindest person ever…or tell the truth?
I’d want them to tell the truth.

1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card?
yes.

1834. Who do you never want to end up like?
Kim.

1835. How many oxymorons can you think of?
a skittles commercial.

1836. How many years old is your diary?
don’t have one.

1837. How could today get any worse?
anything bad could happen that would make it worse.

1838. What will you never ever do again?
see the maggot question.

1839. What’s the most terrible lie someone could tell you?
all lies are bad to me, I hate being lied to.

1840. Would you ever wear vinyl pants?
I wouldn’t want to, no.

1841. What was the last thing that you printed out?
something on the endocrinology association website.

1842. What would you say to Flavor Flav if you saw him walking down the street?
I’d probably let him walk by, because he doesn’t care.

1843. What are you dependant on?
money.

1844. What do you look forward to each day?
coming home. and going to work.

1845. What did you think of the Columbine shootings?
It was tragic.

1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? what?
piano. swimming.

1847. What’s the best song to listen to after a break up?
stay away from sad songs! It’s bad! Anything about moving on.

1848. The radio is playing Poison, Inxs, the Psychadelic Furs, Dio, and Matchbox 20 on different stations. What do you listen to?
Matchbox 20, I’m a dork, and they’re one of my favorites.

1849. Do you know what it’s like to take care of someone else?
Somewhat, yes, but I don’t have any children.

1850. Would you rather take care of someone or be taken care of?
I’d rather be taken care of. but whatever.

1851. What is the worst 80’s song in your opinion?
My Sharonah. I don’t know. is that 90’s? You spin me right round?

1852. What song makes you so happy that just want to dance and dance and DANCE?
I really like MakeDamnSure

God, does it even matter if you think you “can’t dance?”
no.

1853. What has been your most beautiful magical memorable cloud nine manic ecstatic incredibly happy bouncy air-light moment of this life???
I don’t know, I hope to have another but I guess getting married so far :).

1854. According to Depeche Mode, “Everything counts in large amounts.” According to the Crow, “Nothing is trivial.” Do you believe this is true?
Well, it seems to be the little things that matter most.

1855. Are you enjoying this thrilling lucious roller coaster ride of a life as much as I am?
yes.

1856. Do you know how improbable it is that life exists at all?
nope.

1857. Are you kind to strangers?
I try to be.

1858. Do you go out of your way for other people?
I try to if i can, because I believe in Karma.

1859. Make a promise:
k

1860. Will you keep it?
yes. I try to only make promises that I can keep.

1861. What do you think of the author of this survey?

What’s my gender?
female

What’s my age?
16-18

What bands do I like(you must have SOME idea by now)?
Franz Ferdinand and Depeche Mode

Anything else??
I think you want to be loved but haven’t been yet and you think about life a lot but have a lot of it left to live.

1862. What makes something “literature”? Also, what makes something “art?”
it’s in the eye of the beholder.

1863. Why are you even doing this survey?? Doesn’t it TELL you something that you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than fill out a 5,000 question survey???
you wrote it, who are you to judge? and because I made a commitment to, and now even though it’s awful, I’m finishing this.

1864. Has answering these questions been a learning experiance for you (writeing them certainly has been for me)?
no.

1865. Have you ever been so happy you could cry?
yes.

1866. Do you know that the one you love is the one you will spend the rest of your life with??
I can’t be sure, but we vowed that, so I sure hope so.

1867. Have you ever asked yourself, ‘Is there any more to life than this?’
yes.

1868. What did you answer yourself?
I realized there was.

1869. Do you let the restrictions of society restrain you?
yes.

1870. Or are you just too full of life to be stopped??
no, but I have fun. Within reason. And I have a lot of fun.

1871. We are spinning on a bright blue bulb that is bursting with life. How could you possibly feel alone?
I don’t anymore.

1872. Is there something you’d like to try?
So very many things.

1873. What makes your heart smile and your skin get all tingly-ish?
cute puppies!

1874. How long has it been since you danced the night away?
it’s actually been a while, I’m not usually having fun dancing.

1875. Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to get the most out of

life?
I am.

1876. Are you willing to give the very best most beautiful part of yourself to the world?
Well, i try to every day.

1877. Is there love in your heart?
There is now. It hasn’t always been that way, but yeah.

1878. Do things tend to go your way more often when you’re happy?
No, actually.

1879. What do you do while everyone sleeps?
I sleep?

1880. What is one thing you will you never ever ever get any more of?
I don’t know.

1881. What’s your favorite short story?
I don’t know.

1882. Have do you feel about beauty pageants?
I am glad I was never a part of one. But they have their place.

1883. If it ain’t broke (say anything but ‘don’t fix it’):
Then let’s keep going this way!

1884. What is your favorite DIY related website? (mine is probably http://www.homeofthesampler.com)
I don’t know, I have found a bunch of them and I am not going to do any of it.

1885. Do you bruise easily?
yes.

1886. In William Shakespeare’s play, “All’s Well That Ends Well,” the character Parolles makes an interesting speech about virginity, saying that “Virginity by being once lost may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is ever lost…To speak on the part of virginity is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience…virginity murders itself; and should be buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by’t…” What do you think of this?
I don’t care.

1887. Would you prefer to stay in a motel, hotel, inn, lodge, or resort?
resort. duh.

1888. Have you ever gone scuba diving?
no, but i’d like to. but it sounds scary.

1889. What kind of bread do you like?
white. and wheat.

1890. Do you usually behave the way you want to?
yes usually.

1891. How does the idea in your head of what you want to be like match up to the reality of what you are like?
It’s close, but skinnier. the idea is skinnier :).

