Gerard the Lobster is doing 10 things including…

be more furry

3 cheers

 

Gerard the Lobster has written 4 entries about this goal

I could be 2 years ago

like this creature

It has the gentlest ears.



I have decided to start with 3 years ago

fluffy mittens, since I’ve now located my claws as one definite source of non-cuddliness.

I still dream about floppy bunny ears, though.



Yesterday 3 years ago

I experimented with wearing a novelty slipper shaped like a gorilla, but people were comparatively scared by seeing a slipper crawl slowly on the floor as if by itself. One of them spilled hot coffee on themselves, and I felt very guilty. Thus I quickly abandoned the slipper idea.

I’m thinking… a full-body fluffy angora catsuit with floppy bunny ears? Perhaps in powder blue?

If only I could knit. But the needles slip off my claws.



I need to be more furry. 3 years ago

As a lobster’s expressions are, unfortunately, quite limited, people tend to have a hard time connecting with me. Although I feel a lot, I just cannot always “get across” to people, even friends, until they’ve learnt to interpret the tiny but rich in nuances movements of my claws and little beady eyes. I’ve decided to try to make it easier for people and to become more accessible through becoming more furry and sweet.

Today I will experiment with a hairpiece of a teddy bear.



Gerard the Lobster has gotten 3 cheers on this goal.

  • postcard cheered this 3 years ago
  • Tartsy cheered this 3 years ago
  • Moose cheered this 3 years ago

 

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