compile a list of 100 facts about myself

I have been groomed to marry rich. It has been repeated to me again and again my entire life. Little does everyone know, if I ever marry, it will be for love. Also, I dream of rustic cottages in the middle of the woods, not million dollar homes in billion dollar subdivisions.

I think Doctors are quacks so I diagnose myself. You would too if you went to see your doctor about a problem and he pulled out his medical dictionary in front of you to look it up. The worst part was he still doesn’t know what to make of it… He did give me a very comforting pat on the back while telling me that it is a “very bad thing”... Riiiggghhht…

Mega Lolly suckers make my tongue bleed, Powerade & Gatorade burn my throat and salted pistachios make my lips swell. By the way, I have absolutely NO food allergies. I am weird like that.

Speaking of libraries, I feel like it doesn’t count when I read a book from the library. Yes I have read it, but if it’s not in my personal library then who’s going to believe me?

I have a problem with late fees. Not with movies as you might suspect, but with books. Library late fees are killer. Sure it’s only 10cents a day, but when you reserve a dozen or more books at a time, plus work two jobs, you don’t really have a lot of time for reading.

Death doesn’t scare me.

I literally hate to shower. Not so much the act as stopping what I am doing in order to get in the shower. My parents always told me as a kid that when I grew up, they wouldn’t be able to get me out of the shower… They were wrong. This is a recurring theme.

I have a way with words and it definitely comes in handy. I can bring on every form of emotion from another human being, all through the use of the correct words. Even if they’re all a lie.

Work brings out the OCD in me. I work in a convenience store which makes this trying. If there is a lighter out of place, I have to fix it. If I sell a pack of smokes, I take it from the back OR if someone sells one from the front – I obsessively face it up. Etc.

I like red gummy bears. Even if it takes a long time, I will scoop out a bag full of only the red ones at the candy store.