1892. Do you realize that in 111 questions this survey will have more questions than there have been years since christ was born?
neat.

1893. Are your air and water as pure as you want them to be?
no.

1894. Would you ever visit an insect zoo?
probably not.

1895. Can you enjoy life without stimulants (coffee, ciggarettes, drugs, alcohol)?
I could, yes. But I like alcohol, and it’s better with it.

1896. How many hours do you sleep every night?
7-9

1897. Is this survey your friday or saturday night date?
no.

1898. I go crazy when I’m without _.
love.

1899. Can you do the robot dance?
badly, but that hasn’t stopped me.

1900. How much thought do you put into your dance moves?
none.

1901. Are you able to recognize patterns, habits, routines and break out of them?
I can recognize them, but only break out of them if I really really want to.

1701. How will tomorrow be like today?
in that I will watch tv at night with my husband.

1702. How would you react if a stranger pinched your bottom?
I would tell them never to do that again.

1703. When was the last time you went on a date?
A long time ago, I will speak with my husband about that!

1704. Have you ever ridden a horse?
yes.

1706. What is almost over?
1705 is missing. and the tv show I’m watching.

1707. What should you be doing that you are putting off?
nothing right now, but if I decided to clean, that wouldn’t be bad.

1708. How much would you have to change physically before you would no longer be yourself anymore?
I would have to be an entirely different person.

1709. How much would you have to change mentally before you would no longer be yourself anymore?
hm. not as much as my physical appearance.

1710. Would you rather be famous or notorious?
famous, that’s usually for something good but I feel notorious is usually for something bad.

1711. Would you rather have a necklace that’s dripping with diamonds or a blueberry farm?
diamond dripping necklace…

1712. Could you take first place in a beauty contest?
no.

1713. Who is the biggest hypocrite you know and why?
probably myself. because i hate a lot of things i do.

1714. Would you consider yourself to be more opinionated or bitchy?
probably bitchy. lol.

1715. How long is it until your next day off?
after today it will be 5 days until my next day off. and i’m looking forward to it greatly!

1716. What sound is annoying you right now?
none.

1717. Imagine you’re taking a vacation with 4 people.

Who are they?
my husband, myself, Sarah, johnny and Sheila

1718. The five of you travel by plane. Suddenly your plane crashes down over snowy mountains. The pilot and the air crew and all the other passengers die.

The only way for you to survive is for one of you to get eaten by the others. Who will it be?
Uh, Sheila? I don’t know. Maybe Johnny. Probably me. I really don’t think that’d be the only way to survive. I feel as though there would be food from the plane scattered around.

1719. Anorexia and obesity are two life threatening eating related disorders. Why is it that when it is discovered that someone is an anorexic they are rushed to the hospital, but when someone is obese they are not rushed to the hospital?
because anorexia has a more immediate deadline as to how long it will take before you die.

1720. Who is your favorite smurf?
smurfette!

1721. Why do you do things that you know are bad for you?
because they’re fun!

1722. How important is testing to education?
It’s an important way to gauge how education is working.

1723. What food group do you eat the most of (bread and pasta, meats and eggs and fish, fruits and vegetables, milk and cheese, sugar and butter)?
bread.

1724. Who is the most adorable person you know?
hm. I don’t know. Sarah.

1725. If you had to spend a half hour locked in a dark closet with someone from school or work that you don’t normally hang out with who would you want it to be?
Uh, someone who is interesting. Maybe my boss, because he’s interesting and I wouldn’t have to worry about overreacting.

1726. How often do you masturbate in a week?
I don’t. And, no, that’s not a lie.

1727. In the USA people work a full third of the year for the government, due to taxes. How do you feel about this?
I feel as though I have no say in it, and even if we were taxed 100% our government would still be in debt.

1728. Should people be allowed to use cell phones in their cars?
they make hands free options. texting while driving is idiotic.

1729. Have you ever been in the room while a human baby was born?
no.

1730. Have you ever been in the room while an animal baby was born?
no.

1731. Did you see the video The Miracle of Life in school?
yes.

1732. How do you feel about having a baby?
I’d like to have one one day.

1733. Have you ever had a tooth pulled?
no.

1734. Who are you waiting for an email/call/note/visit from?
no one. but I guess maybe at work I’m expecting an email from the centralized billing to tell me about errors.

1735. What are you counting the days until?
next weekend and lucy’s birthday party and the superbowl!!! ah!

1736. What is the greatest temptation for you?
food.

1737. How do you resist it?
I am getting better at it, but it’s very very hard.

1738. Who is your knight in shining armor?
my husband! duh.

1739. If you were walking and someone behind you yelled “HEY YOU!” would you turn around?
probably.

1740. Do loud noises make you tense?
yes.

1741. Has anyone ever told you that your epidermis was showing?
no.

1742. Would you rather work or stay home with the baby?
stay home with the baby.

1743. Would you rather have people agree with you all the time or tell you the honest truth?
It really depends, sometimes I want to hear the truth, but the truth hurts.

1744. Will you/have you gone to your high school reunion?
I missed it, I threw out my back.

1745. What do you think of your yearbook picture?
well, it was fine. I’m better looking now.

1746. Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer?
gatherer.

1747. If you ever were to visit Hershey Park, the theme park based on the chocolate candy, would you enjoy going to the spa where you can be treated to a whipped cocoa bath, a milk and honey bath, or simply a chocolate fondue skin wrap?
milk and honey bath.

