pick a major. not what my family wants me to pick-but what I want to do!

I want to do soooo many things-how can i pick just one!!!

my mom’s side of the family seems to think that in order to be happy, sucessuful, and lead a good life means I have to pick a major that they want. i guess just getting a major in fine arts or photojournalisim isnt something they’d find as a “useful” major. maybe, i should just major in proctology so i can take the large poles out of their collective asses! hah!