Write Sarah E's wedding speech with Melissa

“So… I was going to start off my speech with an amazing interpretive dance celebrating Sarah and Kevin’s love but … unfortunately, I left my spandex unitard at home.. so I’ll just have to wing it.”

The rest of my speech was written on a napkin between dinner and dessert… because I work best under DANGER.

So far I’ve figured out how I want to start my portion of the speech, which is:

I’ve created an interpretive dance to celebrate and symbolize Sarah and Kevin’s love.

And then I want to start moving in a way that said interpretive dance might go, stop half way through and say, “Just joking. It’s a slide show.”

Followed by all the gathered photographic evidence I can find of Sarah wearing spandex, or Sarah performing to Kokomo in a grass skirt for the entirety of our elementary school circa 1993.