1748. If someone asks you to read a poem they wrote, will you really take your time to try and understand what they wrote and tell them what you think or just read it quickly and tell them that its really good?
I wouldn’t know what to tell them, I don’t like poetry much, so probably the latter.

1749. Do you feel that if a coincidence occurs it means something?
not everything means something.

1750. Were you beautiful as a child?
I was really pretty darn cute as a child.

1751. Do you think that it is okay for a homosexual or a woman to become a priest?
It’s really a religious thing, so probably not in Catholic churches, but maybe if you created your own church.

1752. Which would you rather give up forever, religion or sex?
religion.

1753. What comes to mind when you think of these places:

Canada?
mounties.

UK?
british accents.

USA?
texas.

Australia?
keith urban.

Germany?
beer

Italy?
food!!

1754. What does your favorite bumper sticker say?
don’t know.

1755. Have you ever taken a shower with another person?
yes.

1756. What bath toys do you have, if any?
none.

1757. Would you rather propose to someone you love or would you rather be proposed to by someone you love?
I’d rather be proposed to, and I was.

1758. How can you reject someone nicely?
I haven’t found out a way yet.

1759. What kinds of diary names make you interested enough to check out the diary?
don’t know.

1760. What do you think are three common passwords people use to secure their diaries?
0000
mine
password.

1761. Pick an object in the room.
my starfish.

Give that object a name.
fluffy.

1762. What is the quickest way to make you blush?
see below.

1763. Do you usually feel that you deserve it when other people compliment you?
sometimes, not always.

1764. If you were to start your own business what kind of business do you think it might be?
selling art

1765. What is one of your pet peeves?
stupidity.

1766. What question do you get asked too frequently?
I don’t know.

1767. You notice a ring is priced $40.00, but the cashier only charges you $10.00. Do you mention this to the cashier?
I don’t think so. I probably wouldn’t notice.

1768. Could a kiss on the _ be considered cheating?

Cheek?
no.

Lips?
yes.

Nose?
yes, it could but not always.

Hand?
no.

Ear?
definitely.

Neck?
of course.

1769. Would it bother you if your lover occasionally flirted with others?
Flirting is healthy and helps self esteem. but I don’t want him to do it in front of me.

1770. How long has it been since you last played truth or dare?
years.

1771. Should people who are living now be obligated to do things that will make the world better for people who will live 100 years from now?
we aren’t obligated to do anything, but karma is a bitch.

1772. Imagine you have a dream in which someone you care for acts mean to you. Is it possible you will still be angry with this person when you wake up?
It’s happened before, sometimes dreams seem so real.

1773. Have you ever left someone a note with a picture in it?
no.
If yes, how do you do it?

1774. What do you fear more, death or pain?
pain.

1775. Are the questions still interesting this far into the survey?
No.

1776. Do you like the cartoon Inspector Gadget?
I loved it.

1777. You know how Gadget wears the same outfit all the time, and his closet is full of outfits that are exactly identical to the one he wears? If your closet was full of just one outfit that you had to wear everyday what would it be like?
It would be a skirt and a white shirt. Boring but something I could wear everywhere.

1778. Would you rather time travel to the future or the past?
past.

1779. Would you rather know how the world began or how it will end?
began.

1780. Would you rather meet your ancient ancestors or your great great great great great great grandchildren?
ancestors.

1781. Out of these 4 which is most important (1=most, 2= second most, 3 = 3rd most, 4 = least)?

Curing diseases such as aids, cancer: 1

Preserving wildlife areas: 3

Ending terrorism: 2

Building colonies in space: 4

1782. In your opinion should every child be entitled to a good education?
Yes.

1783. What news item are you tired of hearing about?
Kardashian…this shouldn’t be news.

1784. Speaking of 9/11 the anniversary is coming up. What will you be doing?
Nothing.

1785. If this were a recipe for you, how would it go?

2 cups: sarcasm

1 cup: kindness

1/2 cup: artisticness

A pinch of: loving animals

A dash of: humor

Mix well and bake until: bubbling with laughter

Add: sugar

Serve: under a blanket.

This is a really stupid question.

1786. Which of the following would YOU be more likely to survive:

A fall from a 3 story building

Driving a car into the water

driving a car into the water.

1787. What philosophy was manifested in the communist manifesto?
uh? communist philosophy?

1788. Who is your exact opposite?
probably my husband.

1789. Would you rather have serenity or insanity?
serenity.

1790. What do these phrases mean?

Moulin Rougue:
Red Mill

Le voyage sur le bateau:
The trip on the boat.

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir:
will you sleep with me tonight?

1791. What is the longest distance you have ever walked?
I don’t know a very long ways, in NC I walked 5 miles to a Walgreens except that I walked the wrong way for at least three or four, so I ended up walking at least 15 miles that day.

1792. The ancient Greek philosopher Plato believes that beauty truth and justice all basically mean the same thing. What are your feelings about this?
I agree to an extent.

1793. How did you first begin to assert yourself as independent from your parents?
I don’t know, I guess I just told them to give me more space.

1794. If you had a magic bracelet, would you use it to gain luck, money, health, creativity or love?
luck, because with luck would come love and money.

1795. What would you do if every time you used your magic bracelet something bad would happen to someone else?
I don’t know, I guess I’d not use it.

1796. This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be that she fell in love with him then and there, although she didn’t even see him after the funeral ended. A few days later, the girl killed her own sister.

What is her motive for killing her sister?
I’m assuming it was her sister’s husband.

