list 100 pet peeves

1. When people use awkward grammar.
2. When I hear someone mispronounce a word.
3. Homeless people.
4. Going outside when it’s wet and then coming back inside, taking my shoes off, and having my wet pants touch the backs of my feet.
5. When people have really fake sounding sneezes or actually say ‘Achoo!’ when they sneeze.
6. When people over-analyze a book / play / poem / piece of art, etc.
7. Writing in anything that is not a blue Bic ballpoint pen.
8. Cuff links.
9. THE NEW YORKER.
10. Overly pretentious magazines in general.