I want an office job.
I currently type at around 70 wpm (pretty accurate, probably above 90% but I don’t know exactly what I’m basing that on), but I want to seem professional, and actually be more productive, so I should learn. But when I’m starting out, I’ll be insanely slow. And how long will that go on? I use the internet constantly, so it would double the 47598309 hours I already waste everyday. Argh!