1797. Have you ever intentionally hurt someone’s feelings?
Yes, and then I felt terrible about it.

1798. What do you think of Franz Ferdinand?
Not a fan.

1799. What do you think of the band Modest Mouse?
They’re decent.

1800. What do you think of Morrissey?
Don’t really care about them.

1601. What’s on your key chain besides keys?
a thermometer and a bottle opener.

1602. How do you feel about endangered species?
I feel like we should do what we can to save them.

1603. What was the last CD you bought?
I haven’t bought a cd in years.

1604. Do you like feather pillows?
no.

1605. How about water beds?
yes.

1606. Who or what do you feel the deepest responsibility towards?
my husband and parents.

1607. How long is forever?
infinite.

1608. Who is your favorite family member?
my mom.

1609. Who would you be afraid to have angry at you?
not afraid, but I’d not like to have my husband angry at me.

1610. Does this survey feel like it will never end?
yes.

1611. Have you ever eaten any kind of food off of someone else’s body?
no. that really doesn’t sound fun to me at all.

1612. Do you like the direction your life is going in?
it’s been going in a good direction.

1613. Are you a traditional person?
to an extent.

1614. Have you ever felt like the victim of societal injustice?
yes. but life is life.

1615. What feelings or thoughts do you repress?
anger. often.

1616. What makes you feel ecstatic?
any time I’m making progress on goals I’ve set for myself.

1617. What was your biggest mistake in the past three months?
I don’t know. Probably spending money.

1618. York Peppermint Patti or Reece’s Peanut butter Cups?
reeces

1619. What are your feelings, if any, about Hugh Hefner?
He seems nice and smart.

1620. What is your specialty?
being myself, and art. and cooking Italian.

1621. Have you ever had a stalker?
no.

1622. Have you ever been a stalker?
no.

1623. Ideally, how far would you like to live from your nearest neighbor??
1/2 acre.

1624. What would you do if a teacher accused you of cheating when you really weren’t?
I would say I wasn’t and talk to my principle.

Or if that doesn’t apply to you..

What would you do if a manager accused you of stealing when you really weren’t?
I would sue.

1625. What store would you most like a $10,000 (about 5900 British pounds) gift certificate to?
Macy’s.

1626. What would you most like to reincarnate as?
a person. a good person.

1627. What’s in your undie draw…besides undies?
socks.

1628. How many languages can you say HELLO in?
3

1629. If your whole country had to listen to you talk for ten minutes what would you talk about?
Um, probably about my beliefs.

1630. Do you have a guardian angel?
I’d like to think so.

1631. Do you smoke?
No.

1632. Who is more successful, Bill gates or Mother Theresa?
Eh, they’re both successful at what they worked to do.

1633. What band T-shirts do you own?
Matchbox 20, I’m not cool.

1634. What is your favorite thing that is red?
I might have a red shirt.

1635. Have you ever worn mismatched socks on purpose?
I do a lot, I just wear socks that are the same brand.

1636. Do you check nutrition labels?
Yes.

1637. Most Mcdonalds value meals are about 1,500 calories (the amount of calories an average person needs in one whole day) and over 1,000 of those calories are from fat. What do you think about this?
I don’t think that is correct, because I count my calories pretty religiously, and most of their meals aren’t 1,500 calories. But some are.

1638. If you could delete someone’s diary would you if:

They didn’t agree with you?
No.

They were rude/obnoxious to you?
No.

They wrote rude entries?
No.

1639. Have you ever worn:

A dress or a skirt if you are a guy?

A tie if you are a girl?
No.

1640. Do you trust people at restraunts who handle your food that they aren’t doing anything gross to it while you can’t see them?
No, but oh well.

1641. How do you wear your hair each day?
I usually just put it in a ponytail. But, Sometimes I wear it down. I’m hoping to wear it down more.

1642. Have you ever worn:

A gas mask? yes. during training.

A blindfold? yes. when i was younger.

1643. Would you be willing to go hang gliding?
yes. totally. I’m afraid of heights, but I think it’d be fun still.

1644. What is the difference between a man’s button down shirt and a woman’s button down shirt?
they button on the other side.

1645. Have you ever taken a lock of someone else’s hair?
no. that’s weird.

1646. Have you ever given anyone a lock of your hair?
no. that’s weird.

1647. If you had a locket what would you put inside?
a picture of my mother and aunt.

1648. Is blood a turn on for you?
no.

1649. Have you ever written anything in your own blood?
no.

1650. Have you ever drank, slurped or licked someone else’s blood?
no.

1651. What quality do you value most highly in others?
Honesty. And -69 are missing , but again I’m leaving it because I feel as though I’ve answered a lot of extra questions here.

1669. What is your opinion of the current political climate in your country?
It’s going to hell, but I’ll just go for the ride.

1670. In some high schools attendance of pep rallies is mandatory. How would you feel in this situation?
I would think that’s fine. It’s a good way to build the idea of a team.

1671. Could you possibly fall in love with a prostitute?
probably. but i haven’t.

1672. What do you think of these names:

Elton:
don’t care for it.

Billy:
don’t care for it and it’s a nickname not a name.

Dwayne:
don’t care for it.

Betsy:
nickname, not a name.

Liz:
nickname, not a name.

Linda:
it’s a fine name.
1673. What is one situation you want to avoid ever happening to you?
sooo many things.

