1.I’m vegetarian
2.If there is any discussion you will notice how much I AM A VEGETARIAN and how much my views differ from yours
3.If you forget to do anything you did at the beginning of our relationship, I will notice and I will tell you I noticed
4.I have troubles accepting that ANYBODY might love me so you can be as loving as you please, but I won’t believe you
5.I’m jealous
I will not be happy about any women near you
exceptions:
-they’re gay
-they’re married and got 5 kids
-they some sort of relative
-they work with you
-they don’t have any kind of humor
-they don’t talk to you in a charming way
6.I will NEVER forget about anniversaries, ever.
7.I will notice that you forgot the anniversary and be upset, but I won’t tell you unless you notice that I’m upset
8.I’m even more upset if you don’t notice that I’m upset
9.I suck at conversation unless you are my best friend but…
10…I’m upset if you suck at conversation
11.I will insist on paying the bill from time to time
12.I will tell you that I don’t want you to drive after you drank one glass of beer…in front of your friends
13.I will tell you what I don’t like in bed just for the sake of better sex
14.There’s nothing you can give to me that can replace time, NOTHING
15.I’m hairy
16.I’m tall
17.I got small boobs
18.Neither do I want to marry nor have kids for the next ten years. Still I will know how our children would be called and what a dress I’d wear.
19.You have to behave exactly like you got my moral, which means not being rude, not being offensive, not being racist…a lot of things
20.If you don’t know the word “vacation” I’m not going to be very happy
21.I’m sort of anti-television…you need to find something else to entertain me…
22.If you’re not able to stay in bed for a weekend that’s a nogo.
23.I can be lazy sometimes
24.I need to have a good present on my birthday, Christmas, Valentines Day and our Anniversary and at least one per year without expecting it
25.You need to be a little jealous…if you are’t I will take that as a sign for your not existing love
26.But you’re not allowed to clinge to me
27.Though I love swimming you will very probably never see me in a bikini
28.No light.
29.If you’re not near to me I need to know you’re missing me.
30.If you’re near to me it must feel like you’re near to me.
31.I don’t like sports. If you start talking about it my mind goes like “Oh nooooo….”
32.I’m not a morning person
33.I will never do your laundry and everything that makes me feel like your housewive unless you do the same for me
34.I’m very likely not to hear what I don’t want to hear.
35.You will find me reading books which are about as entertaining as bread, just because I’m intrested in something rather difficult and if you don’t read books I’m like “We’re so NOT in sync.”
36.There’s a constant pro and con(pro and cons just for you) list going on in my mind. I don’t want to have it but I just can’t stop it. The list is endless so I can remember what you did Tuesday 5 months ago, even if you already forgot it.
37.I do almost everything you ask me to so I expect you to do the same for me
38.If you do anything I don’t appreciate, I will do exactly the same to you(only if it isn’t against my principals) and be upset if you don’t bother
39.You will very probably see me very drunk once or twice a year
40.My family will force me to force you to come over and say hi
41.Because of countless family birthday parties
42.I will not appreciate it if you got multiple random hobbies, friends and jobs…unless it has little influence on our relationship.
43.I show you how much I love you
