improve my cooking skills

I found this picture and I thought it suited my inability to cook/ efforts to cook perfectly. Haha
It could be dangerous for me to learn how to cook.
Better get good insurance before I cook my next dish..

My biggest flaw is that I cannot cook to save my life. I have a brother who is a chef, my mother who is a natural, and my dad who absolute loves cooking and wants to open a resteraunt when he retires. How can I compete with that? Alas, I want to improve my cooking skills, who knows I might actually need them one day haha. After years of beautifully cooked food, there is no way I am converting to processed foods and frozen meals. Absolutely no way!