1674. Low fat or fat free?
Low fat.

1675. Are you cowardly?
on occasion.

1676. Do you ever feel less than fresh?
lol. sure.

1677. Whose number is 867-5309?
Jenny. And actually no one has that number now.

1678. Have you ever written something on a bathroom wall?
no. I don’t bring markers with me into the bathroom.

1679. When was the last time you fell down in public?
when I was a flight attendant, I fell out of the van.

1680. Are you more aggressive or mellow?
I’m very in between the two. I go from one to the other.

1681. What have you done with your self to keep your life worth living?
I don’t know, just moved on.

1682. What is the most incredible thing you can do?
I don’t know. I hope more incredible than I know yet.

1683. Do you bury your pets, flush them, or throw them away?
I throw away fish and I would bury a dog.

1684. Do you get embarrassed when someone shows off baby pictures of you?
no, I was adorable.

1685. Who has made the biggest sacrifice for you?
probably my parents.

1686. What’s your favorite thing that is yellow?
Bananas!

1687. Do you take any vitamins or drugs?
Birth control.

1688. What’s the coolest HTML code you know?
Don’t know a cool one.

1689. If you had to change your diary name what would you change it to?
Wouldn’t.

1690. Do you want to grow old with someone?
Yes.

1691. Do you ever read entries titled ‘leave notes’?
No. I’m not 15.

1692. Do you ever read entries titled ‘please read’?
No.

1693. Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons?
No.

1694. Have you ever played Magic the Gathering?
No.

1695. Have you ever played Vampire the Masquerade?
No.

1696. Have you ever played Risk?
yes.

1697. Of the above mentioned four games which one is most appealing to you?
I guess Risk.

1698. What have you complained for so long about having to do that you could’ve accomplished it by the time you were finished complaining?
Oh any time I did homework.

1699. When was the last time you went out of your way to be cheerful and friendly, even when you felt like punching everyone around you?
At work.

1700. Do you treat others better or worse than yourself and why?
I try to treat them better than myself, but I don’t know why.

1501. What did you think of the movie Black Hawk Down?
Didn’t watch it.

1502. What movie has the most surprising ending ever?
I don’t know, Memento was a little messed up.

1503. What are you currently angry at?
Nothing, actually. Hm.

1504. Who is harder to please, you or your lover?
it depends on the day. lol.

1505. What is the most dramatic thing you have ever done for attention?
i don’t know, I used to be quite dramatic.

1506. What do you have issues with?
my body.

1507. There is a nuclear war and your fallout shelter has room and supplies enough for two. No one knows about the fallout shelter but you. Who do you choose to take in (Remember, the person you choose is the only person you will know in 5-15 years when you can come above ground again)?
I would take my husband. And feel awful but my parents are too old and they probably won’t be around in 15 years, so it would be fruitless to take one of them.

1508. Do you have any fillings?
one.

1509. What do you do when you are home alone that you cannot do when other people are at home?
I just hang out with myself, and sometimes i dance around the room, other times I do karaoke to myself record it and listen to it, because I’m a weirdo.

1510. Have you ever had a near death experience?
No, but I’ve almost died.

1511. Do you read on the toilet?
if there’s something to read by the toilet, yeah.

1512. Are you afraid of a global nuclear war?
Well, no but I’m not saying it isn’t a possibility.

1513. If there was a global nuclear war would you expect to be a survivor?
No.

1514. How often do people try to talk to you while you are in the bathroom?
Not often.

1515. Have you ever swam in the ocean?
Yes.

1516. Have you ever built a sandcastle?
Yes.

1517. Do you feel comfortable in a bathing suit?
Not as much as I used to, but that doesn’t stop me.

1518. What would be the best season of the year to get married?
Fall.

What would be the best day?
September something on a weekend.

1519. What are 2 things that the perfect _ would do?

Boy/girlfriend:
say they’re sorry when they’re wrong.
not be mean

Parents:
go to kid’s school events.
be there whenever they’re needed

Friend:
laugh with friend
be there through bad and good times.

Teacher:
be a really good teacher
have compassion and understanding

Doctor:
listen
always try to find the root of the problem

1520. If someone you loved was seriously miserable for a long period of time what would you do to help cheer him or her up?
I would do whatever I could. Mostly just be there for them and try to spend time with them as much as possible to give them time to laugh and joke and remember that life gets better.

1521. What was the best year of your life so far?
this one has started out okay, I hope every year that it will be the best year yet.

1522. When people are born is it predetermined whether they will be a good or bad person?
no, but sometimes there’s something bad in people from birth i think. but we can keep that in by raising good people. It’s like pitbulls, when raised correctly they’re really wonderful dogs.

1523. What is your least favorite bodily function?
the craping.

1524. Does the weather affect your mood?
if there are enough bad days in a row, yeah a bit.

1525. If you were underground for 5 years what would you miss the most?
good food.

1526. What do you think of the movie Blast from the Past?
Didn’t see it.

1527. If you were on death row (if you don’t feel evil enough to really ever get there, imagine that you have been wrongly accused and wrongly convicted) what would you want your last meal to be?
I don’t know, probably Italian beef and cheese fries, with a side of fried shrimp with tartar sauce. because, these are a few of my favorite things.

1528. How would you want to die (electric chair, gas, lethal injection, hanging)?
lethal injection.

1529. Who would you want with you when you died?
no one.

1530. What would your last words be?
i don’t think i’d say anything other than I’m sorry maybe.

1531. What is your favorite summer song?
summertime song.

1532. Has anyone ever broken a promise to you?
yes.

1533. Have you broken a promise to anyone else?
yes

1534. Do you eat red meat?
yes.

1535. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
I realize now I have.

1536. What would you consider a blessed event?
I don’t know, anything wonderful. I’ve been quite lucky in my life so far.

1537. What would you consider a miracle?
I don’t know that I’d use that term.

1538. Here’s a list of dead rock stars. How big of a loss to the music industry was each one?

Dave Williams:
don’t know, don’t follow music very closely apparently

Ian Curtis:
don’t know, don’t follow music very closely apparently

Aaliah:
really, not that big of a loss musically, but she seemed like a good person and really genuinely seemed like a good actress and the like.

Rozz Williams:
don’t know, don’t follow music very closely apparently

Elvis:
well, he stole most of his music from black blues musicians but it was still a loss because he was what made that music mainstream.

Tupac:
not really a loss to me.

Michael Hutchence:
INXS was a good band, but I’ve lived quite easily without them.

Sid Vicious:
see above.

Jimi Hendrix:
huge loss

1539. What are the most cruel words someone could say to you?
I don’t care about you at all.

1540. Would you rather catch your parents in bed or have them catch you?
definitely the second.

1541. If someone offered you $1,000 to cheat on your boy/girlfriend, would you do it?
not for that little money.

1542. Would you rather date someone 3 years younger than you, or 15 years older?
probably 3 years younger, we’d most likely have more in common, and 26 isn’t that young. but i really am at an age where it doesn’t seem to matter to me if someone is older or younger than me, within reason.

1543. Would you rather like your guy/girl more than s/he likes you, or have him or her like you more?
i’d rather him like me more, but I think we’re around even.

1544. Which is better, the rush of kissing a new person for the first time, or the comfort of kissing the same person a hundred times?
the comfort is better but the rush was fun.

1544. If you could read your boy/girlfriends mind, but only by letting him or her read yours, would you do it?
no.

1545. Would you rather lose your bathing suit to a huge wave right in front of a cute lifeguard, or your whole family?
lifeguard.

1546. Is truth sometimes stranger than fiction?
no, but that doesn’t mean weird stuff doesn’t happen.

1547. Do you look back and laugh at things that hurt or were embarrassing at the time?
a lot of times yes. but not always.

1548. Would you like to live in the Playboy Mansion?
it does look kind of awesome.

1549. Have you ever looked in anyone’s wallet that wasn’t yours?
yes.

1550. What time and date is it?
5:32 01/29/12

1551. What song would you (or have you) sung karaoke?
I’ve sung a lot of songs. Miranda Lambert Kerosene is a favorite.

1552. Do you run through the sprinkler on a hot day?
we don’t have a lawn :( but I used to when I was a kid.

1553. Could you survive without:

Electricity:
it’d be tough. but we COULD do it if we had to yeah

Heat:
yes, but it’d be tough. see above.

Air conditioning:
definitely, we basically do in the summer.

TV:
definitely.

Radio:
definitely

A car:
wow, i’d be riding my bike 18 miles just to get TO work. I’d have to get up at 3:00 am.

1554. Would you ever consider shaving your head?
I don’t think so.

1555. What is one thing that will happen to you less than 24 hours from now?
I will go to work.

1556. What age would you want to stay forever?
I don’t know, I really am still excited every year.

1557. What is the softest part of your body?
my butt.

1558. What would make your day if it happened right now?
hm, my day has been pretty great. if someone gave me a puppy though, i’d of course always be happy.

1559. What are you thinking about?
puppies!

1560. Are you on:

Drugs:
no

The road to nowhere:
no

The crazy train:
no

1561. Do you say everything to people’s faces or do you talk behind their backs?
probably a little bit of talking behind backs and saying it to their face. I don’t think everything needs to be said to everyone.

1562. What is gone that will never come back?
I don’t know, there are people who will never be back, but eras and trends always seem to come back around.

1563. What’s your biggest turn on?
kindness

1564. Have you ever made love in an elevator?
no, but that’s a bad song.

1565. Are you spiritually dead?
no.

1566. What’s your favorite care bear?
don’t know.

1567. Do you like the music of Warren Zevon?
don’t know.

1568. Have you ever wanted a picture painted onto your car?
no.

1569. Are you an alien in a red striped jumpsuit who plays guitar in a band?
no.

1570. If you aren’t an alien in a red striped jumpsuit who plays guitar in a band then who is?
don’t know. someone from red jumpsuit apparatus?

1571. How many private entries do you have?
none.

1572. Are you clumsy?
yes.

1573. As you get older will you let your looks go or have plastic surgery?
I hope to have plastic surgery.:). need more money.

1574. If you wear contacts or glasses would you ever consider laser eye surgery?
I hope to get lasic sooner than later.

1575. What is the most expensive thing you own?
our vehicles.

1576. What do you think of when you hear the word ‘cell’?
phone.

1577. Have you ever had goat’s milk?
probably.

1578. Do you care how Jennifer Anniston lives her life?
no.

1579. If there was a ‘penny per page’ internet tax would you pay it?I don’t know.

1580. Do you treat your pets like family members?
sadly, yes.

1581. Have you ever eaten tofu?
yes.

1582. Do you believe that the ‘war on drugs’ is effective?
no.

1583. What would you like to have 435 of (anything but money)?
other than money? hm. pieces of candy. not all at once.

1584. How many people know the password to your diary besides you?
i don’t have a diary.

1585. Do you like Calvin and Hobbes?
It’s good.

1586. Have you ever thought of deleting your diary?
don’t have one.

1587. Have you ever thought of moving to OD+?
don’t know what that is.

1588. Do 48 hours need 48 thrills?
um that’s dumb.

1589. Who do you know that acts phony?
my husband’s friend ashley.

1590. Do you like American Pie?
yeah. it was cute.

1591. What is the last law you broke?
speeding.

1592. Have you ever run away from home?
once. for about two hours.

1593. Have you had a good feeling today?
sure.

1594. What was it?
my bird is cute.

1595. Did your parents pretend their was a tooth fairy and slip money under your pillow?
yes, and it’s there.

1596. If yes, how much per tooth?
I don’t remember it was a very very long time ago.

1597. Is there a difference between art and crafts?
yes.

1598. Have you ever tried out for something?
yes.

1599. Did you make it?
yes.

1600. What’s your favorite lullaby?
I don’t know the old lady and the shoe?

1401. Do you like your movies and books to be more lighthearted or serious?
It depends on my mood.

1402. What’s more important, first impressions or lasting impact?
well, first impressions are the only way to get to a lasting impact.

1403. Order these areas of psychological health from what you need the least improvement in to what you need the most improvement in: physical, emotional, social, intellectual, environmental, spiritual
physical, environmental, spiritual, intellectual, social, emotional. but that could change tomorrow.

1404. Do you react appropriately to things and control your feelings?
Sometimes.

1405. Do you have stable relationships?
Yes.

1406. Do you need to be in a relationship to feel good about yourself?
I don’t know, I’ve never not been in one to speak of. But I think I need to feel good about myself to be in a relationship…

1407. Which is the most clear and concise, your thoughts, your speech or your writing? Which is the least clear and concise?
in order from most to least clear and concise (none of which are THAT clear or consise) 1. writing 2. thoughts 3. speach.

1408. Are you always trying to learn new things?
I am.

1409. Do you feel at peace?
Not always, but I really am happy with my life and that lends to an at peace feeling on occasion.

1410. Do you have strong morals and ethics that you believe in and adhere to?
Yes.

1411. Are you over or under weight?
over. and working on it. went to the doctor today to get my thyroid tested. and i’m working out, and eating better in lieu of it possibly not being a medical issue… but if they make a magic pill someone let me know.

1412. Do you think of the needs of all humanity or just the needs of yourself and those you know?
Well, I think of a little of both.

1413. Do you recycle?
We don’t have recycling at my condo but I think the association is about to get it at which point I will recycle.

1414. Are you active in your community?
Nope.

1415. Are you sensitive to the needs of others?
Yes, usually.

1416. Do you dress up to go to the mall?
no, but I don’t wear pajamas out anymore.

1417. Have you ever been on anti depressants?
yes, they didn’t work they made me more depressed and ended me up in a hospital. it was a fun few years.

1418. Name a part of your body.
my head.

Give that part of your body a name.
headsie. yeah, i’m tired. it’s late.

1419. Is fourteen your lucky number?
nope.

1420. What could make you lose respect for someone?
lying to me about something because they’re afraid of judgement.

1421. Is ignorance really bliss?
sometimes it is. there are things you can’t unlearn.

1422. What can be described as ‘even better than the real thing’?
i like country crock a lot? and on bread i actually like it better than butter. oh and sometimes boob jobs, but I don’t know if the fake look is really that cool.

1423. Are you jealous that dog can lick their own genitals?
no, why would I?

If you could do that would you ever leave the house?
what?

1424. What’s in your wallet right now?
my credit card, my license and two gift cards.

1425. Do you write letters that you never send?
yes.

1426. Do you ever get the feeling people are laughing at you?
sometimes they are.

1427. Who’s the one person you’d like to drop a house on?
I don’t really have any desire to see anyone hurt.

1428. Have you ever been swept off your feet?
yes.

1429. Tell me why you don’t like Mondays:
because they seem to go slower than any other days.

1430. In the Harry potter series the books seem to be getting darker and more serious with each new release. Do you like this change or do you prefer the story to be light?
I don’t read any of them or watch any of the movies, but it seems like it makes sense because the kids are getting older so it would get darker. it’s like life.

1431. How often do you update your diary?
don’t have one.

1432. What do you mostly write about in your diary?
don’t have one.

1433. How many quizzes and/or surveys do you have in your diary as entries?
dont’ have one.

1433. How many forwards does your diary contain?
don’t have one.

1434. What is your writing style like?
It depends on my mood. I write short sentences usually, and have terrible grammar. I don’t know what I’d call my style though.

1435. How honest are you in your diary?
don’t have one.

1436. Why do you write in your diary?
don’t have one.

1437. Do you have a comet cursor on your diary description?
don’t have one.

1438. Do you ever chat online?
no.

1439. Have you ever met someone from online?
no.

How’d that go?
it didn’t.

1440. What’s your favorite horror:

Movie?
Poltergeist.

Book?
The exorcist.

1441. Have you ever caught a mistake in a movie?
no, I watch for enjoyment.

1442. Have you ever seen that munchkin who supposedly hangs himself in the Wizard of Oz?
no.

If yes, how/when should someone look for it?

1443. If you had to give yourself a letter grade (A, A-, B, B-, C, C-, D, D-, F) for things how would you grade yourself on:

Happiness:
A-

Being a decent human being:
B+

Being serene (calm, peaceful):
B

Kindness:
B

Anger management:
C

Creative thinking:
C

Modesty:
B

Being an original:
B

Knowing yourself:
A

Being true to yourself:
A

Getting along with others:
C

Liking yourself:
B

Admitting your flaws:
B

Self improvement:
C

1444. Are you kinky?
No.

1445. How would you feel if twice a week you could wake up next to the person you love?
I would feel like I could only wake up to them twice a week and that would suck.

1446. Out of all the people you know who is most likely to be one of the great minds of our time?
Out of the people I know probably Sarah.

1447. Have you ever been to:

Church?
Yes.

Temple?
No.

A bar?
Yes.

A house party?
Yes.

A rave?
No.

A goth club?
No.

A punk show?
Yes.

A hip hop club?
Yes,

What sounds like the most fun out of that list?
A Bar.

1448. So far, have you changed around any of the questions on this survey?
No.

1449. Are you crying on the inside?
No. If I cry, I just cry.

1450. Are you afraid of the future?
Sometimes, it doesn’t seem like it’s getting any better really.

1451. What will you dress up as this year for Halloween (if you celebrate it)?
I don’t know. Haven’t thought about it.

1452. Do you think of some people as not worthy of being your friend?
Well, there are some people I don’t want as a friend but because they suck and aren’t fun, and are bad people and I really have no desire to surround myself with badness anymore. but I wouldn’t use the words not worthy.

1453. If you won $1,000 every week until you die, would you still go to school?
I’d go back for sure. And invest the rest of the money.

Would you still get a job?
I would get a job if it was something I loved.

1454. What’s the most difficult job you can think of?
customer service.

1455. If you could decorate your room with any theme you wanted what would you pick?
I wouldn’t pick a theme. Maybe beach?

1456. Of the following bands which would you be most likely to check out?

roxy music (70’s glam)
no.

the magnetic fields (current indie rock)
no.

kraftwerk (experimental electronic rock)
no.

1457. You and your boy/girlfriend have been together 6 months or longer…. One day s/he wants to go to a strip club with his/her friends to hang out. It’s guys/girls night out and you aren’t invited. Would you be upset by this?
I don’t care. He can go to a strip club if he wants I’ve always told him that, just as long as he doesn’t lie to me about it.

1458. Can a person avoid dying if he or she does not believe in death?
No. But why don’t you try it?

1459. If someone sings songs that they don’t write and they don’t play any instruments or mix the songs or have any creative input at all..Are they a musician?
Yes. Probably not a very good one, but a singer is a musician.

1460. What do the following stand for:

html?
it’s a language that is used to describe website. Hyper text markup language. Yeah, I took a computer class in college.

faq?
effing awesome gangster :-P.

fao?
um, don’t care.

imho?
in my humble opinion, my friend used this a lot and I used to look it up all the time.

hiv?
Human Immuno-deficiency virus .

aids?
acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, when the virus becomes a syndrome. both bad. aids…worse.

r&b?
rhythm and blues

1461. What does the world owe you?
Nothing, but I’m going to make it give me a lot. I have a lot of life to get out of this world still, and I’m getting my moneys worth. At least I hope to.

1462. Do you read plays and books or just get the cliff notes?
I read books and plays if I want to and find them interesting. If they suck, I get cliff notes.

1463. What do you want to get out of life?
I just want everything, is that too much?

1464. Do you know what is really important to you?
I do.

1465. What trend has been getting on your nerves lately?
skinny everything. and acronyms.

1466. Do you forgive yourself when you make a mistake?
Usually.

1467. What tiny little very small thing has made you hugely happy?
BUD He’s less than one pound! That’s tiny little and very small!

1468. Can you read body language well?
Probably not.

1469. Do you look people in the eye when you talk?
Not usually, I have slight autism :).

1470. Do you notice if they aren’t looking you in the eye?
I don’t look in the eye so no.

1471. Are you alert to opportunities?
i try to be.

1472. Puppet Yoda or digital Yoda?
Puppet.

1473. Do you look like the person you want to be?
No. But I’m trying my hardest.

1474. Do you behave like the person you want to be?
Most of the time.

1475. Some children were asked ‘how would you make your marriage work?’ One child, Ricky, age ten, said: ‘Tell your wife she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.’ Is this good advice?
Yes. It is.

1476. Do you visualize your goals and dreams?
I try to.

1477. 4x + 3 = 15

What is the value of x?
3

1478. Do you keep yourself organized?
No, but I try to.

1479. Does anyone really win an argument?
Not every argument, but yes.

1480. Have you ever had champagne?
Yes.

1481. Do you strive for perfection?
I try to. But sometimes it isn’t possible, and I’m willing to give myself some slack.

1482. Name one thing you understand.
Myself.

1483. Whatever it is are you afraid of it?
No. Not usually.

1484. Do you dislike being told what to do?
Sometimes.

1485. If you had a cat would you have it declawed?
Probably not because it’s painful and I’d feel bad.

1486. Do you prefer lobster, clams, or crab meat?
Crab. And then clams and then lobster. In that order. I like crabs and clams quite a bit.

1487. What do you think about guys who don’t wear underwear?
I don’t care.

1488. What do you think about girls who don’t wear bras?
I think that they’re going to have saggy boobs but it’s their body, not mine…so it’s not my problem.

1489. Do you ask for what you want?
I try to make a point of it.

1490. What are you against?
Stupidity.

1491. How many notes does your diary have?
None.

1492. Ace of Base or Enya?
Ace of Base for sure.

1493. What makes you feel awkward?
When I stick my foot in my mouth.

1494. Have you ever been to teenopendiary.com, and if yes, how does it compare to opendiary.com?
No.

1495. If you were going to switch to another diary website, which one would you go to?
I wouldn’t.

1496. Do you believe that certain books should be removed from high school libraries?
Well, I think that it should be up to the school. It isn’t as though books can’t be found elsewhere there are non school libraries and you can buy books online.

1497. How do you feel about gay and lesbian marriages?
Everyone is equal in my mind.

1498. Can you rearrange the letters in your name to form any other words(check here if you aren’t sure http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/)?
Yes, for the long version. No for the short version that everyone calls me.

1499. What is the sexiest moment in a movie?
Uh, I know so very little about sexy.

1500. Do you have a favorite stand up comedian?
No, but I like a lot of them a lot. :).